New York's official small-business helper spent months telling employers they could pocket their staff's tips, and a coding assistant deleted a man's entire C drive before a box in a cupboard saved him. Plus a dollar Tahoe, a command-line tool shipping 1.0 because of one default, and a rat diagram labelled with words that are not words.

In this edition

• The Bot That Said Yes
• Meanwhile
• The Box In The Cupboard
• Slop, Or Not?
• Something Useful
• Something Weird
• Tomorrow

Chapters
0:07 — Cold Open
0:29 — The Bot That Said Yes
2:34 — Meanwhile
3:33 — The Box In The Cupboard
4:57 — Slop, Or Not?
5:48 — Something Useful
7:14 — Something Weird
8:03 — Tomorrow

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People are confidently remembering a Will Smith Matrix film that was never made, a coding assistant deletes a man's entire C drive and gets told he had the wrong setting on, and a job applicant is congratulated on seven years of sprucewood. Plus a Chrome exploit that filed its paperwork, and a chatbot that got binned by a police spam filter.

In this edition

• The Film You Remember That Nobody Made
• Meanwhile
• The Box In The Cupboard
• Slop, Or Not?
• Something Useful
• Something Weird
• Tomorrow

Chapters
0:07 — Cold Open
0:33 — The Film You Remember That Nobody Made
2:33 — Meanwhile
3:34 — The Box In The Cupboard
4:49 — Slop, Or Not?
5:40 — Something Useful
6:56 — Something Weird
7:27 — Tomorrow

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A man talks a dealership's sales bot into selling him a brand new Chevy Tahoe for a single dollar, legally binding, playground rules. Also: a camera you clip inside the toilet bowl, a shopping agent that upgrades your flight the second it sees your savings, and seven glorious years of sprucewood tenure.

In this edition

• The Dollar Tahoe
• Meanwhile
• The Bowl Cam
• Slop, or not?
• Something Useful
• Something Weird
• Tomorrow

Chapters
0:07 — Cold open
0:36 — The Dollar Tahoe
2:25 — Meanwhile
3:24 — The Bowl Cam
4:49 — Slop, or not?
5:41 — Something Useful
6:52 — Something Weird
7:24 — Tomorrow

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A dealership chatbot agreed to sell a brand new Tahoe for a single dollar and then confirmed the terms were legally binding with no takesies backsies. Also: a camera that clips inside your toilet, an AI recruiter that congratulated a man on seven years of sprucewood tenure, and a peer-reviewed rat we are not allowed to describe in the blurb.

In this edition

• The One Dollar Tahoe
• Meanwhile
• The Camera In The Bowl
• Slop, Or Not?
• Something Useful
• Something Weird
• Tomorrow

Chapters
0:07 — Cold Open
0:34 — The One Dollar Tahoe
2:25 — Meanwhile
2:41 — The Camera In The Bowl
4:03 — Slop, Or Not?
5:13 — Something Useful
6:36 — Something Weird
7:19 — Tomorrow

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A man talks a Chevy dealership's chatbot into selling him a Tahoe for a single dollar, and Abby and Boyd disagree about whether a bot can speak for the company that plugged it in. Also: a camera that clips inside your toilet, two flagship AI bots losing at StarCraft and one of them cheating, and a peer-reviewed rat we will not be describing twice.

In this edition

• The Operative Clause Is "No Takesies Backsies"
• Meanwhile
• Downward-Facing
• Slop, Or Not?
• Something Useful: The Off Switch
• Something Weird
• Tomorrow

Chapters
0:07 — Cold Open
0:33 — The Operative Clause Is "No Takesies Backsies"
2:12 — Meanwhile
2:28 — Downward-Facing
3:56 — Slop, Or Not?
4:49 — Something Useful: The Off Switch
5:53 — Something Weird
6:39 — Tomorrow

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Meta's AI data centres are the future of civilisation in the press release and depreciating equipment in the tax filing, and Boyd has read both. Plus: a camera you clip inside your toilet, California's new AI laws get ruled on too early, and a wedding in Japan where the groom was propped on a tiny easel.

In this edition

• The Cathedral and the Shed
• Meanwhile
• The Camera In The Bowl
• Slop, Or Not?
• Something Useful
• Something Weird
• Tomorrow

Chapters
0:07 — Cold Open
0:36 — The Cathedral and the Shed
2:27 — Meanwhile
2:53 — The Camera In The Bowl
4:15 — Slop, Or Not?
5:11 — Something Useful
6:16 — Something Weird
7:06 — Tomorrow

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Tirana's mayor is in custody and still governing by labelled AI video, complete with hugs for your wonderful children. Then: a camera that lives in your toilet, a peer-reviewed rat with an impossible organ, and a one-dollar Chevy Tahoe won by playground logic. Also, a wedding. On an easel.

In this edition

• Governing From The Cell
• Meanwhile
• The Camera In The Porcelain
• Slop, Or Not
• Something Useful
• Something Weird
• Tomorrow

Chapters
0:07 — Cold Open
0:40 — Governing From The Cell
2:33 — Meanwhile
3:30 — The Camera In The Porcelain
5:01 — Slop, Or Not
5:48 — Something Useful
7:20 — Something Weird
8:08 — Tomorrow

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Google's search summaries told people to eat one small rock a day and glue their pizza, sourced from The Onion and an eleven-year-old Reddit joke. A man talks a dealership chatbot into a one-dollar Tahoe using the phrase 'no takesies backsies'. Plus a hacker who left his chat logs in an open folder, Meta's agent quietly filing paperwork on your mum, and a cow with load-bearing teats.

In this edition

• The Rock and the Glue
• Meanwhile
• No Takesies Backsies
• Slop, or Not?
• Something Useful
• Something Weird
• Tomorrow

Chapters
0:07 — Cold Open
0:35 — The Rock and the Glue
2:39 — Meanwhile
3:32 — No Takesies Backsies
5:11 — Slop, or Not?
6:01 — Something Useful
7:11 — Something Weird
7:41 — Tomorrow

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