Psssst! Keri and Matthew have snuck you an access-all-areas pass for The Cider Shed this week, just don't forget the fluffy handcuffs, ok?

A big thank you and welcome to new patrons : John, Diana, Emily, Stuart and (checks notes) Grundy's Gusset.

Join us this week as we hack into the public address system of Felpersham Shopping Centre to expose the following:

• Elbow Room : An injured Rochelle comes aboard.
• Minging Vase : Day One in the Beechwood House and they're smashing it.
• I've Got a Bone to Pick : Saskia doesn't mince her words.

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A big thank you and welcome to new Patreon members: Beata, Nikki, Amy, Tim, Kate, Ruth, Naomi and Libby.

And a broader thanks to all of you for your support.

Join Keri and Matthew this week as they book Saskia in for a consultancy session, go wild at 'Laser Thing' and watch a fully recovered Edgley Morris in all their jingley glory.

On the list for V.E. Day are :

• You Saski Thing : Rochelle meats up.
• Kilty as Charged : Jazzer goes full morris major.
• House of Wax : Henry's polish brings Natasha to heel.

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Happy Easter everyone.

We hope all is good with you.

Our Easter Special is now out, exclusively for Patreon members.

You can find it here : https://www.patreon.com/posts/cider-shed-127001235?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link

Join us as we go rampaging though the Magi-Maze all the way back to August 2005 and Lynda Snell's inspired lifeswap.

There's even a special guest.

We'll be back on main duty next week, in the meantime, we hope you enjoy this over the break.

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Hello you lovely lot,

Four years eh? We can barely believe it either.

Huge thanks and big welcome to new Patreon members: Anna, Laura, Craig, Mason, Sarah and Kirsty.

As always, a wider thank you to all of you who support us and make the pod possible.

Thanks for all the birthday messages. Those of you that left audios earlier in the week might just hear yourself at the end.

On the chopping block this week:

• Steaks are High : Is Rochelle smelling blood?
• Cold Comfort and Joy : Seaham but not heard.
• Waterboarded : Hose sweet it is to be loved by Dominic 42.
• Think Inside The Box : George is the only person listening to Bono these days.

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Hello you fine folk.

A big thank you and welcome to our new Patreon members: Frosty Fox, Louise Peterkin, Aunty Mary from The Dairy, Terry Cross, Tom Roe, Deborah Shields and Lindorfan.

Welcome one, welcome all, and of course, a broader thank you and collective mulled cider hug to all those who support us and make the pod possible.

So, on your CV...you've written the following:

• Clarrie-Fication : Momma Grundy sees through The Bull shit.
• For The Chop? : Jolene has Freddie by the googlies.
• Carnivore Pleasures : Has Rochelle convinced Vince?

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Hello all,

A big thank you and welcome to new Patrons : Emma, M.Squike and Adam L.

Join us this week as we attend the slamdown of the century in the Tea Room carpark, offer a helping hand to those in need and Keri gets tough at Bridge Farm.

We've memorised the following things for our big interview:

• Atmosphere : Rochelle pushes Joy. Has she lost control?
• Culture Wars : The heart-churning HR process continues.
• Roadie Rescue : Emma keeps her council.

Thanks for all your support.

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Hey there everyone.

Welcome to our 8 new Patreon members, Lori, Umm Saavo, Kevin, Heather, Moira, Jennifer's Voice, Julia and Jo.

Join Keri and Matthew this week as they leaf through the Borsetshire Echo Sunday supplement looking for the following:

• Gravelly Voice : Did Akram make Helen's heart skip a beat?
• Bridge Farm HR : Not so grate tbh.
• Ding Dong The Plot is Dead : Does any of this storyline ring true?

Thanks for all your support.

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A big thank you and welcome to new Patrons: Steve and Carolyn.

Join Keri and Matthew this week as they seek out Freddie's latest compilation CD, discover a positive podcast to rival TCS and pick out the perfect hamper for you all.

On our protest placards this week:

• Close to The Bone : Freddie sends The Cider Shed switchboard into meltdown.
• Tractor Beam : Henry has John's smile.
• Hi-Viz/Low-Rizz : Poor Brad listens to Eddie drone on and on.
• Hard Cheese : Helen's feeling blue.

Produced by Matthew Weir

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