• Feb. 2, 2026 Villa Vie Residences is a launching a luxury division as soon as they find a ship!
    2026/02/02

    The new rules for Norwegian Cruise Lines' air program make sense!

    The new EU rule forcing airlines to make bags in the overhead free is stupid!

    A bottomless pit? MSC is spending more money to build a second private island!

    Wash your hands, people! 200 guests from Norovirus on Balmoral.

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    35 分
  • Jan. 31, 2026 Royal Caribbean iskeeping quiet about what the new build is all about! Will it fit in?
    2026/01/31

    MSC is still spending its money promoting its product, but not the food!

    Skrewball whiskey has made peanut butter drinkable! Why?

    It is the final days of the Jersey Boys on Norwegian Cruise Line as they find other places to spend their money!

    Sadly, the Guru won't see the Amazon River after all, as he fell victim to the Brazilian money grab!

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    34 分
  • Jan. 30, 2026. Royal Caribbean announces new mystery build and great 4th qtr. results too!
    2026/01/30

    MSC is spending more money to update its private island!

    Not so fast! A District Court judge in Mexico has halted construction of Royal Caribbean's custom Meyer destination, citing environmental concerns.

    Is Rob Caribbean's new build targeted towards adults-only non-family cruising? They are keeping quiet.

    If you're planning a trip to Brazil, remember to get your visa early. In the case of the Guru, just remember to get it.

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    35 分
  • Jan. 29, 2926 Does MSC have a machine that prints money? They ill spend 450 million on a Freeport redevelopment.
    2026/01/29

    Hotel CEOs continue to blame their problems on anybody but themselves! Clean up your own house!

    One season traveler said that Southwest's first day of assigned seating was chaotic and surprising!

    Alaska cruise visitors will increase by 10% over last year, even though some residents want to go in the other direction.

    Delta is buying a whole bunch of Airbuses while Boeing tries to get its wings together!

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    38 分
  • Jan. 28, 2026 The Guru is now camped in Barbados! Learn more...
    2026/01/28

    Oceania bosses help lay the keel of their new build, named Sonata.

    Barnival Cruise Line is now going to Africa, but not from Baltimore!

    Oceania's new build will be stunning and larger than any of their ships!

    The Wyndham Grand Barbados review from the Guru in this episode!

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    42 分
  • Jan. 27, 2026 NCL's overnight at Great Stirrup Cay is a smart way to make memories for the guests!
    2026/01/27

    The Guru says that hotel rooms need to have bathrooms behind closed doors!

    MSC arrives in Miami with a new terminal and gorgeous new offices!

    Mother Nature really messed up many cruisers' vacations!

    A gimmick? HX Expeitions offering a refund if Trump invades Greenland!

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    39 分
  • Jan. 26, 2026 The TSA is still tolerating Americans who ignore the rules about RealID!
    2026/01/26

    Somebody wants cruise ships! The Port of Colon celebrates the arrival of the Brilliant Lady!

    Does Oceania plan to reduce the capacity on the R ships and elevate the luxury?

    NCL warns guests to be prepared for VAT taxes that many countries are demanding while onboard!

    Will a 10% cap on credit card interest hurt the travel industry or the banks more?

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    38 分
  • Jan. 23, 2026. The Guru thinks cruise lines should stop visiting Amsterdam!!
    2026/01/23

    The Port of New Orleans is celebrating over one million guests.

    The WSJ announces the best airline in America is Southwest. There goes their credibility!

    Those hotels that were temporarily closed due to the ICE protests were receiving bomb threats. Even their brains are frozen in Minnesota.

    New York City now has laws that force hotel operators to tell the truth!

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    38 分