On this episode of the award winning global hit podcast The Dictators, President for Life Donald Trump takes on Elon Musk in a match of insults, and both verbal and physical attacks, before he gets fingered by RFK Jr to check for measles and prostate cancer. Marco tries to cheer him up by giving him a birthday cake, but this doesn't work, so he attends his military birthday parade before negotiating with Putin and Netanyahu on the escalating Israel-Iran conflict, but will he launch the nukes? Will he cause World War 3? Find out, or don't find out, on The Dictators!

On this episode of the Dictators, sponsored by Trump Pet Food and the Trump memecoin, we follow President for Life Trump and his sidekick Little Marco on their trip around the world involving trade deals, confessions and peace treaties. American air travel is collapsing, so he gets Marco Rubio to devise a travel itinerary which takes him on Amtrak to New York where he learns all about the Statue of Liberty and America's history with immigration. But is this all a ruse? Is Marco just trying to get Trump to appreciate immigrants against his will?

They travel to the Vatican where the new Pope intends on finding out what happened to Trump during his childhood that made him so emotionally damaged and asks him into confession. This brings up some sexual tension for Trump but sadly no trade deals. So he goes to Saudi Arabia asking for money where they have fun discussing slave labor, murdering journalists, and engaging in rampant corruption and nepotism. But will he negotiate a treaty with Iran, and what does Bibi Netanyahu want with him? Will Ukraine and Russia agree to cooperate? And why has Trump asked them to design the next Trump Hotel? Is he franchising world peace? Find out on the latest episode of the Dictators!

In the latest episode of the Dictators, President Donald Trump celebrates the most incredible, tremendous, absolutely historic first 100 days in office. He convenes a special meeting of his ad hoc National Insecurity Council, including little Marco, Tulsi Gabbard, Kristi Noem, Kash Patel, Pam Bondi and Petey Hegseth to discuss all the amazingly incompetent achievements they've had in the past few months of chaos. His overconfident advisors and loyal yes-people are sure that Pam's recent declaration of saving 258 million lives is actually an under count and the real number could in fact be 258 billion lives, which would span the past, present, future, and the multiverse. Poor Petey is very insecure about his insecure group chats and feels bullied by the rest of the group, and is even more concerned when he discovers that he is not the real Secretary of Defense. As the meeting spirals into delusion, they storm into the Situation Room to undertake a very important, very secret mission to eliminate the Houthis in Yemen once and for all, but instead get migrants killed. The insecurity rises when it's discovered that Elon Musk has been sleeping in the Situation Room trying to avoid both Trump and his Tesla board members. Trump and Elon discuss him stepping down permanently, and though he may occasionally visit and maybe even guest star on future episodes of the podcast, they will never be literal butt buddies ever again. So sad. So president for life.