We're recording at 7:15pm and going to bed at 7:30, which means we are bending time and space to record this. First up: TTL Mad Libs, a new segment submitted by Mike the Botox guy, in which we fill in a Kona race guide and somehow end up with Pierce Brosnan at the finish line. Then we get through a full question bag before someone's bedtime.

This week we discussed:

• Kona apparel update: almost everything sold out; what's still available at the Castelli booth on race day and why you can't say "Kona" inside the expo
• Your proudest Strava CR or QOM — Eric's COVID-era Portland climb rampage, Paula's Bend segments, and Nick's Santa Monica Pier sprint Up
• Losing 30-45 seconds per mile in the second half of a 70.3 run: fitness limiter, pacing problem, or both?
• How pro personal needs bottles work at 70.3 Worlds — the sticker system, race number order, and why Paula's never actually used one
• The best triathlon commentators
• Should athlete vitals be shown on the broadcast?
• Alcohol before a key race — how Paula and Eric have approached it differently this year, and the NA whiskey price problem
• Waterproof shoes for a 240-mile trail race: Gore-Tex uppers, the bathtub water retention test, and the dry pair rotation strategy
• Cooling techniques for extreme heat: ice bandanas, hands, neck, and where not to put ice cubes
• Aero helmets, bucket hats, and the Omius — where the line is between functional and ridiculous
• Torn wetsuit: repair it, cut the sleeves off, or buy new?

A big thank you to our podcast supporters who keep the podcast alive. To submit a question — or a Mad Libs — head over to ThatTriathlonLife.com/podcast