"Is this movie literally six hours long?" There’s nothing worse than putting your favorite movie on with your girl, hitting the hour and ten-minute mark, and realizing she is secretly scrolling TikTok on mute.

The clubhouse maps out the reality of movie nights that completely spiral relationships, and why putting on The Town or Goodfellas might actually ruin your life.

We break down a massive Mel's Best Available draft for the most underrated nights, from the absolute magic of an accidental drunk music video night to the pure invincibility of a Tuesday with no homework and no practice.

We analyze the complete anatomy of a house party, debating the warm South Beach vibes of the kitchen group versus the scary NFC trench warfare of the garage group

Plus, we talk about the epidemic of fake teeth on celebrities, the cargo shorts of week three high school football, and what happens when your homie takes a moped to school and leaves it dead center in a real parking spot.

We also map out the ultimate college conference sponsors (Speedway Big Ten?) we look back at the legendary Daisuke gyro ball, and gear up for our episode 200 live show at the Gramercy Theater in New York City Sept 1st. Get tickies below bby 🎟️

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There is nothing quite like finding the 2K room at a college house party, only to realize the sanctuary has been compromised by a girl with a Gatorade and pink bottle of Burnett's. We map out the chokehold NBA 2K, Call of Duty, and Super Smash Bros had on our lives, plus the genius invention of wearing Nike Vapor "dip gloves" so you didn't F up the PS3 controller 🤓

The clubhouse also tries to figure out how Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift drove away from their wedding in a Chevy Avalanche with Four Loko cans dragging behind it. We pitch the ultimate pro athlete sitcoms, from Gronk blowing up houses with Ty Pennington to Jeff Saturday dominating the TV dad demographic. Plus, we debate the best sounds in history, the panic of your parents doing insider trading at back-to-school night, and the reality of having to read 3 chapters is 1000% not real homework. Oh yeah and we're PACKING out Gramercy Theater Sept 1st for our live show in New York City get your tickies below 🎟️

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Nothing like being on the family computer 3 feet away from ur mom watching a RedTube Video 💕 You ever forget to clear your internet history before fball practice and then think you're gonna go to hell? We haven't either. WEED KID, H0RNY KID and your IN-LOVE FRIEND make an appearance on the pod. The Boys run through Mel's Best Available: Best Eyes, they discuss the most comforting college football teams to watch (not Utah) and they talk about how lit pep rallies actually were (not a reminiscent pod) Benny and Joy Joy go LIVE in New York City Sept 1 at Gramercy Theater Sept 1 🎟️tix below🎟️ bring your gf who hates the pod 💋

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You ever buy a candle that smells so good you wanna move back in with your parents?
The clubhouse gets into some massive high school sports scandals, from stealing a pair of LeBron's out of a locker room to getting a four-day suspension for getting the school on Tosh.0 😘 Then the conversation pivots to absolute naughty shi (lighting a wood wick bathroom candle with the lights off) also, can we talk about why the NFL needs a weekly Adrian Peterson AP Poll? The boys discuss the tragic reality that modern football jerseys look like sloppy t-shirts plus we debate why Jesus is pretty much JJ Redick and God is lowkey Pat Riley 🙏

We also break down how to properly gear up for our massive live show at the Gramercy Theater in New York City GETCHA TICKIES TELL EM DAKICH SENT YAAA 🎟️

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"YOU STRIPPED THE SCREW B, NOW WE GOT A WHOLE NEW PROBLEM" There is absolutely nothing that fires up a dad more than ripping a vacuum cord out of the wall from ten feet away or leaving the hallway light on for an extra ten cents on the electric bill. We play Mel's Best Available (things that piss off ur dad) from slow drivers in the Walmart parking lot to the absolute tragedy of a fast food place messing up an order so bad that your mom just eats cereal.

We also look back at the chaotic high school days of playing NCAA while taking whiffs from a punishment "fart bottle". Do the boys talk about Reebok NFL jersey cinch bags? Nahhhhh Do they realize every dad just secretly wants to be a sports announcer like Tim Kurkjian nooooo they don't talk about that. Oh btw THESE GUYS LIVE! 200th episode live show at the Gramercy Theater in New York City GET YOUR TIX BELOW! 🎟️🎟️🎟️

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here's a specific panic that hits when you return from a family trip from Florida and realize you have to give the girl ur seeing a shattered seashell, all while your family doesn't even like her. We map out the ultimate survival guide to beach vacations, breaking down the transition from wearing a jersey and a snapback to the elite dad fit of a long sleeve shirt and a bucket hat. We dive into the Madden and NCAA FB '27 covers, new NBA Jerseys then we talk about Mike & Mike for 17 hours (Greeny is 5'11 btw)

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"You ever sleep so hard one of your socks comes off?". Nothing compares to a nap on the couch on the first Sunday of Christmas break, falling asleep to Joe Buck calling a Packers or Vikings game, and waking up with half a sock hanging off your foot. We do Mel's Best Available NAPS, mapping everything from passing out during Channel One in high school to the survival mode hangover nap on a boys trip. We also look back at (not a nostalgic pod) going Buffalo Wild Wings before it became mainstream and the pure magic of discovering Wiz Khalifa for the first time. Plus, we debate the chaos of "shoes on" vs. "shoes off" households, the absolute flex of rolling up to school with new shoes at the END of the year, and the weird sad moment that hits you right at the end of summer. (summer's over btw)

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*00:00* - Intro & Summer Vibes
*02:18* - Songs of the Summer & Nostalgia
*09:46* - Dealing with the "First Week of August" Funk*12:26** - Returning from Trips & Childhood Memories
*15:37* - Barefoot Summer Days & The "Shoes Off" House Rule
*21:03* - Football Leagues & XFL Memories
*25:21* - Restaurants & Artists Before They Went Mainstream
*28:59* - Mel's Best Available Naps
*01:08:47* - Subbing as a Producer for Dan Dakich
*01:13:53* - Guilty Pleasure & Comfort TV Shows
*01:19:44* - Favorite Pair of Shoes Ever (Nike Prestos & LeBron 3s)
*01:27:32* - Favorite RBs and WRs (Eddie George, Terrell Davis, Randy Moss)
*01:32:20* - Wrap Up & Outro

"I hurt my arm last night. What'd you do? Slept." There is absolutely nothing worse than waking up on a deflated air mattress at 3 a.m. with your arm tucked like a chicken wing. We all know the tragic reality of realizing your only pillow for the night is a tightly pulled cinch bag stuffed with Jordan shorts and a cell phone charger.

We map out the absolute survival mode of trying to sleep in random RVs and the psychotic behavior of wanting to take a nap in the middle of a busy TJ Maxx. The conversation shifts to a massive weekend of racking up fat stats 🤰 from panic-ordering a dozen at Long's Donuts to asking for a "tote" of 12 cookies at McDonald's past midnight. We also break down the draft for teachers picking their ideal classroom rosters, and reminisce about aggressive pit stains on a grey t-shirts during freshman orientation. Plus, we talk about the legendary teacher move of faking a classroom into thinking they are in trouble right before giving them an extra hour of kickball 🥹 If you're still reading this comment your weekend fat stats!

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