Kirby's in trouble this week, because Meta Knight is out to train and/or kill him, whichever comes first. Why does Meta Knight work for Dedede? Where does Kirby come from? What did they do to Bugzzy?!

It's Mike's birthday, so we're watching a show he loved as a teenager. Is The World like QWOP? Who wrote this banger soundtrack? Why are cats illegal? Log in and accept our party invite.

It's 2001, and boy does this soundtrack know it. Lara Croft is coping with her dead father's triangle obsession, and we all have to deal with it. Was Wilson supposed to die? How loud should an intruder alarm be? Why didn't Lara simply destroy the first half of the triangle? We may never know.

We're watching Video Power again! Oh no! What race is the Prince of Bangladar? What are Mr. Big's weapons? Where is Manhole 16 in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? It's time to get pushed over the Video Power Edge.

We're back to Sonic Underground to learn how it all began. What episode number is this really? Why is Uncle Chuck here? Is everything that happened actually the Oracle's fault? We think so.

Tina wants to borrow Ike's jacket to impress the worst guy in North America, and we have to watch it. Who's the best Edison kid? What do Turner's dreams look like? Is Idella the most relatable character now?

It's 1988 and we're going to the symphony. How much realism is acceptable for a Slime? How Slimy is an Archdemon? Who's inside the Dragonlord? Let's discuss.

The Contessa has stolen a giant hole and only three children can put a stop to her plans. Which are the best prizes? Can Mel focus with all the fun happening on set? How much time is enough time for a child to run around a giant floor map placing beacons?