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It’s the most wonderful time of the year — the time when we pit your favorite holiday horror movies against each other like a drunken family brawl at Christmas dinner. In this episode, we build the ultimate Holiday Horror Tournament Bracket, forcing festive slashers, killer toys, demonic Santas, and homicidal snowmen to duke it out for seasonal supremacy.

We debate, we yell, we question our life choices, and at least one beloved Christmas classic gets absolutely wrecked. Which film will be crowned the king of Christmas carnage? Grab your cocoa, spike it heavily, and join us as we deck the halls with blood and bad opinions.

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Sink your teeth into this week’s episode as we sit down with Angie De Alba and Paul Ragsdale of A&P Films to talk all things Only Fangs—their new blood-soaked, neon-soaked, everything-soaked indie hit. We dive into their filmmaking process, the art of tasteful (and not-so-tasteful) nudity in horror, and yes… we absolutely brag about our cameo.

It’s a wild, hilarious, behind-the-fangs chat full of creativity and fun!

Tune in, laugh with us, and maybe… bare your fangs a little.

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This week we dive headfirst into the great horror debate: can PG-13 horror movies actually be good… or are we all just kidding ourselves? We break down why we usually worship at the altar of R-rated gore, what PG-13 gets wrong (and sometimes surprisingly right), and which “kiddie-friendly” horror flicks still manage to scare the absolute hell out of us.

From iconic near-classics to the ones that feel like they were sanitized with Purell, we’re talking all things PG-13 terror — the highs, the lows, and the jump scares that actually landed.

If you’ve ever argued that “a real horror movie needs blood,” this episode is for you.

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This Halloween, we’re trading our mics for monster voices in a retro-style radio play that’s equal parts spooky and stupid. Two kids in the ‘90s are just playing a harmless game of catch—until their ball lands in the yard of the town’s creepiest old man. What happens next? Let’s just say pumpkins aren’t the only thing getting smashed.

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Grab your radioactive sludge and buckle up for a trip to Tromaville! This week, we dive headfirst into the gloriously gross, hilariously offensive, and weirdly heartfelt world of The Toxic Avenger franchise. From Toxie’s humble beginnings as a nerdy janitor to full-blown mutant superhero status, we’re ranking every slimy sequel, spin-off, and schlock-filled moment. Expect plenty of ooze, over-the-top violence, and questionable morals—just the way Lloyd Kaufman intended.

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Rob and Ian crack open their creepy little libraries to pitch horror books that deserve to hit the big screen—blood, guts, and all. Meanwhile, Josh derails the conversation by bringing in dark romance and smut, because apparently nothing screams “horror” like sweaty abs and questionable bedroom choices. Will their dream adaptations be terrifying masterpieces or just awkward paperbacks that should’ve stayed on the shelf? Grab a bookmark (and maybe some lube) and find out.

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We’re rolling out the (fake) blood-red carpet for one of horror’s most beloved scream queens: Tiffany Shepis! In this episode, we carve through her impressive filmography — from cult slashers to outrageous indie gems — and each pick our favorite flicks from her career. Expect laughs, behind-the-scenes trivia, and a whole lot of Shepis love.

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This week we grab our machetes and dive headfirst into the brand-new Jason Universe! We’re breaking down what this means for the future of Friday the 13th, the new look for Jason Voorhees, and all the bloody possibilities ahead. Plus, we slash into the brand-new short film Sweet Revenge with a full review. Camp Crystal Lake is open for business… but will YOU survive the night?