• September 2, 2026 Full Moon? Another moron at the Miami airport jokingly tell tells officials he has a bomb!
    2026/09/02

    JetBlue unveils its new domestic first class. Wise move?

    Rich Carlton Yachts announces that sales are way up, but they are still losing a little money!

    Crime only pays for a little while. Police arrest a man who ran up $ 1,200 in charges to other people's rooms at the St. Regis.

    Money, Money, Money. Carnival's new loyalty program might be the template for the future in the cruise industry.

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    39 分
  • September 1, 2026 Announcing that you have a grenade in the airport we'll get you arrested!
    2026/09/01

    The Captain of the Carnival Breeze bounces the ship off a pier in Cozumel. What's new?

    John Heald tells Carnival guests not to sell their tuxedos yet!

    Royal Caribbean decides to change the name of their perfect private island!

    Riviera Travel decides not to sell you a river cruise since there's no river!

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    35 分
  • August 31, 2026 Hard Rock Casino Fort Lauderdale was disappointing in many ways!
    2026/08/31

    Officials arrest a Russian woman accused of trying to smuggle live iguanas from Ecuador into Iceland!

    American Airlines admits its airplanes haven’t been getting the cleaning and upkeep they should and now promises to clean up its act!

    Princess joins Royal Caribbean in the “Oops, We Oversold the Ship” club and offers a surprisingly sweet deal to the disappointed passengers.

    And Airbus tests a new long-range jet that stayed in the air for more than 24 hours because apparently 18-hour flights just aren’t long enough!

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    36 分
  • August 28, 2026 NCL opens their terminal in Philly. Only eight months late which is on time in Philly!
    2026/08/28

    Galveston politicians put a hold on another terminal for raw Caribbean, but they welcome it. Margaritaville at Sea.

    Oceania's new ship, Sonata, floats!

    Are airport lounges really worth it? The Guru wonders.

    Flight attendants to the rescue. When a laptop computer catches fire, they stuff it in a bag designed to put the fire out!

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    38 分
  • August 27, 2026 It does not look like Frank Del Rio will get his $8 million handshake payoff!
    2026/08/27

    Royal Caribbean oversold another Alaska cruise and asked customers to wait one year to see the ice melt and the salmon die!

    Azamara will have a 179-day world cruise in 2029.

    Oceana will improve its enrichment program with someone teaching American mahjong.

    The U.S. State Department confirms they are looking to deport as many as 200,000 people stuck in the system!

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    35 分
  • August 26, 2026 New York passes a whale awareness law. Shamu is safe!!
    2026/08/26

    Dolly Parton drew millions of people to Tennessee every year with her tourism business.

    Corporate speak, set to music, still sounds like corporate speak. Listen to the NCLH blues.

    Thailand is about to get a boost in tourism and business, with 5,000 sailors visiting!

    I guest on the Getaway takes a dive off the 10th deck. They suspect he was overserved!

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    34 分
  • August 25, 2026 One Carnival guest is upset because the cabin steward would not eat her homemade cookies!
    2026/08/25

    JetBlue is opening a second private lounge in Boston. It's all about the money!

    The TSA has decided to drop the controversial Gold Plus program. Score one for the unions!

    Holland America is refocusing on fun and entertainment. The Guru applauds this.

    Beware of scammers on the phone. They know more about you than you know about you!

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    37 分
  • August 24, 2026 Don't ask the Guru about Frontier Airlines this week!
    2026/08/24

    Frank Del Rio’s attorneys are scrambling to find something..anything, to sue Norwegian Cruise Line Holdings over!

    Selling old ship memorabilia is apparently big business. The Guru is kicking himself for not bringing more stuff home over the past 30 years. They never would’ve missed it!

    It only took the Guru 18 hours to fly home from San Francisco. Not bad for Frontier! Apparently, walking was the only slower option.

    And another listener confirms what the Guru has been saying: If you’re going to sail MSC, do yourself a favor, stay in the Yacht Club!

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    36 分