In the latest episode of the Dictators, President Donald Trump celebrates the most incredible, tremendous, absolutely historic first 100 days in office. He convenes a special meeting of his ad hoc National Insecurity Council, including little Marco, Tulsi Gabbard, Kristi Noem, Kash Patel, Pam Bondi and Petey Hegseth to discuss all the amazingly incompetent achievements they've had in the past few months of chaos. His overconfident advisors and loyal yes-people are sure that Pam's recent declaration of saving 258 million lives is actually an under count and the real number could in fact be 258 billion lives, which would span the past, present, future, and the multiverse. Poor Petey is very insecure about his insecure group chats and feels bullied by the rest of the group, and is even more concerned when he discovers that he is not the real Secretary of Defense. As the meeting spirals into delusion, they storm into the Situation Room to undertake a very important, very secret mission to eliminate the Houthis in Yemen once and for all, but instead get migrants killed. The insecurity rises when it's discovered that Elon Musk has been sleeping in the Situation Room trying to avoid both Trump and his Tesla board members. Trump and Elon discuss him stepping down permanently, and though he may occasionally visit and maybe even guest star on future episodes of the podcast, they will never be literal butt buddies ever again. So sad. So president for life.

DE6 - Liberation Day & Robber Barons

On this episode President Donald Trump reviews his major achievements of the past two weeks, including deporting a lot of innocent people and trashing the global economy on Liberation Day by back-flipping on lots of tariffs and escalating his trade war with China. Prepare for chaos! He speaks with Pete Hegseth about the new highly secure messaging system called Signal, who shows him how to use the app. He speaks with his good dear friend Bibi Netanyahu about the tariffs and about the situation in the Middle East, and also with J.D. Vance who’s very insecure about not having been on the podcast yet. He’s having issues with his marriage and recently returned from a trip to Greenland. Elon Musk might be appearing on the podcast for the last time, or will he? He speaks with Mark Zuckerberg about their status as Robber Barons of the 21st century, and how they’ve used social media to destroy the world, before he leaves and Elon discusses the recent activities at the Department of Government Efficiency.

On the latest episode of the record breaking, number one podcast, awarded "Best New Fascist Podcast" at the fake woke Grammy Awards, President for Life Donald J Trump reviews his incredible ground breaking achievements of the second month of his second term. He catches up with his dear friend Bibi Netanyahu to review everything happening in Israel and the Middle East before he sits down with Vladimir Putin to review issues regarding voter fraud. Both of them and President Zelensky of Ukraine discuss a deal to end the war between Russia and Ukraine. This landmark deal has all the potential of ending years of war and saving lives, but will it succeed? Or will their incompetence lead to failure? He takes a big boy nap while Elon Musk reviews everything being achieved by DOGE before returning to listen to Kash Patel read him a bedtime story. Prepare for the end times by listening to the Dictators. This episode includes cameos from Melania who is very concerned that Donald has caught a sexually transmitted disease, and the new Prime Minister of Canada who is very displeased with Trumps behaviour.