Oh dang, Evan's way too tired to be recording.

Questions asked:

• You've achieved rank of Grillmaster. What's your speciality?
• Which president is the harshest judge for the public pool cannonball contest?
• You've been left on a populated island. What one item are you bringing? (Apart from sunscreen and water, of course.)
• What tropical libation did you invent for the guests of your private island?
• What food item would actually benefit from a collab with bomb pop?

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Oh dang, Evan's way too tired to be recording.

Questions asked:

• What animal were you obsessed with as a kid?
• What's stressing you out right now?
• You have been handed the Mantle of Edward Something Hands. What is that something?
• Which band name would be your best nickname?

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Oh dang, it's Evan's Tuesday Rant.

Questions asked:

• What's one of life's small pleasures?
• If you were to murder someone, how would you do it?
• You get to design your own fragance. What's it called and what are its notes? (Leah)
• What's your favorite day of the week?

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I can't believe it happened.

Questions asked:

• What novelty food/candy do you want to make a comeback?
• You can only play one video game from now on. What is it?
• Worst candy that you actually enjoy?
• We've had hot girl summer. We've had sad boy summer. What summer is it?

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Man, what if the Polar Bears went on to host this podcast instead?

Questions asked:

• The iditarod has a new rule: no dogs. What animal composes your team?
• Your dream job no longer exists. What's your job change to escape your current day-to-day drudgery?
• What's your go-to candy color?
• What is your sensory picadillo?

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This is a copyright and a trademark all in one, baby!

Questions asked:

• What video game would you be cool with getting sucked into and have to go tool around in?
• What's your favorite form of public transit?
• You've acquired a minor league baseball team. What's the mascot?
• What's the worst game to get really good at?

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Return the slab, said the non-euclidean, Chthonic horror man.

Questions asked:

• Which underrated Pokemon has stolen your heart?
• Vegetables have become sentient and are running for Congress. For which platform are you voting?
• Would you rather have raw spaghetti for arms or cooked spaghetti for arms? @mintpocky
• If you were in a band, what's the ideal band you want to open for?

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Nice.

Questions asked:

• Which underrated Pokemon has stolen your heart?
• Vegetables have become sentient and are running for Congress. For which platform are you voting?
• Would you rather have raw spaghetti for arms or cooked spaghetti for arms? @mintpocky
• If you were in a band, what's the ideal band you want to open for?

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