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This week, we dive headfirst into the twisted, blood-soaked world of horror filmmaker Adam Green. From Hatchet’s swampy carnage to the emotional gut-punch of Frozen (no, not the Disney one—although that would’ve been wild), we’re ranking his entire filmography. Expect heated debates, Victor Crowley love, and possibly a restraining order from Arwen the dog.

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This week, we journey into the shadowy, blood-soaked world of Subspecies—yes, that vampire franchise you kinda remember from late-night cable or the deepest corner of your Full Moon Features collection. We’re ranking every film in the series (yes, all of them), diving fang-first into Radu’s raspy voice, puppet demons, gooey effects, and the eternal question: how many times can one vampire die dramatically in slow motion? Whether you’re a die-hard fan or just here for the weird little blood fiends, we’ve got you covered. It’s gothic, it’s gory, it’s gloriously low-budget. Let’s get into it.

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Spring has sprung, and so has our 50th episode! To celebrate both milestones, we’re cranking up the wind machines and diving into our favorite weather-related horror films and natural disaster flicks. From tornadoes tossing sharks like they’re on sale at Walmart to hurricanes wreaking havoc like Mother Nature’s having a tantrum, we’re talking about all the cinematic catastrophes that make you thankful your biggest weather problem is forgetting an umbrella. Grab your raincoat, because it’s about to get stormy!