In this episode of the Epic Podcast of Doom, Jerry and Jade learn about a new type of cucumber sweeping the nation. They learn that people are weird and like rotted cucumbers because they are lonely and have no friends, probably. Berry and Bade, two very real musicians, join the podcast for a spectacular performance as musical guests.

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In this episode, Jerry and Jade talk about the horrible epidemic plaguing trees everywhere, how people are using the paper from them, and ruining it by doing art on it. They also have a wonderful music guest who sings opera.

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Jerry and Jade make their worldwide podcast debut and start a new season of their world-famous podcast for their one listener. They talk about the pressing issues facing everyone today, such as different colors of cows and lemonade flavors.

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