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Its the second part of our dive into politics and how our chosen candidates would better the current PM.

How would Jason Statham deal with dissention in the ranks, what would Jeremy Clarkson do about education and the meteoric rise of a new favorite candidate, the little bloke from our local corner shop....

Expect silliness, as standard.

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In the wake of the UK installing a new Prime Minister, the esteemed Andy Bumham, we make some strong suggestions on who to appoint in his new Cabinet and who can replace him if he steps down. Which he will when he hears these suggestions. Immediately.

Strap in for hot, hard n' heavy political content from the men behind the power in the UK.

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Its nearly time for the mightiest, heaviest, most rockingest festival of 2026, Download!

In this very special episode Pete, Carl and Guest star Ghosthunter Pete discuss the lineup, best Downloads of the past and the what the future may hold.

Big thanks to Leigh for letting us record in The Saddle Inn in Chester! Rock on Tommy! (dated reference)

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Listen up you primitive screwheads, this episode the 3 Unwise Men attempt to improve the greatest horror/comedy movie of all time, the mighty Evil Dead 2 from 1987. They fail, but have fun in the process.

Please wont you JOIN US for singing corpses, the evil of director Sam Raimi, the misfortune of star Bruce Campbell ever knowing Sam Raimi and more dumb stuff than you can shake a boomstick at.

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Its been a busy year for the 3 Unwise Men, in this episode we bare our hearts and innermost feelings about the past year or so and explain why our schedules been a bit ropey. Plus, a constant stream of abuse, stupid stories, Carl doesn't have a girlfriend and we discuss some super hot news items.

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We're back trying to fix the unfixable, Spielberg classic Jurassic Park Part 2 of 2.

Is this possible? The answer, of course is a resounding 'no'.

So join us for dinosaurs with emo hair, 'saur smack downs and hot pelicans. We apologies profusely, but what do you expects from these unwise idiots?

Enjoy peeps!

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Welcome back to another 3 Wise Men Thrill Ride True Believers and Wise Menologists! the second 3 Wise Men Improvey the Movies focusses on 90's Spielberg classic Jurassic Park.

So please join Carl, Rich and Jurassic Park canteen employee Tyrone Osaursusrex as they dissect, analyze and fix the mistakes that heck Spielberg unleashed on the world. You want Sexy Alan Grant, men with open tops, dinosaur themed canteen snacks and poop eating dinos? We got ya covered amigo.

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Its part 2 of The 3 Wise Men try to improve a stone cold horror classic. How do they do? Welp, its not as good as a stone cold horror classic, but maybe there are some interesting insights in here - The Xenomorph uses the PA system, the Xenomorph uses a spacesuit for a cheeky little trick, Ridley Scott, you may have missed some vital advice here mate.

Part 2 of a ludicrous 2 part series.