FIRST THINGS FIRST: WE ARE NOT FREE FROM FUCK MANSION!!!! I REPEAT, THERE HAS BEEN NO ESCAPE FROM FUCK MANSION!!!!!!!! GET BACK IN THERE JAMES HURLEY YOU POUTING LITTLE SLUT!!!!!!!!!

Anyway, Windom Earle decided just the one chess-based high-concept fucked up clue delivery system wasn’t enough, so he sent pieces of his dead wife’s wedding dress to a bunch of cities that make a big C on a map. He’s still doing the chess thing though, which Dale deals with by contracting Pete, who it turns out has secretly been a chess genius the whole time? But other important Earle news: he’s really into playing the flute now? And has decided to keep Leo as a boy pet. Also he’s giving some message to Donna, Audrey, and Shelley, and leaves a spooky death mask for Dale but that’s less important.

Meanwhile: Hank is getting sent back to the slammer for shooting Leo. Nadine invents polyamory when she walks in on Ed and Norma in the afterglow. The cops suspect Josie probably shot that guy. But Catherine seems ready to sell Josie to Thomas Echkardt as I guess a sex slave, in what continues to be the worst plotline on the show. And last but not least, Audrey, Jerry, and Jacoby bring Ben back from civil war land by having him win the civil war for the South ????????????

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Things mentioned:

• Sadie’s grandma Claire, and birds
• BirdNote
• The Fall (2006)
• Ribbon Skirt – Bite Down
• “The Cohost Sheev Palpatine Pivot! Post”
• Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
• The First Wives Club (1996)
• The “wrow” vine
• Cliff Blazinksi’s dumb Bioshock: Infinite Roger Ebert death post lol
• Hundreds of Beavers (2022)

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A pretty bad episode of Twin Peaks makes for a killer episode of TS TV. Coop spends a lot of time telling us about how Earle is so epic and twisted. Leo becomes a slasher villain for a scene and then runs off into the woods like Frankenstein's monster. Ben is still doing the civil war. The “old cranky mayor who is mad his brother died from f***ing this preternaturally hot woman” plotline resolves in the most insane way imaginable. Finally, Lily forgets the mill burned down and Sadie doesn't correct me– I mean her? What gives, Sadie??

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Things mentioned:

• Jackson Galaxy
• Mount Eerie
• Xiu Xiu
• Castration Movie
• I Saw the TV Glow (check out our episode on it!)
• Reason Over Passion (film)
• Reason Over Passion (quilt)
• Joyce Wieland’s “What They Do at Sunrise”
• Sherilyn Fenn’s Instagram account
• “The dogshit Obi-Wan Kenobi show”
• Jeffrey Marsh (evil Twin Peaks character)
• Jeffrey Marsh (2010s nonbinary influencer)

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Coop gets the lowdown from Major Briggs on his space spirit journey, and learns of some pretty rad visions and not too much else. Then he and Denise initiate Operation Boymoder to snag the nefarious Canadians, with a TS Gambit in the back pocket for when Ernie's profuse sweat makes things go south.

Meanwhile: Dick and Andy launch their own investigation into whether Little Nicky is the devil from da bible. Ed and Norma MAKE OUT!!!!!! Then Hank beats Ed up!! Then Nadine beats Hank up!!!!!!!! Ben Horne is all in on the civil war. Harry continues to be kinda gross and useless to Josie. LEO WAKES UP!! And in Fuck Mansion James is…getting played…. on some Lannister twins shit????? And Windom Earle sends his next move…….in the form of MURDER!!!!!

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Things mentioned:

• Universal Language (2024)
• La Chimera (2023)
• The Brutalist (2024)
• I Saw the TV Glow (2024)
• The Twentieth Century (2023) (and its bizarre wikipedia article LOL)
• Lily’s notes on vanishing Video
• El Ghourabaa
• Leila Marshy – My Thievery of the People
• Super Mario Odyssey
• Xiu Xiu: The Sent Down Girl (1998)
• wendy carlos boymoding video
• The Straight Story (1999)
• Jonni Peppers' movies Wasteland (2019) and Barber Westchester (2021)

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