In this episode, we chat the world of bread and the math behind it (sort of), with our special guest, Jason!

• Jason 'drives' us through his bread delivery route, explaining how the numbers, store stops, and fresh bread logistics all come together.
• Meredith tries her best to follow along, but admits… she still doesn’t really understand how it works. (Bread routes are complicated, okay?)
• We take a fun detour into a Bread Quiz, which ChatGPT created and yes, Cass’s name is in it! She’s AI famous now.
• Oh, and surprise twist: Jason used to marry people! (As in, officiate weddings, not collect spouses 😆)

It’s one part carbs, one part tomato sandwiches, and all the way hilarious.

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Guests: Mama Brianna & Baby Daisy 🌼

This week, we welcome the sweetest guests, Mama Brianna and her 9-month-old daughter, Daisy! We explore the origin of the name Daisy, its meaning (“day’s eye”), and why it's the perfect fit for such a bright little soul.

We also give a shoutout to Dented Gate Flower Garden in Woodstock, IL, a local gem filled with natural charm.

Then, we slightly dive into the growing world of thrift shopping:

🛒 Surprising stats on how much people are really spending.

🌍 Why thrifting is trending with Gen Z and millennials.

🏬 Popular secondhand retailers and online platforms.

💸 How resale culture is changing how we think about fashion and saving.

From baby names to budget buys, this episode is full of fresh takes and fun facts!

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We ket AI write this recap, Lol:

In this laugh-out-loud episode of The Clopen Effect: A Funny Retail Podcast, Cass shares a wild story about a customer who stood directly in her way — and refused to budge. We break down the awkwardness, the tension, and the hilarity that happens when retail workers are just trying to do their job… and shoppers are just trying to pretend they don’t see you.

Then, we dive into 20ish different types of shoppers we all know and love. Whether you’ve worked retail or you’re just a curious customer, you’ll recognize these familiar personalities:

• The Laser-Focused List Follower
• The Meanderer
• The Storyteller
• The Cart Curator
• The Aisle Lurker
• The Power Shopper
• The FaceTimer
• The Price Checker
• The Zen Shopper
• The Silent Stalker
• The Know-It-All
• The Impulse Buyer
• The Panic Shopper
• The Time Traveler
• The Sample Hunter
• The Repeat Returner
• The Buzzing Browser
• The Blocker
• The Deal Chaser
• The Oversharer

We also chat about:

• How retail employees navigate awkward aisle standoffs
• Why common courtesy in stores seems to be fading
• How different shopping styles affect the clopen shift
• And yes… the shopper who tries to read your name tag mid-confrontation

If you’ve ever worked a closing-to-opening shift (aka a clopen) or felt invisible in a vest and name tag, this one’s for you.

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💩 Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop:

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🟢 30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace:

https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273

All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect.