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The Carla and Crappy Show

The Carla and Crappy Show

著者： Carla Swank Fox and Uncle Crappy
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A recovered sportswriter and a demented college football fan discuss the week’s best college football games -- and a few of the worst ones.Copyright 2022 All rights reserved. アメリカンフットボール
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  • Carla and Crappy Show: The Confessions and Chaos Edition

    Carla and Crappy Show: The Confessions and Chaos Edition
    2026/09/17
    Hi, friends. You’ve found your way back to the Carla and Crappy Show, which this week starts with Crappy and AJ but without Carla … Crappy makes his college football confessions … AJ’s devising hexboxes, and then Carla shows up midway through the show and … well, yeah. It’s Week 3, and we’re fully embracing the chaos. Even when that means we’re wrong. Speaking of which, we were wrong a whole bunch last week, which the reading of last week’s show minutes verified. Missouri, Michigan, Oklahoma State, and Hawaii: We regret the errors. Kind of. In other business, AJ explains the new MW+ streaming service while watching Hawaii be Hawaii again. Crappy recaps the Ohio comeback win in Athens in the rain (shirts optional), which was happening during the second half of that other game, which started incredibly well for the Buckeyes, but didn’t end that way. (Wait, did Crappy really offer a compliment to Arch? Did we hear that correctly? Chaos, indeed.) Oklahoma at Michigan was an overall frustrating experience … North Dakota State is, in fact, a menace … and App State is once again staking its claim as North Carolina’s team. And then, AJ gives us his list of games, which we’re now going to have to start calling the #GroupOfSixAfterDarkQuadBoxSpecial. Yep, it’s another week of a full quadbox (and even a hexbox!) schedule of games we all should be watching in every game window. Noon-ish: Tulane at Kansas State (Noon ET, ESPN2): This is not the Tulane we used to know. Can we avoid getting sucked back into the Powercats?Arizona State at Kansas (Noon ET, FS1): A tasty appetizer on the Buffet. North Texas at Texas State (Noon, USA): Watch AJ smile at a Fun Index of 63.5.Wyoming at Central Michigan (1 ET, ESPN+): And now for something completely different. How about a 39.5 AJFI? Woof. Lots of brown and yellow.NC State at Vanderbilt (12:45 ET, SECN): Interesting? Perhaps?Coastal Carolina at Delaware (11:30 ET, CBSSN): So. Many. Chickens. Afternoon: Miami (OH) at Cincinnati (3:30 ET, ESPN+): A fantastic rivalry that may be ending, yet not on national TV?Stanford at Duke (4 ET, CW): Nerds!Louisiana Tech at Baylor (4 ET, ESPNU): Bulldogs appear to be pesky.Kentucky at No. 9 Texas A&M (3:30 ET, ESPN): Cats were in it last week … for a half.Northern Iowa at No. 18 Iowa (4 ET, FS1): This game is occasionally fun.Duquesne at Washington State (3:30 ET, USA): What are you doing over there, Dukes? Primetime: Ohio at South Alabama (7 ET, ESPN+): The Bobcats have superpowers when playing at home, but this game’s in Mobile.North Dakota at Nebraska (7:15 ET, BTN): What are you doing, Huskers?West Virginia at No. 25 Virginia (7:30 ET, ACCN): It’s the John Denver Bowl, and Crappy can’t stop singing.Virginia Tech at Maryland (7:30 ET, FS1): Can James Franklin beat September Maryland? After Dark HEXBOX: South Dakota at Boise State (10 ET, CBSSN): Again, Boise … a Dakota? Why?James Madison at San Diego State (10 ET, CW): This should be a fun one.North Dakota State at Sacramento State (10:30 ET, ESPN): Not an FCS game!Purdue at UCLA (11 ET, BTN): A low-key good one? Montana at Oregon State (11 ET, USA): You didn’t have to do this either, Beavs.Fresno State at San Jose State (11 ET, FS1): Nice little rivalry game. Also, a giant V trophy! While AJ and Crappy are discussing tarot readings and higher powers, Carla enters the chat … and changes the subject to women’s basketball. But we all regroup and dig in together for this week’s Large Young Man games. Syracuse at Pitt (7:30 ET Thursday, ESPN): A Big East Thursday evening? Yes, please. We never know what to make of these two teams, and we likely still won’t after this game. But we like the home team. We think. No. 22 Houston at No. 13 Texas Tech (8 ET Friday, FOX): It’s only Week 3, but these teams have already have a common opponent in Oregon State. They both won, but with totally different vibes. Will the Buffet open early this season? No. 16 SMU at No. 23 Louisville (3:30 ET Saturday, ESPN2): This one should be fun, kids. Both teams have defensive issues. We expect lots of points. Florida State at No. 10 Alabama (3:30 ET Saturday, ABC): Sorry, Noles. It’s probably going to be a long Saturday afternoon. Utah State at No. 17 Utah (3:30 ET Saturday, FOX): Have you watched the Utes? They’re running a two-QB backfield with some really wild formations and absolutely destroyed Woo Pig last week. Florida at Auburn (7 ET Saturday, ESPN): Are either of these teams going to be relevant in the SEC this year? Will this game help us sort that out? Who knows. We’re still just upset that this isn’t Florida/Tennessee week. No. 7 LSU at No. 8 Ole Miss (7:30 ET Saturday, ABC): Deep down in our hearts, we’re pulling for the home team. But Lane loves to play the super villain, and the Tiger defense should play a strong supporting role. No. 11 BYU at Colorado State (7:30 ET Saturday, CBS): Do the Rams have a chance? Ehh … we’re not ...
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  • Carla and Crappy Show: The SPONSOR Fifteen Years Edition, Brought to You by SPONSOR

    Carla and Crappy Show: The SPONSOR Fifteen Years Edition, Brought to You by SPONSOR
    2026/08/10

    The calendar has turned to August, conferences have realigned, and media days have ended. And that, friends, can only mean one thing:

    It’s time for another Pop-Tart to be sacrificed. No? That’s not it?

    How about … it’s time for Chip Kelly to look ridiculous in a reflective vest and hard hat? Still no? (Well, actually, that one’s true; go check the picture.)

    Oh, right. It’s time for Season 15 of the Carla and Crappy Show. Hi there, boys and girls. Welcome back.

    We kick off our season with some friendly catch-up time, discussing what we each did on our summer vacations. Carla went to Canada (it’s cold there), Crappy dealt with some not-so-fun health stuff, and yes, AJ actually witnessed a Pop-Tart sacrifice in person. (He says it was delicious.)

    From there, we waste no time at all … wasting time. (At least according to AJ’s sensibilities.) We review the coaches’ preseason poll and reveal our Top 5 rankings, with the complete and total understanding that preseason rankings are absolutely meaningless. Ahem.

    We also take a moment to look at some of the big picture storylines and issues that we’re each interested in heading into the season. While Carla and Crappy have the Big Ten and SEC on their minds (no real surprises there), AJ attempts to level expectations for his Beloved Bows.

    From there, AJ quizzes us on what has become an annual tradition: “Where Are They Now?” While realigning the teams was relatively easy, the players and coaches were not. (Kirk Ferentz was noted as upset.)

    And then, following the news that the Big 12 has become the Monster Energy Big 12, thanks to a new (and financially underwhelming) sponsorship deal, we take on the challenge of making suggestions to each of the Power 4 and Group of 6 (yes, friends, there are six conferences this year, get used to it) for naming rights of their own. Also, yes, the #CnCShow is accepting sponsorship offers for 2026. Inquiries welcome. Have your people get in touch with our people.

    With that, we’re off and running. Or almost driving. Or scheduling colonoscopies. Whatever. We’re back, friends, and we can’t wait to spend Season 15 with all of you. We’ll be back in a couple of weeks for our first episode featuring actual college football games. Cheers, yinz and y’all.
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  • Carla and Crappy Show: The Poorly Designed Edition

    Carla and Crappy Show: The Poorly Designed Edition
    2026/09/09
    Well, friends, we did it. We survived Week 1. Unless you’re Clemson or Rutgers, that is. If you are … hoo, buddy. We’re sorry. We begin with our weekly review of the show minutes, and this week, they truly reveal just how wrong we were. (Oopsies, Oklahoma State.) Carla shares her adventures with three weather delays, a monsoon, and being stranded in the Floyd Stadium press box until 1 a.m. Sunday. We all discuss the space-time continuum and how, apparently, there are secret clocks in Ann Arbor … and a lack of actual graphic designers at Big Ten HQ in Indianapolis. Other thoughts and musings from Week 1: That was a heck of a tackle by Auburn to hang on over Baylor. SMU should have won by 30. So. Many. Mistakes. Could Louisville be a player in the ACC? We kind of hope so. Ohio managed to give Nebraska some early heartburn. Penn State and Ohio State did what they were expected to do (much to the relief of Carla and Crappy, respectively). Miami and LSU look terrifying. Indiana looks fine … and Curt Cignetti seems to have found himself another robot QB in Josh Hoover. But really, with all of the schadenfreude in Week 1, the thing we most want to draw attention to was the absolute perfection of Sean West’s punt against Notre Dame. Just give him the Ray Guy now. We salute you, sir. And then, it’s time to turn the page to Week 2. AJ kicks us off with his #GroupOfSixAfterDarkReport, this week, conveniently organized for your quadbox viewing pleasure. Washington State at Kansas State (Noon ET, TNT): Powercats at home. Wake Forest at Purdue (Noon ET, FS1): A battle between two of the creepiest mascots. USF at Army (Noon ET, CBSSN): The Fun Index is a proper 46.5. App State at East Carolina (Noon ET, ESPNU): Appy needs this win. Bad. Arizona at No. 15 BYU (3:30 ET, FOX): The Monster Energy Big 12 Hoss’s Salad Bar entry. Duke at Illinois (3:30 ET, FS1): Sure. UTSA at Texas State (3:30 ET, God’s CW): Meep is not as powerful on the road. UNLV at North Texas (3:30 ET, ESPNU): The Green felt green last week. Robert Morris at Akron (3:30 ET, ESPN+): Bonus pick! We hope Bobby Mo gets a pick-6 on Akron’s first drive. Memphis at Boise State (6 ET, USA): Get up for this one. AJ has declared it his game of the week. South Alabama at Tulane (7 ET, ESPN+): The battle for Mardi Gras. San Diego State at UCLA (7 ET, BTN): The newly dubbed California’s Team (TM) hosts the Aztecs. North Dakota State at Air Force (10 ET, FS1): Caffenate for this one, friends. Sacramento State at Fresno State (10:30 ET, CBSSN): The Bulldogs ain’t got time for this mess. Montana State at Nevada (10:30 ET, God’s CW): Shh. Pay attention to the Bobcats here. Louisiana at No. 14 USC (11 ET, BTN): A 60+ Fun Index after dark? Sign us up. Other noted games: Old Dominion at Virginia Tech (Noon ET, God’s CW): Can James Franklin stop the bleeding against the Monarchs? (A real thing.) Mississippi State at Minnesota (3:30 ET, CBS): Rowing the boat is hard with all that clanging. UCF at Pitt (3:30 ET, ESPN2): Pitt handled business last week. No. 13 Texas Tech at Oregon State (7:30 ET, CBS): If you’re looking for a prime-time alternative. And then, it’s time for the Big Boy slate. No. 23 Missouri at Kansas (8 ET Friday, FOX): We’re divided on the Border War, which is probably super appropriate. Carla takes the Tigers, who looked good with Austin Simmons last week. Crappy and AJ are on Rock Chalk, playing at home. No. 11 Oklahoma at Michigan (Big Nude, FOX): Umm, yeah. The Sooners are a bit tougher competition than a MAC team. (Sorry, Western.) Boomer. No. 6 Oregon at Oklahoma State (Noon ET, ESPN): The Ducks have something to prove … and the struggling Pokes will be on the receiving end of that effort. No. 12 Alabama at Kentucky (3:30 ET, ABC): A trap game for the Tide? Perhaps. But unlikely. A new coaching staff in Lexington has the Cats out of the mud. No. 18 Tennessee at Georgia Tech (7 ET, ESPN): The Wrambling Wreck looked a little wrecked in Week 1. Expect a heavy dose of Rocky Top in Atlanta. No. 1 Ohio State at No. 4 Texas (7:30 ET, ABC): Which team do we trust more at this point? That’s really the question here. And as our friend Jim has said for years … never trust a Manning. Iowa State at No. 21 Iowa (7:30 ET, NBC): We didn’t give this game our usual Cy-Hawk treatment out of respect for the University of Iowa Hawkeye Marching Band member who passed away this week. Our condolences are with you, and our hearts will all be in Iowa City on Saturday night. Arkansas at No. 20 Utah (10:15 ET, ESPN): An SEC team goes to Salt Lake for an after dark kick on Saturday night? (Also, we think we found who has the sock full of nickels.) We wrap things up with just our usual fandoms as honorable mentions: No. 16 Penn State at Temple (Noon ET, ESPN2), Carnegie Mellon at Catholic University (Noon ET, FLO College), Jacksonville State at Ohio (6 ET, ESPN+), and MTSU at Marshall (7 ET, ESPN+). And with ...
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