There really is nothing more terrifying than a pack of 17-year-olds who think they rule the world. We map out the ultimate survival guide for sleeping in Grbac’s 1999 Buick LeSabre, breaking down why you have to avoid the rich kid neighborhoods and park near the house where the dad smokes in the garage. The conversation shifts to the pure agony of high school travel baseball tournaments in Virginia, the panic of calling into local sports radio shows just to give the most useless takes, and why Shane Battier is the greatest NBA role player to ever ruin a playoff game. Plus, we drop a legendary story about Matthew Stafford casually slinging free drinks behind the bar at the Greasy Spoon in Athens.

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00:00:50 Drinko De Mayo
00:01:28 Beeeeeeeer
00:03:09 WEIT STOP
00:04:51 INDIANALAND500
00:06:01 Grbac Jersey?
00:08:05 Mothers Day
00:09:22 HUNTY
00:13:17 Mom Flowers
00:17:26 Dog Mom Gifts
00:20:00 Radio Callers
00:25:05 Cubs Call In
00:26:02 Friday Scores
00:31:26 Animal Fries
00:33:58 Buick LeSabre
00:35:17 Favre Mural
00:36:46 Car Sleeping
00:42:30 Winter Shorts
00:45:42 Coach Rants
00:52:08 Bad Practices
00:55:01 Travel Ball
00:57:22 Shane Battier
01:04:15 Steelers 2010
01:06:09 Bible Hoops
01:13:39 Scary Seniors
01:21:39 Gators Orange
01:26:01 UGA Stafford
01:32:43 DISCORD

"We probably drank like 79,000 beers, and when I came home smelling like it, I told my mom we had beer brats." The aftermath of a freezing late-night Taco Bell run from the weed kid's house is a rite of passage we all know too well. We map out a chaotic Pittsburgh draft weekend that started with securing a game-worn Joe Haden jersey and ended with paying a $150 cover charge to leave a Club Enclave and leaving 8 minutes later. The conversation shifts to drafting the best available fictional dogs of all time, from Snoopy to Powerline, before breaking down why schools like Marquette desperately need a Thursday night football team😭

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00:00:49 - Haden Jersey
00:04:00 - Draft Hangout
00:07:18 - Coolest guy?
00:08:48 - Tavon Austin
00:12:09 - Club Enclave
00:14:59 - Wingys
00:16:56 - Draft Reacts
00:17:54 - Bittsburgh
00:19:29 - Late Flights
00:21:14 - Packing
00:23:47 - Rich Eisen
00:25:30 - Lax guys
00:28:45 - Discord
00:31:48 - Snoopy Pick
00:36:17 - Scooby Doo
00:39:22 - Powerline
00:41:12 - IndianaLand500
00:43:10 - Doug from Up
00:45:32 - Blues Clues
00:47:41 - Air Bud
00:52:29 - Taco Bell AFC?
00:58:15 - No FB Schools
01:04:33 - Kids Jerseys
01:09:06 - Hockey Logos
01:13:51 - Sibling Trade
01:19:59 - More NFC AFC
01:22:15 - Grounded

"I thought taxidermy was when you filed for an extension on your taxes." We map out the pure paranoia of sitting on the weed kid's couch in pitch black January weather while his three giant dogs stare you down. We talk about how cowboy hats are just guy makeup, the evolution of high school hydration stations from dirty PVC pipes to the rich kid igloo coolers, and coaches who wear bike shorts with a dedicated dip pocket. We also debate if the new Ravens and Rams uniforms are dripping or tripping before drafting the most football sounding names of all time.

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00:01:08 - Draft Party
00:02:08 - IndianaLand500
00:03:37 - TG Discord
00:05:00 - Draft Nerves
00:08:36 - Ravens Unis
00:10:56 - Brian Billick
00:14:39 - Rams Unis
00:16:45 - Commanders
00:17:44 - Cowboy Hats
00:23:54 - Mike Piazza
00:26:58 - Loft Bedrooms
00:31:56 - Fan House
00:33:33 - Disney Dads
00:36:15 - Tom Coughlin
00:38:28 - Bike Shorts
00:41:42 - Taxidermy
00:45:25 - Water Trough
00:50:49 - Nicknames
00:55:11 - Weed Kid
00:58:51 - Crypto Bro
01:03:46 - Big Dogs
01:04:51 - Paranoid Time
01:11:44 - NFC Months
01:13:29 - Fat Stats
01:18:42 - Every Coach
01:24:27 - Volunteer Guy
01:30:56 - Follow TG bby