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Two franchises. Two fresh bloodbaths. One podcast episode that refuses to die.

This week, we dive deep (like, Final-Destination-deep) into Final Destination: Bloodlines and Fear Street: Prom Queen — two brand new entries in beloved horror series that aren’t afraid to splatter some old-school charm all over 2025. Are the death scenes in Bloodlines still creative enough to make you fear ceiling fans and loose nails? Does Prom Queen live up to its R.L. Stine roots or does it get voted off the court? We’ve got thoughts, theories, laughs, and maybe a few emotional wounds.

So grab your tiara, dodge that oncoming bus, and join us for a spoiler-filled trip into fate, fear, and fabulous carnage.

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🎢 Death’s design has never been dumber—or more delightful. This week, we’re dodging logs on the highway, tanning bed disasters, and rogue kitchen appliances as we dive headfirst into the Final Destination franchise! We’re breaking down every gloriously gory entry, from the OG vision on Flight 180 to whatever the hell was going on in that 3D one. Which film had the best kills? Which one phoned it in? And is Death just petty… or working overtime? It’s time to rank, roast, and respect the Rube Goldberg Machine of Horror. Buckle up—no seriously, buckle up.

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Welcome back to homeroom, horror nerds! With caps flying and diplomas getting handed out, we’re diving headfirst into the blood-soaked hallways of high school horror. From teen slashers and creepy cliques to murderous prom nights and final exams with actual fatalities, we’re grading the very best horror films set in the world of lockers, letterman jackets, and lingering trauma. Because nothing says “congratulations, graduate” like a homicidal maniac in the gymnasium.

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This week, we dive headfirst into the twisted, blood-soaked world of horror filmmaker Adam Green. From Hatchet’s swampy carnage to the emotional gut-punch of Frozen (no, not the Disney one—although that would’ve been wild), we’re ranking his entire filmography. Expect heated debates, Victor Crowley love, and possibly a restraining order from Arwen the dog.

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This week, we journey into the shadowy, blood-soaked world of Subspecies—yes, that vampire franchise you kinda remember from late-night cable or the deepest corner of your Full Moon Features collection. We’re ranking every film in the series (yes, all of them), diving fang-first into Radu’s raspy voice, puppet demons, gooey effects, and the eternal question: how many times can one vampire die dramatically in slow motion? Whether you’re a die-hard fan or just here for the weird little blood fiends, we’ve got you covered. It’s gothic, it’s gory, it’s gloriously low-budget. Let’s get into it.

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Spring has sprung, and so has our 50th episode! To celebrate both milestones, we’re cranking up the wind machines and diving into our favorite weather-related horror films and natural disaster flicks. From tornadoes tossing sharks like they’re on sale at Walmart to hurricanes wreaking havoc like Mother Nature’s having a tantrum, we’re talking about all the cinematic catastrophes that make you thankful your biggest weather problem is forgetting an umbrella. Grab your raincoat, because it’s about to get stormy!

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Y2K wasn’t the only thing haunting us in 1999—horror movies were firing on all cylinders, delivering everything from genre-defining classics to forgotten oddities. We’re breaking down all the horror gems (and disasters) that closed out the millennium. So grab your dial-up modem and prepare for a trip back to a time when horror was truly something special.

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It’s that time of year when brackets are built, dreams are crushed, and only the strongest survive. But forget basketball, our tournament is way more important. We’re pitting physical media releases against each other in a brutal, no-holds-barred battle of Blu-rays! From box sets to collectors editions so stacked they could double as blunt weapons, only one release can be crowned champion. Who will reign supreme? Who will be mercilessly eliminated? And will we ever recover from the heartbreak of a shocking upset? Tune in and find out!