For those of nervous displosition , through the magic of atriger warnings - experience A trigger free horror film AND enter the Twitlike Zone where a man who is not quite man nor quite friutor vegitable ends up in the Twitlike Zone thanks to a mad scientist and contrived plot.

This repeated Haloween special features Cheap Scares: The Movie (rating nothing), The soap opera Monster General Hospital, the adventures of the husband of a She Wolf who isn’t house broken yet and – The terrifying sci-fi stinker of the year “Planet Torrets” where a young, clean minded man, finds himself trapped in planet torrets.

After peeing and peeing (and peeing) nonstop, and falling inlove with a gender bending and confused dog – it’s time for in-depth therapy with Depression Talk.

From a producer who’s imaginary children don’t want to knowhim, we learn the correct method for spreading pig lard on your private parts and raise awareness for the horrors of Exploding Arse Syndrome.

After dealing with the moral dilemma of whether or not to vote for Honest Harry from the Trust Me Party, Sid Bunyons is on another trail of something that seems almost somewhat like a murder mystery.

The Battery-Operated Magic Toupee presents the mostinclusive, diverse, equitable, Integrated, and other bullshit synonyms for the wokest World War 2 drama ever.

Following the devastation caused by the loose bowels ofDitzy the Goat, The Battery Operated Magic Toupee not proudly presents the greatest superhero of all time.

More Superer than Superman, More Batty than Batman, more other things than other superheroes… we present The Adventures of Coolmam!

This episode finally provides relief to all those suffererswho cannot finish a sentence with Dr Hank Hinkley’s Online Sentence Finishing Course as The Battery-Operated Magic Toupee presents the cinematic masterpiece:“The Stolen Breakfast In Bloodstone Rock.”