It's time to pick a bone! Mel talks about her love for old man music, Dan saves all the puppies, and J-Roc goes to Washington!!

We’ve all been there, sobbing heavily through mouthfuls of ice cream and lucky charms, washed down with swigs of cheap whiskey. The sad comic display interrupted only by brief periods of deep compilation of how we got here, quickly followed by more sobbing, eating, then whiskey. This ceremonial perpetuation of the fatness/sadness cycle ensures we remain fat enough that every time you catch your soft, flabby meat bag in the mirror you’ll react in the worst way possible and bury those feelings deep in a carton of ho hos. Sure, overeating can be a lot of fun, but is there a downside to this beloved past time?

As Americans, it’s hard for us to imagine that there’s anyone outside these blessed borders of freedom capable of downing as much food as we do. Just occasionally, however, an unlikely contender stumbles up from the underworld to show the true meaning of overeating. In our first deep dive into maniacal masticators, we examine the Australian phenom James Webb. A man who's managed to stack up an impressive list of accomplishments in a short amount of time. Whether it’s breaking a world record, or discovering new galaxies, James makes it look easy.

In the first episode of our "Scenario" series, J-Roc colonizes space, Mel talks her favorite soul music, and Lincoln squares off against Nixon in the ARENA in a fight for presidential supremacy! (also Dan fights his landlord). Featuring a special guest appearance by The Covered Johnsons! Oh and an escape room on a spaceship for some stupid reason. Tune in to find out how the crew handles their first round of scenarios!!

In today's episode, we're taking a step back to figure out a game plan for Mel. We've only got 3 more months until the Best of the West Wing Fest and we need to make sure Mel has been practicing! Otherwise she's getting chained up in the basement (we might do that anyhow). As a bonus, we'll throw in some chicken facts so you can impress your friends and family this weekend with your chicken knowledge. Does anybody read these descriptions? Comment @theboneinpod on Instagram if so and maybe we'll do something special for you....maybe.

We're back baby!! And today we're discussing who really created the buffalo chicken wing....a topic that, turns out, is full of controversary. We've got fires, chicken councils, and an enraged Dan. We also settle once and for all why exactly it's called the "Buffalo" wing. We're hitting the ground running with this one so all aboard for season 2!!

The day is finally here! After months of build up, Mel is finally ready to test her skills on a pile of 50 wings. Has she been training? Have we wasted our time making this podcast? Are thick loads a sign of masculinity? Tune in to find out!

J-Roc shamefully reveals his eating habits. Mel is outraged at how much titties have inflated (not that kind of titty inflation). Dan attempts to bring an end to the millennial vs. boomer conflict.