We thought we were having a normal morning with Lucy filling in until she genuinely asked if porcupines live forever because they are nocturnal.

Between measuring eyeball distance live on air and exposing Dan's childhood mermaid costumes, things spiralled fast. Grab your headphones, you are not ready for this mess!

Meg is away sick so Lucy fills in as Clint and Dan kick off Tuesday with early-texter medal awards, a debate about scheduling texts and using ChatGPT for grocery lists, and Clint’s mission to catch a mouse humanely. Caller Alice returns with a story about her sister winning the South African lotto and the crew gives away $100. Scandal includes Selena Gomez saying vaping changed her voice and Kings of Leon announcing a 2027 Auckland Domain show. Comedian Chopper joins to plug his NZ tour, Gemma shares doing Olivia Dean’s nails backstage, Dan debuts a chaotic Macarena jingle, listeners share wild “right after birth” stories, and the team tackles A-lister rankings, forever engagements, and more giveaways.

02:20 Mouse Droppings Panic

05:50 First Call Alice Returns

09:43 Scandal

11:47 Chopper Gold Interview

15:40 Olivia Deans Nail artist

20:16 Easy money

22:45 Marketing Monday

30:06 Postpartum Pressure Talk

37:16 Kings of Leon Giveaway

39:04 Tuesday News Radar

41:37 Brutally Honest Dating Cons

46:06 Westpac Studio Tap Win

48:34 Easy Money

50:36 A Lister Debate

58:04 Hit The Spot Song Vote

01:01:47 Forever Engagement Stats

01:05:24 Longest Engagement Calls

The team tackle a tricky social dilemma: if you bring raspberry slices to a client meeting, are you allowed to eat one yourself?

That conversation triggers a flashback to when Meg sang the St. Pierre’s Sushi jingle to company founder Dave, a moment so awkward that Clint and Dan refused to save her.

Later, the team looks at a backcountry bidet for campers, and Clint reveals he pays $40 a month for AI to fix his fridge's ice maker. However, giving the app full access to his email and calendar leaves the crew questioning his data privacy.

The team tackles listener feedback, heated medical debates, and mind-bending internet dilemmas!

First up, Chantelle sends in an amazing message after 16 years of listening! But things quickly spiral when Clint tries to tell Meg how long "postpartum" actually lasts (spoiler: Meg is not having it). Then, Dan introduces a viral "Would You Rather" involving human-sized rats, rat translation duties, and career moves as a rodent. Finally, the crew opens up eight mysterious envelopes containing secrets about the future, including the date you die and what happens after death.

Clint gets put in the hot seat after taking some heat for not being funny, leading to a hilarious 2-minute comedy intervention with Megan. The crew dissects the most popular (and most annoying) seats on public transport, complete with Dan's obsession with trains and a heated debate over backward-facing bus seating. Plus, Dan reveals a deeply traumatic and deeply hilarious childhood memory involving the high-speed hydroslides at Waiwera Hot Pools, and the gang contemplates whether they’d survive a simulated apocalypse.

Clint, Meg and Dan are back from their holiday! Here is the top 8 moments from this week

Including Hit The Spot, a few of your wild phone stories as well as one of our most wholesome winners from the Olivia Dean nice to each other competition.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off a rainy Monday debating why spring “sucks,” celebrating an All Blacks win, and teasing giveaways including Westpac prizes, Easy Money and a Sydney trip to see Harry Styles. Meg shares being recognized at Butterfly Creek, while a listener who worked at Australia Zoo recalls meeting the Backstreet Boys and Paul Walker. Scandal headlines cover Kim Kardashian’s F1 redemption and Troye Sivan’s video with Ian McKellen. The team argues over lotto daydreams, Dan’s nude “before” fitness photos, updates the A‑Lister rankings, gives away Air Points and Scotch Fingers, creates business jingles, and debates taking kids out of school for holidays.

00:00 Monday Morning Reset

01:51 Weekend All Blacks Recap

04:05 Meg Recognized In Public

05:22 First Call A List Celeb encounters

09:09 Scandal Headlines Roundup

12:25 Lotto Winners Dream Spending

16:15 Naughty 640

23:16 Easy Money

25:14 A List Tidy Up

30:38 Westpac Studio Tap

33:34 Scotch Finger Giveaway

37:31 Willy McBiscuit Appears

40:49 Male Triangle Theory

44:39 Jingle For Your Business

52:25 Easy Money

54:44 Harry Styles Sign Winner

57:40 Worst Pains Countdown

01:07:36 School Holiday Debate