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  • Wednesday, September 30, 2026: Amazon Fail; Bad Drivers; Ravens Embarrassing Hug!
    2026/09/30
    50 million dollars up front. Flip the coin, 50/50 chance of bumping it up to a million. If it lands on the 0 side, you walk away with nothing. Are you risking your 50k to double it? Raven, Justin, and Heidi discuss.
    Raven made a regretful purchase off Amazon that has left him in discomfort for days now. Chapstick. His wife says never buy anything for your skin off Amazon. What w won't you buy from it?
    Yup... That's all I need to know about you. Producer Justin had to barrel through someone walking into the elevator as he was trying to depart. Raven is tired of kids hogging the petting zoo at fairs. Valid.
    Ravens' grandson ate surface popcorn for his first time at the movies. Great. Kids love to put gross things in their mouths. Heidis daughters used to eat slugs. What did you rip from your kid?
    A stranger hug. Sometimes needed, usually an embarrassing accident. Raven, while on a work trip, hugged a stranger he thought he knew. Anna shot him those "We dont know him like that" eyes.
    Do you swerve for plastic bags? Raven watched a whole truck change lanes for a shopping bag floating through the air. Justin experienced the most unconventional way to park.

    Rachel got offered a $60,000 salary increase at a new job in a different state. Her husband, Steve, believes they should discuss with their kids before she makes her final decision, making a big move from their school, friends, and sports. Rachel thinks their children don't really get a say in this, and it's too big an opportunity to say no to. What do you think, should 15 year olds get a say before you move?
    Melissa has a chance to win $1,400! All he has to do is answer more pop culture questions than Raven in Can’t Beat Raven!


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    52 分
  • Thursday, October 15, 2026: Disney Tune Quiz; Dumb Rules; What's A Check?
    2026/10/15
    Anna fell asleep in the school pickup line. Which she does often. However, this time, she didn't wake up in time and her sister caught her. And snapped a photo of her.
    French supermarkets are throwing away food after a cyber-attack. Again, we are doomed. Why does Russia want our Eggo Waffles? Anyways, Kesha is making her Halloween costume out of human teeth.

    Dr. Meghan Ice from the Child Mind Institute joins Anna and Raven to discuss how to have a conversation with your kid about consent.
    As we all know by now, Anna, Raven, Producer Sophia and Producer Justin are being the Muppets for Halloween. Todays “Am I Close’ is quizzing Anna and Raven on their knowledge of the crew.
    TSA officers are now longer able to sit down while checking ID’s. Why? No one knows. What new rules have your job implement that just make... no sense?
    Day 4 of Spirit Week! Today is Disney/Superhero day! Raven forgot. Today, Anna tests Raven, Producer Sophia and Raven on their Disney classic song trivia! It’s finish the lyric!
    Burglar steals empty mac mini boxes instead of real computer, woman trapped alone in urgent care, delta passengers stole airport vehicle and drove around the tarmac before crashing. Which one do you want to hear about today?
    Speaking of the Muppets, Anna’s husband, Paul, will not agree to being Miss Piggy for the joint Halloween costume. She is fuming! Today, they try to convince him.
    Producer Sophia is moving into an apartment and was taken aback when asked for a check. Where do you even get a check? Raven is appalled, as he is still to this day using and balancing a check.
    Alexandra and Jude are both full-time working parents and are constantly running around from practice to theatre for their three kids after school activities. Twice a week, Alexandra picks up fast food on the way home for the kids. The problem is that Jude thinks it’s gotten too expensive. They’re spending almost $160 a week in fast food costs. He says that she needs to start cooking at home, she says that there’s just no time and they can’t skimp on convenience for only two nights where she’s not picking her oldest son up until 9:15p from practice! It’s a rat race and now is about survival, plus what will she make at home that’s cheaper? Not much. What do you think?

    Iris has a chance to win $2,500! All he has to do is answer more pop culture questions than Raven in Can’t Beat Raven!






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    53 分
  • Monday, October 5, 2026: Manopause; Dissecting Animals; Halloween Group Costume!
    2026/10/05
    Irritable Male Syndrome. Duh. Its the Male version of perimenopause. Because women can’t have anything for themselves, right?! Manopause is a weird and possible real thing... though. Raven is safe.
    Annas daughter has been extremely nervous to dissect in high school. Anna lied to her and said it’s not bad and great to learn. In reality, she had her mom exempt her with a note when she was supposed to.
    Anna still has not gotten through with the scam of a dress she bought recently. A lot of money very much wasted. Thanks a lot Merchesa! Does anyone win with customer service?
    Recruiter Caitlin went viral and made just a few people mad after she says that your latte should be left home when going to an interview. Today, she talks about the case!
    Raven had a closet clean out productive weekend; Anna has a very special guest to join. Producer Sophia broke her pants. Too much dinner. How was your weekend? Mad, Sad or Glad?
    Dakota Johnson brought out Taylor Swift when she hosted SNL this weekend. She claims Taylor is her therapist. Anna has some thoughts about her new tracks.
    Anna and Raven are hiring! However, Anna can’t believe some applications and resumes she has received.
    Producer Sophia is trying to plan a group Halloween costume for her, Anna, Raven, and Justin. They need help! Any ideas? Send us your ideas!

    Greg got into a physical fight with their son’s flag football coach. He felt that he wasn’t playing his son because he’s small, the coach scoffed at him and he pushed him. Now, his son is devastated and doesn’t want to play anymore. Plus, he doesn’t even know if he can because after the fight was broken up (that happened in front of the kids), they left and haven’t heard from anyone. His wife, Mallory, thinks her husband needs to call the coach, apologize, and see where they go from here. He says the coach owes him an apology for making that face when he talked about his son’s size and he wants to start his own flag football league in the town. What do you think?


    Bob has a chance to win $1,600! All he has to do is answer more pop culture questions than Raven in Can’t Beat Raven!


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    50 分
  • Tuesday, October 6, 2026: Ravens Possessions; Beat Boxers; Costume Voting!
    2026/10/06
    Anna has come to a weird realization that she is in her final years to decide whether she should have another baby or not. A strange time of life. Then she was pelted by pretzels on a recent flight, and decision may be made.
    It is only taking two weeks for college freshman to decide this year they are no longer living on campus. Should students have the option to leave that soon if they aren't enjoying it? Or stick it out?
    Do you have a discontinued name? For most mid-lifers, there are no more of you being more! There are not many baby lisas running around. Anna and Raven discuss expired names
    It’s throw out Tuesday. Raven is currently decluttering his house. Today, Ravens wife, Alicia, talks about Raven trashing her special edition Dirty Dancing DVD.
    Justin Timberlake is apologizing. It’s not for any of the illegal things he did, but for his beat boxing. Don't worry Justin will take it from here. So now, a beat boxing competition.
    Anna has realized now more than ever she is completely stereotyped when she steps into an uber. They play music cause she works in radio. An uber driver showed her his recent AI music. VIVA SOMALIA!
    Since its thrown out Tuesday, Raven brings in some items he has an emotional attachment to for Anna to review and throw out.
    The final costumes are in and we need your help[! What should Anna, Raven, Producer Sophia, and Producer Justin be for Halloween? Dolly Parton eras, Birds of a feather, or the Muppets?
    Chris and Maia drop their daughter Elle off every Thursday at Maias mom's house as they both work late that day. They are a strictly no added sugar/no dyes household. Chris found out Maias' mom has been giving her dessert every time she is there. She is aware of the rule and is not paying any mind to it. Chris is fuming, why do they enforce it at home to let her slip up? Maia says once a week won't kill her. Whose side are you on?

    Maribeth has a chance to win $1,800! All he has to do is answer more pop culture questions than Raven in Can’t Beat Raven!


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    51 分
  • Candy Expert Carly Schildhaus!
    2026/10/09
    Candy expert National Confectioners Association, Carly Schildhaus joins Anna and Raven to discuss all things sweet treats during spooky season!
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  • Wednesday, October 10, 2026: Spider Season; Accidental Trauma; Halloween Candy Lawsuit!
    2026/10/07
    For the first time in her life, Anna can’t see. 20/20 vision her whole life and now she can’t see grocery store items. Raven is no better. Time flies. Here are the doctors people fear the most.
    Talk me out of it! The transition between months happening now is a time to make decisions you may or may not regret. Let Anna and Raven know your proposition, and they will either root you on... or off!
    Not only is it Anna’s witch voice season, it is also mating season for spiders. They are out and there are a LOT of them. Anna and Raven discuss awful spider encounters and also are joined by a spider specialist, Jennifer O’Donnell
    Unspooky Halloween candy? Reeses pumpkins are facing “false advertising” claims for their chocolate not having the printed face shown on the wrapper. What Halloween candy is the biggest rip-off?
    Trash Day. Not that kind...social media trash day. Who did you block so that you could forgot they existed and never see their content? Anna was slightly surprised when she rediscovered hers.
    Anna made a rookie parenting mistake and showed her daughter videos on the Salem Witch trials. Now, she will not stopping about it. She also may be scarred for life. What scarred you for life?
    Reed is going on a work trip for two nights. His co-worker is rooming with him for the trip but he’s also having his wife stay with them. Reed's wife, Shayna is absolutely against another woman being in the room, even though she’ll be with her husband. Reed sees no issue and says it’s two nights; her husband will be in bed with her, the company is tight for cash so they didn’t offer his own room. She says it's inappropriate regardless. Whose side are you on?

    Kelly has a chance to win $1,900! All he has to do is answer more pop culture questions than Raven in Can’t Beat Raven!




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    55 分
  • Luke vs Raven
    2026/09/25
    It's Kids Beat Raven Week! We know he can beat adults, but how much does he know about kids pop culture trivia?
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  • Middle Schooler Corbin Reports the Headlines for Middle Schooler News!
    2026/09/25

    Every week Anna and Raven invite a Middle Schooler to report the biggest headlines! This week, Corbin joins the show to let Anna and Raven know about what’s going on in the world!

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    4 分