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This week, we dive headfirst into the twisted, blood-soaked world of horror filmmaker Adam Green. From Hatchet’s swampy carnage to the emotional gut-punch of Frozen (no, not the Disney one—although that would’ve been wild), we’re ranking his entire filmography. Expect heated debates, Victor Crowley love, and possibly a restraining order from Arwen the dog.

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This week, we journey into the shadowy, blood-soaked world of Subspecies—yes, that vampire franchise you kinda remember from late-night cable or the deepest corner of your Full Moon Features collection. We’re ranking every film in the series (yes, all of them), diving fang-first into Radu’s raspy voice, puppet demons, gooey effects, and the eternal question: how many times can one vampire die dramatically in slow motion? Whether you’re a die-hard fan or just here for the weird little blood fiends, we’ve got you covered. It’s gothic, it’s gory, it’s gloriously low-budget. Let’s get into it.

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Spring has sprung, and so has our 50th episode! To celebrate both milestones, we’re cranking up the wind machines and diving into our favorite weather-related horror films and natural disaster flicks. From tornadoes tossing sharks like they’re on sale at Walmart to hurricanes wreaking havoc like Mother Nature’s having a tantrum, we’re talking about all the cinematic catastrophes that make you thankful your biggest weather problem is forgetting an umbrella. Grab your raincoat, because it’s about to get stormy!

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Y2K wasn’t the only thing haunting us in 1999—horror movies were firing on all cylinders, delivering everything from genre-defining classics to forgotten oddities. We’re breaking down all the horror gems (and disasters) that closed out the millennium. So grab your dial-up modem and prepare for a trip back to a time when horror was truly something special.

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It’s that time of year when brackets are built, dreams are crushed, and only the strongest survive. But forget basketball, our tournament is way more important. We’re pitting physical media releases against each other in a brutal, no-holds-barred battle of Blu-rays! From box sets to collectors editions so stacked they could double as blunt weapons, only one release can be crowned champion. Who will reign supreme? Who will be mercilessly eliminated? And will we ever recover from the heartbreak of a shocking upset? Tune in and find out!

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BOOOOOOY! It’s time to dig up the Phantasm franchise and see how these undead spheres stack up! We’re ranking all five films, diving deep into the Tall Man’s twisted world of dream logic, flying murder balls, and questionable physics. One of us is a devoted Phan, the others… not so much. Expect heated debates, outrageous opinions, and plenty of laughs as we tackle one of horror’s weirdest franchises. Grab your embalming fluid and tune in!

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Step aside, childhood nostalgia because this isn’t your grandma’s Peter Pan story. In this episode, we dive headfirst into Peter Pan’s Neverland Nightmare, the latest entry in the ever-growing Poohniverse of twisted fairy tales. Is it a gory good time or just another case of because we can filmmaking? We break down the kills, the chaos, and whether this one earns its spot in the realm of unhinged horror or should stay in Neverland. Grab your pixie dust (or, let’s be honest, a stiff drink) and join us!

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Grab your parka and prepare for some frosty fear as we dive into the best winter and cold-weather horror movies. From snowbound slashers to icy isolation nightmares, we’re serving up all the chills you need to survive the season. Who needs summer heat when terror thrives in the cold?