Another week, another round of Dear Mr. & Mrs. B… and y’all definitely gave us plenty to talk about. 😂

Episode 19 is all about YOUR questions, stories, situations, and “okay but what would YOU do?” moments. We’re diving into another batch of listener submissions and giving you our completely unfiltered opinions — whether you asked for them or not.

Some are messy. Some are hilarious. Some come from people already in the lifestyle, and some come from people on the outside who are just genuinely curious about what the hell we’re all doing over here. 🍍

As always, these are our personal opinions and experiences. We’re not experts, therapists, relationship counselors, or the official spokespersons for the lifestyle. We’re just Mr. & Mrs. B talking shit into microphones and telling you what WE think.

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Swingers Unscripted is intended for adults 18+ and contains explicit conversations about sex, relationships, non-monogamy, and the consensual lifestyle. The stories, opinions, and experiences shared on this podcast are for entertainment and discussion purposes only and should not be considered professional relationship, medical, legal, or mental health advice.

Listener submissions may be edited for length, clarity, and anonymity. Names and identifying details may be changed to protect privacy.

Consent, communication, honesty, and respect are always the priority.

🎙️ Swingers Unscripted — real stories, real experiences, zero script.

This week, we’re doing something we haven’t done before: bringing another couple on the mic with us.

We’re joined by our wonderful friends Mr. & Mrs. P from Part-Time Pineapples to talk about what it’s like being newer to the lifestyle and figuring things out as you go.

We get into how they started, their first experiences, what they’ve learned so far, boundaries, things they’re curious about trying next, and some of the awkward and hilarious moments that come with being the new kids in the pineapple patch.

It’s four friends, four microphones, and a completely unscripted conversation about swinging, relationships, sex, friendship, and everything in between.

No experts. No rulebook. Just four swingers comparing notes. 🍍

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Want to hear more from Mr. & Mrs. P? Search Part-Time Pineapples wherever you listen to podcasts.

Their show follows their journey as a married couple exploring the swinging lifestyle and everything that comes along with it.

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Have a question for Mr. & Mrs. B? A situation you want our take on? A confession? A crazy lifestyle story we HAVE to hear?

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Call or text us anytime.

You can leave your name, a nickname, or stay completely anonymous. If you leave a voicemail, just let us know at the end whether we have permission to play your recording on the podcast or if you’d prefer us to read it ourselves.

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Swingers Unscripted is intended for adults 18+ only. The stories, opinions, and experiences shared on this podcast are our own and those of our guests. Nothing discussed should be taken as professional relationship, medical, or legal advice.

All names and identifying details may be changed to protect privacy. Participation in the lifestyle should always involve informed, enthusiastic consent, clear communication, and respect for everyone involved.

We’re back after taking a week off, and apparently y’all used that time to absolutely LOSE IT in our inbox. 😂

This week is packed with listener questions, and somehow every single one gets progressively more unhinged. Awkward situations, messy feelings, questionable decisions, sex, jealousy, boundaries, and a few things we genuinely did not know how to respond to.

And then there’s the last question.

We’re not spoiling it. We’re not even sure we’ve fully recovered from it.

Just know that when we say DOOZY, we mean it. 💀

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DISCLAIMER

Swingers Unscripted is intended for adults 18+ only. The stories, opinions, and experiences shared on this podcast are our own and/or submitted by listeners. Listener submissions may be edited for length, clarity, and anonymity. Names and identifying details may be changed to protect privacy. Nothing discussed on this podcast should be considered professional, medical, legal, or relationship advice.

The inbox has been busy, so we’re back with another round of Dear Mr. & Mrs. B.

This week’s listener questions definitely made us think. We’re talking attraction to other partners, feelings that probably shouldn’t be catching feelings, boundaries getting blurry, jealousy, honesty, and a few situations where there really isn’t an easy answer.

Some are messy. Some are complicated. Some had us looking at each other like, well… shit.

As always, we’re answering from our own experiences and perspectives. We’re not experts, and we definitely don’t have the lifestyle all figured out. We’re just two married people talking through the questions you send us and telling you what we’d do, what we wouldn’t do, and where we think things can go sideways.

And yes… we disagree sometimes. 😂

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The opinions and experiences shared on this podcast are our own and are intended for entertainment and discussion purposes only. Nothing discussed should be considered professional relationship, medical, legal, or mental health advice.

Any identifying details may be changed or omitted to protect the privacy of the people involved. Listener submissions may also be edited for length or clarity.

Consent, communication, boundaries, and respect are non-negotiable.

Think swinging means everyone is sleeping with everyone? That jealousy magically disappears? That every upside-down pineapple is a secret invitation to get naked?

Yeah… we need to talk. 😂

This week, Mr. & Mrs. B are playing Myth Busters: Swinger Edition and tackling some of the most common assumptions people make about swinging and the lifestyle.

We’re talking jealousy, relationships, sex, attraction, boundaries, parties, pineapples and all the things people think happen once you enter the lifestyle.

Some myths have a tiny bit of truth buried in them. Some are wildly inaccurate. And some made us wonder who the hell started them in the first place.

No textbook explanations. No pretending we speak for the entire lifestyle. Just our experiences, our opinions and what we’ve actually seen since becoming swingers.

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Got a question for Mr. & Mrs. B? A confession? A lifestyle dilemma? A story you need to get off your chest?

📞 Call or text: 803-566-7461

Use your real name, a nickname, or stay completely anonymous.

If you leave a voicemail, please tell us at the end whether we have permission to play your recording on the podcast or if you would prefer that we read your message instead.

🔞 DISCLAIMER

Swingers Unscripted is intended for adults 18+ only and contains explicit discussions of sex, relationships and consensual non-monogamy.

The experiences and opinions shared on this podcast are our own and are not intended to represent every person or couple in the lifestyle. Nothing discussed should be considered professional relationship, medical, legal or mental health advice.

All stories involving other individuals are shared with identifying details changed or omitted to protect their privacy.

Consent, communication, boundaries and safer-sex practices matter. What works for us may not work for you.

This is real life, real marriage and real swinging.

Unscripted.

The inbox is open again. 😏

It’s time for another round of Dear Mr. & Mrs. B, where we answer questions sent in by YOU.

This week’s questions are all over the map. Some are funny. Some are awkward. Some had us wondering how the hell we were supposed to answer them. And a few take us into much heavier territory involving boundaries, consent, relationships, and what happens when a lifestyle experience goes somewhere it never should have.

As always, we’re answering from our own experiences and perspectives. We’re not experts, therapists, or relationship counselors. We’re just Mr. & Mrs. B, talking through these situations the same way we would if you were sitting across from us with a drink in your hand.

Some questions make us laugh. Some make us think. And some deserve a much more serious conversation.

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Have a question for Mr. & Mrs. B? A lifestyle dilemma you want our take on? A confession, crazy story, awkward encounter, or something you just need to get off your chest?

Call or text the Swingers Unscripted Hotline.

You can leave your real name, give us a nickname, or stay completely anonymous.

If you leave a voicemail, please tell us at the end whether we have permission to play your actual recording on the podcast or if you’d prefer that we read your message ourselves.

Your question might make it into the next Dear Mr. & Mrs. B episode. 🍍

⚠️ DISCLAIMER

Swingers Unscripted is intended for mature audiences and contains explicit discussions of sex, relationships, non-monogamy, and other adult topics.

The opinions and experiences shared on this podcast are our own and are not intended as professional, medical, legal, or mental health advice.

Listener questions may involve sensitive or distressing subjects, including discussions of sexual boundaries, consent, coercion, relationship conflict, and other difficult experiences. Please listen with care and skip any portion that may be upsetting or triggering for you.

Any identifying details may be changed or omitted to protect the privacy of the people involved. Consent is non-negotiable, and participation in the lifestyle never removes anyone’s right to establish, enforce, or change their boundaries at any time. 18+

We’ve been to takeovers at Secrets Hideaway twice now… so it’s probably time we talked about it. 😏

This week, we’re taking you back through both of our Secrets takeover trips: what the experience was actually like, the people we met, the moments that still make us laugh, the awkward parts, the sexy parts, and everything that happened somewhere in between.

Was the second trip different from the first? Absolutely.

Did we learn anything from round one? Debatable.

Did we somehow come home with even more stories the second time? Obviously.

We’re sharing our experience from both trips, the good, the wild, the unexpected, and the moments that could only happen when you put a resort full of lifestyle people together for a weekend.

Grab a drink, turn the volume down if the kids are nearby, and come hang out with us.

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Call or text us at 803-566-7461.

You can leave your name or nickname, or stay completely anonymous.

If you leave a voicemail, please tell us at the end whether we have permission to play your recording on the podcast or if you’d prefer that we read it ourselves.

Your question or story might make it into an upcoming episode. 🍍

⚠️ DISCLAIMER

The stories and opinions shared on this podcast reflect our personal experiences and perspectives. Names and identifying details may be changed to protect the privacy of others. Any references to venues, events, businesses, or organizations are based solely on our own experiences and should not be interpreted as endorsements, official representations, or statements made on their behalf.

All experiences discussed involving sexual activity are between consenting adults.

This podcast is for entertainment purposes only.

It’s time for another midweek listener Q&A! You sent us your questions, confessions, awkward situations, and “what would you do?” scenarios, and we’re giving our completely unfiltered opinions.

From navigating the lifestyle to relationships, boundaries, and everything in between, nothing is off limits. Some questions get serious, some get chaotic… and a few leave us wondering what exactly is happening in your lives.

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Have a question, confession, funny story, or topic you want us to cover?

Call or text the Pineapple Hotline: (803) 566-7461

* Leave a voicemail, or send us a text.

* Stay completely anonymous or give yourself a fun nickname.

* If you leave a voicemail, let us know at the end of your message whether you’re okay with us playing your recording on the podcast or if you’d rather we read it ourselves.

We love hearing from you, and your stories help shape future episodes!

Disclaimer

Swingers Unscripted is intended for adults 18+ and contains explicit discussions about relationships, sexuality, and the lifestyle. Everything shared on this podcast reflects our personal experiences and opinions and should not be taken as professional, medical, legal, or relationship advice. We encourage open communication, enthusiastic consent, mutual respect, and practicing safe sex in every relationship dynamic.