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The Carla and Crappy Show

The Carla and Crappy Show

著者： Carla Swank Fox and Uncle Crappy
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 A recovered sportswriter and a demented college football fan discuss the week’s best college football games -- and a few of the worst ones.Copyright 2022 All rights reserved. アメリカンフットボール
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  • Carla and Crappy Show: The You Are Looking Live Edition

    Carla and Crappy Show: The You Are Looking Live Edition
    2026/10/15
    It’s Week 7 of the college football season, and once again, we are attempting to upend the validity of the space-time continuum, as Carla and official friend of the show Jake Rose are live from Floyd Stadium on the campus of Middle Tennessee State University … at least two days ago by the time you’re seeing this. Yep, we’re taking the whole midweek football distraction to an entirely new level. (And apparently decibel as well, as Carla and Jake struggled to hear anything that Crappy and AJ were saying, thanks to an extra-loud PA announcer.) Speaking of Crappy and AJ, they get things rolling with the weekly review of the minutes, allowing AJ proper time to gloat about his declaration about the importance of the LSU at Kentucky game waaaaay back in Week 1. Friends, he was right. He was more than right. And because we’re infamously known for “just how wrong we were,” this is a more than warranted celebration. We also reviewed a stupid and definitely not dumb Red River Rivalry thriller and Curt Cignetti’s adjustments to lift Indiana to a significant road win in Lincoln. Then, because we needed to get our analysis fully completed before halftime of the Delaware at MTSU game happening live behind Carla and Jake, we moved efficiently to AJ’s #GroupOfSixAfterDarkQuadboxSpecials, incorporating the weekly #MonsterEnergyBig12GoldenCorralBuffet and the #Pac12IceCold4Pac. Thursday Colorado State at Texas State (8 ET, CBSSN): Pew, pew, pew! Noon-ish Cincinnati at WVU (Noon ET, TNT): Neither of these fan bases is really happy. Kansas at Kansas State (Noon ET, FS1): The Sunflower Showdown! Virginia at No. 24 SMU (Noon ET, TNT): ACC football continues to be entertaining. Georgia State at James Madison (Noon ET, ESPNU): Could be a Sun Belt title preview? UMass at Buffalo (1 ET, ESPN+): A bonus add to your early quadbox. Let’s get UMass back on track! Afternoon Arizona State at No. 10 Texas Tech (3:30 ET, FOX): The Forks are … struggling. Georgia Tech at Virginia Tech (3:30 ET, ACCN): Gotta watch the Tech-mo Bowl! UNLV at Air Force (3:30 ET, CBSSN): Legit good Mountain West matchup. Toledo at Eastern Michigan (3:30 ET, ESPN+): Legit midday MACtion. Evening Washington State at Oregon State (6 ET, USA): The Pac-2 gets its game on. TCU at Baylor (7 ET, FS1): Your guess is as good as ours. Wisconsin at No. 12 UCLA (7:30 ET, NBC): At least one of us picks the Badgers! Navy at UTSA (8 ET, ESPNU): Meep is a tough out in the Alamo Dome. Just ask USF. After Dark No. 11 Utah at Colorado (10:15 ET, ESPN): Deion’s days might be numbered. Fresno State at San Diego State (10:30 ET, CBSSN): Fresno’s looking good. Wake Forest at Cal (10:30 ET, ESPN2): So much woke. Nebraska at Oregon (11 ET, FOX): It’s the Dylan Raiola reunion show. Ohio at Sacramento State (10 ET, ESPN+): A bonus pick, just for Crappy. Sorry about having to stay up late! And then, this week’s Luca Brasi Large Masculine Child Lineup features a bunch of games that have the potential of being extremely close. These should be good ones, kids. No. 4 Ohio State at No. 5 Indiana (Big Nude, FOX): To say this game is big is an understatement. We step aside and let Jake and Crappy handle this one. Surprising absolutely no one, they’ve got opposite picks. But they both anticipate a fantastic game in Bloomington, regardless of outcome. Florida at No. 7 Texas (Noon ET, ABC): The Horns have to be really careful here not to let Oklahoma beat them twice. Will Florida get up for this huge road test, or is this season done for the Gators? No. 16 Mississippi State at No. 22 LSU (Noon ET, ESPN): Remember what we just said about Texas? Yeah. The same goes for the Kiffin crew here. Clanga’s a formidable foe, although not as much so sans Kamario Taylor. We’ll see whether LSU can right the ship at home. No. 6 Alabama at No. 14 Tennessee (3:30 ET, ABC): After dropping a close one at home, the Tide heads to Neyland. But none of us seems super convinced about what Tennessee really is this year. No. 13 Missouri at No. 9 Ole Miss (3:30 ET, SECN): OK, Mizzou. We’re intrigued. Can you pull off a gigantic road win over a prolific offense? We all know the Rebs don’t play much defense, so this feels attainable for the Tigers. We’ll see. No. 2 Notre Dame at No. 8 BYU (7:30 ET, ABC): We’ve had this game circled for quite a while. The Irish need this win for their playoff resume. Badly. But it’s a night game in Provo. The Mormons will be amped. We’re divided right down the middle on this one. No. 18 Oklahoma State at No. 20 Houston (7:30 ET, FOX): Yes, this is a Monster Energy Big 12 Golden Corral Buffet game – likely this week’s entree – and we stole it for the Big Boy slate. Which team wins this game? Who knows. But this will be pointsy as all get out and entertaining as heck. Finally, we offer our honorable mentions to a wide-ranging selection of games, thanks as always to The Fun Index: FBS Penn State at Michigan (3:30 ET, ...
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  • Carla and Crappy Show: The Gloopy Clanga Edition

    Carla and Crappy Show: The Gloopy Clanga Edition
    2026/10/01
    Hi, friends. It’s Week 5 of the college football season, and yes, we kick off this episode with the much-delayed and highly anticipated Pop-Tarts ice cream sandwich taste test, which we have to do before anything else because, well, ice cream melts. And, as it turns out, Pop-Tart icing is sticky. Our recommendation: It’s worth the gloopiness. Go buy them. They’re delicious. (And hey, Pop-Tarts? Send us to your bowl game.) Then, it’s back to our regularly scheduled programming with a review of last week’s show minutes, in which we revel in the fact that we were very right about UCLA and Georgia. Because … we weren’t so right about other things. (See Tennessee, Ole Miss, and Penn State, in particular.) In our deeper comments from last week’s action, Carla is fired up about the lack of offensive production from her Nittany Lions and officially joins Team Elmo. Student media continues to be undefeated this week, adding the Iowa student radio broadcast team and Brett Walker’s viral post about MTSU’s Derek Mason to the growing list of success stories. AJ notes the record number of cowbells in Starksville on Saturday, while Crappy points out that counting is hard for the Illini, especially on defense. We contemplate what an NPR broadcast of a college football game would be like. And we’re all super fired up about the lack of discipline from the USC program. (Trojans? We’re done. Like, for real.) And then, we all calm down and look ahead to this week’s action, starting with AJ’s ever-growing hashtag, the #GroupOfSixAfterDarkQuadboxSpecials: Friday Pitt at Virginia Tech (7 ET, ESPN): A battle of unranked unbeatens. Penn State at Northwestern (8 ET, FOX): Meet Northwestern’s new stadium. FCS No. 1 Montana State at Idaho (10:30 ET, ESPN): Check out the Kibbie Dome, then go to bed. Noon-ish Stanford at Wake Forest (Noon ET, ACCN): This is just rude for Tree. Navy at Air Force (Noon ET, CBS): A Fun Index of 45? Absolutely not. Afternoon Cal at UNLV (3:30 ET, CBSSN): A Cal game that makes sense? What is this? Louisville at NC State (3:30 ET, ACCN): These two teams will not leave the Quadbox Specials for the rest of the season. Wyoming at North Dakota State (3:30 ET, God’s CW): This is a trophy game! It’s a drill bit. Eastern Michigan at UMass (3:30 ET, ESPN+): Friends, talk to your kids about 5-0 UMass?!? Marshall at James Madison (3:45 ET, ESPNU): What are you doing, Marshall? No. 24 Kentucky at South Carolina (4:15 ET, SECN): Why is South Carolina favored? If you’re wondering why most of those quadboxes have fewer than four games, it’s because we also need to open the #MonsterEnergyBig12GoldenCorralBuffet. Also, we’re excited to welcome the return of the #Pac12IceCold4Pac! Fill your remaining voids with these games: Noon-ish UCF at No. 20 Houston (Noon ET, ESPN2): This is for control of outer space. WVU at Iowa State (Noon ET, TNT): Can the 2006 WVU offense win on the road? Evening Oregon State at Colorado State (6 ET, USA): A 60+ Fun Index! Characters welcome. Defense optional. Utah State at No. 22 Boise State (7:30 ET, CBSSN): Blue turf, Pac-12, in-conference action? Say less. No. 10 BYU at TCU (7 ET, ESPN): Very large Mormons are coming to town. No. 12 Texas Tech at Colorado (7:30 ET, FOX): At least the mountains are pretty. After Dark Fresno State at Washington State (9:30 ET, USA): This just feels right. Texas State at San Diego State (10:30 ET, God’s CW): SDSU needs an offense. Baylor at Arizona State (10:30 ET, ESPN): Forks up. Cincinnati at Arizona (11 ET, FOX): Can Scott Satterfield pull off another comeback win? Very After Dark San Jose State at Hawaii (Midnight ET, MW+): Can our Beloved Bows get back on track? And then, it’s time for the Large Adult Sons Slate: No. 7 Alabama at No. 16 Mississippi State (Noon ET, ABC): Is Clanga for real? We’re going to find out in this one. What we do know: Kamario Taylor continues to be the most fun player in college football. Definitely watch this game … on mute. Michigan at Minnesota (Big Nude, FOX): It’s the Little Brown Jug game … and PJ Fleck has completely gone insane. We don’t know why the Michigan radio crew can’t pronounce Bryce Underwood correctly, but row the boat, Gophers. This game will be gloopy as heck. No. 5 Ohio State at No. 14 Iowa (3:30 ET, CBS): Speaking of gloopy … oh no, Bucks. A trip to Kinnick? This one has trap game written all over it. Iowa’s defense is real good, but guess what? So is Ohio State’s. And the Hawkeyes are the ones who have to try to defend Jeremiah Smith. Good luck with that. No. 8 Florida at No. 25 Missouri (3:30 ET, ABC): The Gators made beating Ole Miss look easy in the Swamp, thanks to a dominant run game. Now, it’s their turn for a potential letdown, heading to Columbia to face a Tigers team that came oh-so-close in Starksville last week. Are the Gators back to being Good Florida? We’ll know more after this one. No. 4 Miami at ...
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  • Carla and Crappy Show: The Fair Food Edition

    Carla and Crappy Show: The Fair Food Edition
    2026/10/08
    Welcome to Week 6 of the college football season, which officially enters us into the fantastic world of midweek football! Fortunately for you all, we don’t get too distracted by the Southern Miss at Troy game that we all have on in the background while recording. We are, however, extremely distracted by AJ’s presence in Dallas, just outside the real Cotton Bowl and clearly in view of the Texas State Fair. And that causes us to go on a deep dive on our favorite fair foods – funnel cakes, cheeseburgers, fries, ox roast sandwiches, hot apple dumplings, peach pies, and, of course, stuffed pork chops. Yum. Eventually, we stop salivating and return to the matter at hand. We officially review last week’s show minutes and happenings, including some spectacular Kibbie Dome Magic, Colorado State’s mid-game coordinator dismissal, Bob Chesney’s continued good-human antics, and so many Hawaii false starts (much to AJ’s chagrin). Carla then walks us through her three themes from Week 5, including multiple college kicker situations, teams going for the win in OT, and defenses that seem to have completely disappeared. (She’s looking squarely at you, MTSU and Penn State.) After that, it’s time to turn the page. AJ gets us started with the #MonsterEnergyBig12GoldenCorralBuffet with a side of the #Pac12IceCold4Pac. Friday Washington State at Utah State (9 ET, God’s CW): Wazzu is down bad. Iowa State at No. 8 BYU (10:15 ET, ESPN): It’s a BYU night game, and the stadium will be rocking. Noon-ish UCF at No. 18 Oklahoma State (Noon ET, ESPN2): UCF appears to be fraudulent. Arizona at WVU (Noon ET, TNT): The RichRod Bowl! Fun Index is 61.5, and WVU doesn’t play defense. Afternoon No. 22 Houston at Kansas State (3:30 ET, FOX): Powercats favored at home? Houston is more than sneaky good. San Diego State at Oregon State (5 ET, USA): Characters still welcome, and Oregon State’s offense is fun. After Dark Kansas at No. 12 Utah (10:15 ET, ESPN): Hope you enjoyed that win, Jayhawks. Because this week, you’re getting a pillowcase full of bricks. No. 23 Boise State at Fresno State (10:30 ET, God’s CW): Speaking of pillowcases full of bricks, meet Boise’s ground game. To round out the quadboxes for your viewing pleasure, here are this week’s #GroupOfSixAfterDarkQuadBoxSpecials: Friday Florida State at Louisville (7 ET, ESPN): Which versions of these teams show up? If we get the good versions, this could be spectacular. Noon-ish Wake Forest at NC State (Noon ET, God’s CW): NC State is the most interesting team in college football. Even they don’t know what’s going to happen. Afternoon: A large bowl of MACtion! Miami (OH) at UMass (2 ET, ESPN+): Has Miami outgrown the MAC? Crappy’s none too pleased, and he’s rooting hard for the Hawks to lose. We need a 5-win UMass! Eastern Michigan at Akron (3:30 ET, ESPN+): Emus. Buffalo at Toledo (3:30 ET, ESPN+): The Rockets should turn Buffalo into a fine mist. Central Michigan at Ohio (3:30 ET, ESPN+): It’s homecoming for the Bobcats. Results against directional Michigans tend to be important. Kent State at Western Michigan (3:30 ET, ESPN+): This is burly, sturdy football. Evening North Dakota State at UNLV (7 ET, God’s CW): Two of the Mountain West’s best go head-to-head. Louisiana-Lafayette at Louisiana Tech (7:30 ET, ESPN+): The rivalry is back! But it’ll be sloppy as heck. After Dark Hawaii at Arizona State (9:30 ET, FS1): You can watch the Bows at an almost normal time! And then … we’re on to this week’s Luca Brasi Large Masculine Child Lineup. No. 20 Iowa at Washington (9 ET Friday, FOX): Is this a bounce-back game for the Hawkeyes? We certainly think it could be. The Huskies gave USC a handful last weekend. No. 7 Indiana at Nebraska (Big Nude, FOX): It’s a letdown-lookahead sandwich … for both teams? We’ll find out who Nebraska really is this year, but we’re all still on the Hoosier bandwagon for this one. North Carolina at No. 25 Pitt (Noon ET, ESPN): We’re not convinced this is going to be a great game, so we’re much more amused speculating about Belichick’s inner dialogue in his return to the Mustard Bowl. (Why is Gronk’s head in a ketchup bottle?) No. 21 UCLA at No. 13 Oregon (3:30 ET, CBS): We all think Dan Lanning has Oregon’s full attention now, which isn’t great news for the Bruins. Bob Chesney is a stellar human being, and UCLA can run the dang football. But the Ducks offense might be a bit too much, especially at home. No. 1 Texas vs. Oklahoma (3:30 ET, ABC): The annual Wed Wiver Wivalwy should be extra dumb this year. A Fun Index of 39.5? Gross. In AJ’s words, Brett Venables needs to be fired … out of a cannon. No. 10 LSU at Kentucky (7 ET, ESPN): We’ve had this game circled for quite a while, kids. And we’re all miffed that the Cats were dropped out of the Top 25 this week. Will Lane Kiffin and LSU bear the brunt of that frustration? It’s definitely possible … and...
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