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  • We Brake For Bad Service
    2026/07/18

    Episode 248 is out now!

    Members also get Episode 247 - the unedited version of this week's episode!

    Wowee - Meredith had quite the experience at a local dealership! Plus, we take on a round of your one-less-band names, and some of these names have us completely confused. LOL

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    34 分
  • No No Bran Squares
    2026/07/09

    Meredith surprised Cass by switching the topic from pizza to cereal, leading to a discussion about how breakfast cereal evolved from ancient cereal grains that have sustained civilizations for more than 10,000 years into the boxed cereals we know today. They explored the invention of modern breakfast cereal in the 1800s, including James Caleb Jackson's Granula and the Kellogg brothers' accidental creation of corn flakes, which helped launch the ready-to-eat cereal industry. And Cass shares why one of the Kellogg brothers believed cereal would stop you from... eh hem, private sessions.

    The conversation also covered how cereals are made, 'fortified' with vitamins and minerals, and marketed, as well as why favorites like Cinnamon Toast Crunch and Honey Nut Cheerios remain popular, while sugary cereals such as Froot Loops and Cookie Crisp are often criticized for their nutritional value. By the end of the episode, Cass and Meredith showed that a simple bowl of cereal represents thousands of years of agriculture, innovation, nutrition science, and consumer choice.

    We also shared our followers' favorite pizzas and what happens when you remove one letter from a band name,

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    38 分
  • Adventures Around Town
    2026/06/30

    Happy birthday to Cass!

    This week we're talking about how Cassandra somehow remembered how to flirt thanks to a TikTok trend, while Meredith is desperately trying to memorize her lines for the upcoming Murder Mystery. We also share our thoughts on Yummy Bowl and Discount Tire. Come hang out with us for random stories and a little bit of everything in between!

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    36 分
  • Outrageously Crazy Ways to Slay
    2026/06/16

    Many words that sound negative, intimidating, or even insulting have evolved to take on positive meanings when used in everyday conversation. Terms like awesome, savage, badass, and wicked are often used to praise someone's talent, confidence, creativity, or achievements rather than criticize them. AND we read through your comments!

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    41 分
  • How Many?
    2026/06/04

    Meredith surprises Cass with a 'How Many?' quiz! Can you guess how many bananas fit in a shopping cart? Or how many rotisserie chickens would it take to weigh the same as a forklift? Random, we know!

    Also, the difference between a chipmunk and a ground squirrel. A simple rule of thumb:

    • If it’s tiny with bold face stripes, it’s probably a chipmunk.
    • If it looks more like a small prairie dog or chunky squirrel, it’s likely a ground squirrel.

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    29 分
  • Cluckin' Clopen
    2026/05/31

    From Chick-fil-A to Popeyes, America’s fried chicken wars became a billion-dollar battle over seasoning, sauces, sandwiches, and regional loyalty - with consumers treating their favorite chicken chain like a sports team.

    Warning labels took over products because of real injuries, chemical accidents, child safety concerns, massive lawsuits, and laws like California’s Prop 65, turning “better safe than sued” into standard corporate policy.

    The Clopen Effect takeaway: America perfected two things at the same time - making food dangerously addictive and making packaging legally terrified of human decision-making.

    Let's talk about it!

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    40 分
  • Zippers, Caps, and Gowns
    2026/05/21

    June 14th - Live event at Kishwaukee Brewing!

    All - let's learn to zipper merge in traffic, caps and gowns go wrong during graduation, and all the other stories that come to mind when we are together.

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    28 分
  • The ABC's of Retail
    2026/05/14

    We’re recapping The ABCs of Retail — highlighting your answers, stories, and retail experiences from A to Z. From clopens and call-offs to customers and chaos, our listeners understood the assignment… and proved retail workers deserve both therapy and overtime!

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    25 分