This week’s episode is giving: viral rants, fascist tech bros, and a grocery bill that feels like theft.

Cheyenne’s accidental internet moment has her getting unsolicited pep talks from Katie Couric and Elizabeth Banks (yes, we’re fangirling). Meanwhile, Rachel’s freaking out over what tariffs are about to do to gluten-free food prices… because $9 pasta wasn’t bad enough.

Next, we touch on how RFK Jr. insists his government sabotage was “always the plan” (okay, brainworm). And Trump’s economic strategy? Deport essential workers, crash the market, and replace adults with kids on the job. We’re officially in failed state territory.

We’ve also got thoughts on Lindsay Lohan’s return, Kanye's terrifying new album drop, and the White Lotus vs. Duke University drama.

But the real monster under the bed? Dark Enlightenment theory: a billionaire-backed, anti-democracy movement creeping from Silicon Valley into actual government power. From Peter Thiel’s obsession with corporate kings to Elon Musk’s crusade against the “administrative state,” we’re breaking down the blueprint they don’t want you to know about.

Plus: a Congressman quoted a literal Nazi on the House floor, and a 25-hour filibuster has us asking, can political theater still do something real?

We’re unhinged where it counts this week… fueled by overpriced gluten-free pasta and zero chill.

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