This episode has everything: AI babies writing poetry from the bottom of the ocean, a man apparently volunteering his genitals to a swarm of bees, the ongoing desecration of My Girl, a nightmare circus bunny, Popeyes chicken getting seasoned in a way absolutely nobody requested, strange internet prophets, political campaign videos, and enough evidence that the internet may have finally cooked all of our brains.

At some point, you have to ask the question:

Do we shut the internet off… or just accept that this is who we are now?

Dave and Austin are concerned, but they’re still gonna laugh while the whole thing burns.

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A man eats giant chunks of butter covered in frosting before casually announcing that his $100 pizza has arrived. That alone should’ve been enough for one episode. It was not.

We also witness one of the worst tree-removal jobs ever attempted, fraternity hazing that makes adulthood look like the better option, Juggalo insanity, a runaway car turning on its owner, the creepiest consent training video imaginable, and enough “they/them energy” to make everybody involved question how civilization got this far.

Dave and Austin are concerned.But they’re still gonna laugh while the whole thing burns.

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Dave and Austin also meet a walking tattoo shop, witness the least dignified musical ever staged, hear an arrested man make one unforgettable request, watch a wedding piñata turn into attempted murder, see a gas-station taser incident become an action movie, and a man falls deeply, passionately, and mechanically in love with his car.

The world is burning. We remain concerned.

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Dave and Austin witness a giant turtle attempt crowd-surfing without a crowd, a woman declaring war on pavement with a minibike, a disturbingly seductive beaver, faith healing in a region no pastor should be handling, and Spider-Man destroying his back one rescue at a time.

And a man dressed like a cat gets inches from a police officer and discovers that pepper spray does not respect his species identity.

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A 74-year-old grandpa squeezes into a patriotic women's swimsuit, climbs onto a homemade chain swing, and turns one peaceful backyard into a neighborhood hostage situation. From there, Dave and Austin investigate an unhinged off-Broadway Anne Frank musical, a sex robot wandering the aisles of Target, a man eating a tree in the jungle, and the public bathroom emergency that ends in disaster — all building toward the growing suspicion that "mind your own business" was terrible advice, because everybody's bedroom activities have officially escaped into the street.

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This week, Dave Landau and Austin Anderson descend into the digital sewer to meet the people sacrificing their dignity—and apparently their reproductive organs—for views.

We’ve got a man weed-whacking his own crotch, bricks being smashed over another man’s taint, a trailer-park scientist dropping weights on his junk, a terrifying babysitter who looks like the Grinch escaped county jail, and a woman encouraging people to free-bleed in their friends’ gardens.

Humanity may not survive smartphones. But Dave and Austin are still gonna laugh while the whole thing burns.

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The internet coughed up another creature from the basement, and this time he’s wearing a cowboy hat, enough turquoise to bankrupt a county fair, and eating a used ZYN pouch out of a public urinal.

Dave and Austin break down the ZYN Goblin, Spider-Man’s spinal collapse, internet tough guys punching cardboard, deranged influencer behavior, and the growing suspicion that humanity may have peaked somewhere around the invention of indoor plumbing.

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This week on The Dave and Austin Show, Dave Landau and Austin Anderson react to the internet doing what it does best: proving humanity may not need an apocalypse because we’re apparently handling that ourselves.

From a concert guy getting absolutely folded in half while trying to impress a girl on his shoulders, to weird internet clips, public meltdowns, and whatever strange behavior is currently passing for normal, this episode is packed with comedy, chaos, and concern for the future of civilization.

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