In this episode of the Epic Podcast of Doom, Jade enlightens Jerry on the founding of a small, unknown city called Rome. Jerry listens intently and gives his signature insightful feedback and commentary in a way only he can do. After these events unfold, Jade steals Jerry's thunder and introduces the musical guest. This musical guest proclaimed in his will that the Epic Podcast of Doom would share his last masterpiece with the world. Don't miss it. Seriously. Listen to it now. Why are you still reading this?

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In this episode of the Epic Podcast of Doom, Jerry and Jade talk about different types of balloon animals and question why one wouldn't just get the real thing. Then, the musical guest bails on them because they are a horrible person.

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In this episode of the Epic Podcast of Doom, Jerry and Jade learn about a new type of cucumber sweeping the nation. They learn that people are weird and like rotted cucumbers because they are lonely and have no friends, probably. Berry and Bade, two very real musicians, join the podcast for a spectacular performance as musical guests.

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