TODAY’S WORD IS…FUCKRID
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In this bizarre episode, Karen woke up to a national emergency. Not a hurricane. Not an invasion. But the grid. The thing that brings her Netflix and refrigerated yogurt. And they said it with a straight face and absolutely no instructions on what she's supposed to do about it.
She checked her phone to see if she should stockpile batteries or say goodbye to her WiFi. The announcement said nothing specific. Just emergency. Like a movie trailer that tells you there's danger but not what kind. Her power bill was already a hate crime — now it's Schrödinger's invoice.
The agencies tasked with enforcement are standing around like substitute teachers who didn't get the lesson plan. Utilities are "monitoring the situation." Meanwhile, she's sitting in her living room wondering if this means rolling blackouts, price spikes, or if someone's about to sell the Hoover Dam to a crypto bro. Some crises are clear. Others are a national emergency that leaves you more in the dark than an actual blackout. New words daily at 6 AM.
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