Nothing beats depression as a party with Armadillo, the Grinch and Santa (especially when Santa is your boyfriend), and Jon Hamm is providing the cold cuts. If you were a Seth Cohen this year, you will be on the “nice” list and you’ll get the lifetime opportunity to listen to The Bad Pitch Show Christmas Special.

Join us as we pick our secret Santas!

If you exercise mental gymnastics, you might solve the mystery of the Bermuda Triangle unlike some of the bad pitches. In case you need help, seek Ludwig – but not Beethoven!

There may or may not be a cryptic message in this episode.

Indulge in a few minutes of the co-hosts trying to figure out: what’s that hum? Bravo to the eyes of the show creator – now we know that cults can be aesthetically pleasing. Also if your family sucks maybe disown them… at your own risk.

Can you smell cucumber?

What would the world be without mean girls? Well, we're not sure, but if you want to learn how to get rid of them, maybe take a listen. And if you are the mean girl – watch your back, I guess, and never trust the sweet ones.

You’d be surprised at how many puns you can come up with using the word “pea.”

Spoiler alert: If I got me a wealthy man, I wouldn't have to work at all, I'd fool around with vitamins and NDAs. – pregnant pause anddddd mic drop.

Nobody wants this and yet we had to break up: that’s what happens when you lovebomb someone. They don’t call it a twin flame for nothing - it burns out! Wave your beige flag and don’t ignore our calls to listen to this episode, because we're still anxiously attached to you… whoever you are.

Sometimes you lose a pearl earring and sometimes you find a good idea in a toilet bowl. It must be an Aquarius thing. Fantasming over our newest idol – Julio Torres and thinking about the times when a dream made no sense but a good story.

We're back! And we're sadder than ever - don't worry, it's the autumn blues. If you thought we were MI5 material, think again! We wouldn't last a day. We can only fight crime on TV, and singing and death stares are not the skills they are looking for.

On the bright side, you can join us for our office Christmas party at KFC.

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