Labor Day arrives with a fall calendar that looks like a hostage note and other people assigning you labor while calling it community. Dahlia has one rule for all twelve signs: you do not have to do all four things you said yes to. Pick two. And when you say no, stop talking—the paragraph after the no is how you get voluntold.

A partial lunar eclipse in Pisces has shaken something loose, and this week all twelve signs are dealing with the fallout.

Aries is trying to get a straight answer. Taurus finally confronts the drawer. Gemini is handed information that absolutely should not get around. Cancer is tempted to adopt somebody else’s problem. Leo gets the air taken out of something they love. Virgo discovers that five small tasks can be more dangerous than one hard one.

Meanwhile, Libra is planning a soft opening to fall, Scorpio needs to say thank you, Sagittarius has to choose between the fun friend and the reliable one, Capricorn actually finishes something, Aquarius already knows how the whole situation ends, and Pisces needs to put the phone in another room.

One rule for everybody: do not respond to anything before lunch on Tuesday.

Every Monday, Dahlia Kent reads all 12 signs—yours, your mama’s, your neighbor’s, and whoever has been testing your patience.

Most horoscopes tell you your energy is shifting. Dahlia tells you which day to send the text, which day to send nothing, and when to let that woman keep being wrong all by herself.

A little encouragement, a little clarity, and a much better idea of what not to do. All 12 signs, in and out, while your coffee is still hot.

Follow The Celestial Forecast with Dahlia Kent now. New episodes begin Monday, August 31.

ALL 12 SIGNS • EVERY MONDAY • UNDER 10 MINUTES