"If you thought you knew anything about this league after opening kickoff, Week 2 came in with a folding chair. From shocking upsets like the Saints walking into Baltimore to completely flipped divisional scripts, let’s separate the real deals from the massive frauds."

"Football is back, and so are the delusions. If your favorite team looked amazing on Sunday, congratulations. If they looked completely broken... well, congratulations, you're human. Today we are recapping the wildest upsets and surprises from Week 1, and giving you our locked-in predictions for Week 2 so you don't make the same mistakes twice."

"Forget everything you think you know from the preseason; Week 1 is pure chaos, but we’ve filtered through the noise to lock in your opening-day winners."

Get ready for kickoff! In this episode, we break down all four divisions in the NFC from top to bottom. Can anyone stop the reigning conference champions, or will a new powerhouse emerge from the North?

"The AFC is a absolute bloodbath this year. From powerhouse contenders in the West to rising threats in the North, the road to the Super Bowl runs through a gauntlet. Welcome to Episode 1 of the AFC Breakdown. We are mapping out the contenders, exposing the pretenders, and telling you everything you need to know before the regular season kickoff.