Clothing-optional cruise rules you never considered (clothed in the dining room, not at the poolside buffet 😳), a pro surfer literally on fire in Tahiti, and Brazil’s sand-soccer dynasty. Plus: Thomas’s first-ever pedicure turns “hoof” into human foot and Chip’s tour plugs (Pottstown ➜ Portland, ME). We’re 97 days from Thanksgiving in Paradise—book through Blue Note Hawai‘i or our site, not those wild reseller pages.

Why hit “Play”?
🚢 Clothing-Optional Cruise 101 — Bare Necessities’ 11-day charter (aka the “Big N-Boat,” Valentine’s week), Aruba/Bahamas/Jamaica; staff fully clothed; “exercise modesty” in port; yes, there are buffet rules.
🧴 Big Sunscreen Theory — When everyone’s sans swimsuit, SPF usage skyrockets (follow the money).
🧼 $19 House-Cleaning Ad Rant — The “fire your housekeeper” commercial that broke Chip’s soul.
🦶 Pedicure Redemption Arc — Thomas fixes foot pain with a first-ever pedi (sterile tools, tickle chaos, “applesauce” callus pile).
🏖️ Beach Soccer GOATs — Brazil now at 7 FIFA Beach Soccer World Cups (most ever).
🔥 Jamie O’Brien: Surfing on Fire — first to ride a wave while lit up, in Tahiti, French Polynesia (July 22, 2015).
🎟️ Real Tickets Only — Thanksgiving in Paradise Nov 26, Blue Note Waikīkī (avoid third-party markups).
🧢 Tiki Souvenir Joy — Sunken Harbor Club hat + fresh Big Fun Shirt vibes.
🎤 Tour Plugs — Soul Joel’s (Pottstown) and Empire Comedy Club (Portland, ME).
🎵 Post-Show Fun — Post Malone just turned 30 on July 4; Jimmy Buffett “facts” (the bit!) and more.

Hit play for SPF-50 laughs, island escapism, and the most wholesome clothing-optional-cruise PSA on the internet.

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Chapters
00:00 Cold Open: Welcome, topics & “Front Desk” bit returns
01:47 97-Day Countdown → Thanksgiving in Paradise + ticket PSA (buy via Blue Note Hawai‘i / our site)
03:01 Family beach day: beach-cart technique, sunscreen slather, baby belly-slaps
04:58 “Tropical” Wilkesboro shows & burnt-ones spotted in the crowd
05:59 Tour plugs: Soul Joel’s (Pottstown, Fri 22) & Portland, ME (Sun 24 @ Empire)
07:47 Stamford, CT / The Office memories, Bobby V’s & Curly’s Diner
10:08 Clothing-Optional Cruise Deep Dive — Bare Necessities’ “Big N-Boat” (Valentine’s week)
12:06 Rules: clothes in dining room, not at poolside buffet; staff stay clothed
17:05 “Exercise modesty” in port; the no-swimsuit D-Day visual
25:08 Ad rant: “$19 cleaning” and small-business rage
27:30 Would Chip play a clothing-optional cruise? (double the rate, fully clothed)
30:39 Pedicure Story — sterile tools, toe “nooks,” ticklish chaos
39:40 The “applesauce” callus reveal & pickleball comfort win
41:20 Good Book Time — Brazil’s 7 Beach Soccer World Cups (new win this year)
48:02 Jamie O’Brien — first to surf a wave on fire (Tahiti, 2015)
52:44 Sunken Harbor Club hat + new Big Fun Shirt
54:21 Buffett “facts” bit and dreamer-pilot/boat talk
57:57 Post Malone turns 30 (July 4)
59:25 Wrap-up & “Front Desk” 311 callback

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Stuffed-crust banter, custom aloha drips, and the wildest “too-dangerous-to-print” Guinness feat you’ve ever heard. Chip & Thomas split coasts (Ocean City, NJ ↔️ SoCal) and still meet in the sweet spot where tropical travel and comedy high-five.

Why hit “Play”?
🌺 Big Fun Shirts Arrival — Chip unveils Hawaiian #7 (one for every day) and we go full aloha-obsessed.
🏖️ Two-Coast Beach Report — OCNJ dawn patrol vs. baby’s first Pacific splash (plus the cursed beach cart + “reverse tank-top” sunburn).
🎟️ Giveaway Alert — Subscribe to @SunburntPod because we’re gifting a custom Big Fun shirt soon via a YouTube Shorts and you wont want to miss the opportunity.
📺 Vacation Reality Shows — Chip pitches “Temptation Island” (with Otis Williams of The Temptations), “Project Runway” (literally building a runway), and more.
🌊 Nature’s Flex — The 1958 Alaska world record tsunami: a 1,719-ft monster moving ~100 mph.
🛠️ Sideshow Legend — Harley the “professional lunatic” and the record so extreme Guinness won’t publish it: a bed of only four nails.
🦃 Island Plans — Just over-100-day countdown to “Chip Chantry's Thanksgiving in Paradise”; where to buy official tickets (skip the third-party markups).

Hit play for SPF-level escapism: sunrise boardwalk bikes, South Bay baby waves, and Guinness-book chaos you’ll be quoting at the tiki bar.

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Chapters
00:00 Cold-Open: stuffed-crust pizza & “lactose intolerance (of the heart)”
01:36 What’s inside today: new shirts, two beaches, 10-year milestone, Guinness & Buffett
02:04 Ten-Year Anniversary of working together (origin story nod)
10:03 Why we love the “good book” + Buffett bits (and why they’re growing the show)
11:07 Big Fun Shirts Arrive — Chip hits Aloha #7 (Eureka, CA shout-out)
25:33 “We were Beach Boys” — both hosts hit the sand last week
30:19 Baby’s first beach & the cursed cart (South Bay parenting on hard mode)
32:32 The “reverse tank-top” sunburn & baby-slap aftermath
35:00 Toddler ocean joy → not wanting to leave the water
37:33 Ticket PSA — buy through our site or BlueNoteHawaii (avoid pricey resellers)
38:35 Vacation Reality Pitches begin
39:18 Pitch #1: “Temptation Island” (Otis Williams goes full paradise)
40:39 Pitch #2: “Project Runway” (child-star survival = build an airport runway)
43:12 Pitch #3: “Love Is Blind Rage” (airport-meltdown speed-dating)
45:14 Transition → Open the Good Book (Guinness time)
47:16 1,719-ft Alaska mega-tsunami @ 100 mph
57:50 Bed-of-nails physics 101 (weight distribution)
59:24 The “four-nail” feat — Guinness says “too dangerous to publish”
1:02:28 Buffett Facts finale & outro vibes
1:07:58 Front-Desk Button

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Grandma brawls at a Katy Perry concert, TSA suddenly lets America keep its shoes ON, and Denmark builds a 69-foot sandcastle--crowned with a giant COVID spore. That’s just the first 55 minutes.

Chip & Thomas toast Episode 25 with SPF-50 bliss, fresh Guinness-Book rabbit holes, and a 111-day countdown to Thanksgiving in Paradise (Nov 26 · Blue Note Waikiki).

Why hit “Play”?
🤯 Grandma vs. Katy Perry Crowd – chairs might fly (00:00)
🌴 Disneyland Deep-V Tan – Chip coins the “Uncle Mike” sunburn look (01:19)
👕 Hawaiian-Shirt Nation – why Aloha prints unite Phish & Goose fans (18:24)
🛫 TSA Ends Shoe-Off Rule – PreCheck panic & new airport humility ideas (37:10)
😱 Collapsed-Lung Comedy Hustle – Chip powers through a set, lands in the ER (39:02)
🏖️ World Record: 69-Foot Danish Sandcastle – 6,000 tons of sand + a COVID crown (54:45)
🏃‍♂️ World Record: Ping-Pong & Basketball Mile Records – Spain’s Christian Rodriguez does both (57:15)
🦃 111-Day Countdown – real ticket links, reseller warnings & Waikiki plans (09:47 & 14:56)
🎬 Naked Gon Hawaiian-Shirt Screenings save the comedy box office (16:45)
🐢 Jimmy Buffett Fact – how a sea-turtle pep-talk “created” eels (1:11:35)

Hit play for SPF-soaked escapism, Guinness-grade shenanigans, and enough island energy to drop your blood pressure ten points—no footwear removal required.

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Chapters

00:00 Grandma Meltdown at Katy Perry (Cold Open)
00:51 Basement Sunscreen Ritual
01:19 Disneyland Deep-V Tan & “Uncle Mike” Vibes
04:14 Should We Cancel the Show? Nah!
04:54 Guinness Book = Another Hotel Bible
07:56 “What Is This Podcast?” Mission Recap
08:47 Front-Desk Horse Prank Call
09:47 111-Day Countdown → Thanksgiving in Paradise
11:13 Chip’s New Hour Takes Shape
14:56 Ticket-Reseller PSA (Real Links Only)
16:45 Naked Gun Hawaiian-Shirt Meetup Recap
18:24 Hawaiian-Shirt Nation: Phish, Goose & Beyond
20:34 80s Aloha Vibe & Thermostat Mindset
25:25 Winning Arguments vs Wearing Aloha
34:41 Big-Fun Custom Shirts Arrive
37:10 TSA Says Shoes Stay On (PreCheck Panic)
39:02 Collapsed-Lung Story & Road-Trip Era
42:30 Train Luggage Tetris with a Baby
46:01 Suitcase Max-Out & Vegas Carry-On Bliss
50:10 Backpack-Only Travel Flex
54:45 69-Foot Danish Sandcastle World Record
57:15 Ping-Pong & Basketball Mile World Records
1:11:35 Jimmy Buffett Fact
1:15:00 Waikiki Turkey Trot & Outro

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Ace of Base hitches a ride to Applebee’s, six imaginary water-parks go straight to OSHA-jail, and a guy literally surfs down an active volcano at 28 mph. Welcome to Episode 24—118 days from Thanksgiving in Paradise (Nov 26 • Blue Note Waikiki) and packed tighter than sunscreen in a carry-on.

Why hit “Play”?

🚗 Ace of Base “Uber” Story – strangers pile into Chip’s car and pay cash for Dollaritas.

💦 6 Worst Water Parks in America – from James Cromwell’s Crazy Crawdad Creek (zero slides, Olympic-lap only!) to Aunt Flo’s Tubes of Terror.

😬 Vacation-Guilt Stats – 88 % of U.S. workers get PTO, nearly half won’t use it. Unlimited-PTO = corporate Jedi mind-trick.

💤 Nightmares vs. Perfect-Dream Let-downs – why waking from bad dreams feels fantastic.

🎬 Save Theatrical Comedy – Hawaiian-shirt meetups for the Naked Gon reboot (Sat Aug 2) + horror two-fer Together & Weapons.

🦜 Jimmy Buffett Deep-Cuts – seaplane crash survival & Jamaican bullet-holes (Bono was on board!).

🥥 43 Coconuts Smashed with a Forehead – Pakistan’s Mohammed Rashid sets a bruising one-minute record.

🌋 Volcano Surfing at 27.96 mph – Chase Boehringer rides ash in rural Mexico, slams a rock wall, soaks in glacial water, feels great.

🦃 Join Us in Waikiki – two comedy shows, nine-day beach hack; tickets at SunburntPodcast.com.

Hit play for PTO pep-talks, SPF-50 laughs, and enough island energy to melt Buzz Bixby’s high-voltage splash-zone.

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Chapters

00:00 Ace of Base “Uber-to-Applebee’s” Cold Open
00:38 118-Day Countdown → Thanksgiving in Paradise Invite
03:37 Article: Six Best Water Parks in West Virginia
04:42 Building the 6 Worst Water Parks List
06:26 #6 James Cromwell’s Crazy Crawdad Creek
07:42 #5 Broken Waters (Pregnancy-Theme)
08:35 #4 Buzz Bixby’s All-Electric Waterworld
09:52 #3 “Please Subscribe” Water Park
10:10 #2 Saint Nick’s 28 °F Super Slide
10:57 #1 Aunt Flo’s Tubes of Terror
11:53 Vacation-Guilt & PTO Stats (Pew 2024)
18:18 The Unlimited-PTO Trap & Productive Rest
22:57 Murder-Nightmares & Waking Relief
27:10 Hawaiian-Shirt Screenings: Naked Gon
30:25 Meetup Details & Theater Hangouts
32:10 Horror Picks: Together & upcoming Weapons
34:43 Jimmy Buffett: Seaplane Crash & Jamaica Gunfire
42:06 Guinness World Records Segment Intro
42:58 43 Coconuts Head-Smashed in 1 Minute
44:55 27.96 mph Volcano-Surf Speed Record
47:28 Wrap-Up & “Stay Burnt” Front-Desk Bit

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Skittles-fuelled Joaquin Phoenix walk-out? ✅
Hawaiian-shirt red-carpet flex at the ESPYs? ✅
A Jimmy-Buffett dog-friendly cruise we desperately want to board? ✅

Chip & Thomas pack this one tighter than a Vegas pool party and keep the sun screened laughs coming while the countdown sits at 125 days to Thanksgiving in Paradise (Nov 26, Blue Note Waikiki).

Why hit “Play”?

🤯 Joaquin Phoenix & the Skittles-Scooter Incident – never mention pro-wrestling around him (00:00).

⚰️ Birthday Hawaiian Shirt vs. Surprise Funeral Plot – gifts from very different moms (01:28).

🩺 Game-Show Medical Results – how to deliver Quest Diagnostics with a drum-roll (02:04).

🎬 True-Crime Makeover – adding boinks, sound gags & Steve Harvey to Netflix docs (05:09).

🕶️ Suit + Sea-Turtles Shirt – Thomas owns the ESPYs red carpet, compliments flood in (14:08).

🎤 Chip’s First On-Stage Hawaiian – Philly crowd pops when the Aloha print hits the lights (11:27).

🎸 Backstreet Boys in the Sphere – 105 °F, 360-° visuals and Millennium-level nostalgia (20:09).

💵 The $20 Check-In Bribe – instant room upgrade; learn the “Vegas front-desk slide” (24:49).

🚢 Cruise News Double-Feature – LA tummy troubles outbreak vs Margaritaville’s dog-only sailing (30:20).

🐕 Rin-Tin-Titanic & Other Paw-puns – pitching the ultimate canine cruise movie (40:44).

🎟️ Saving Big-Screen Comedy – Hawaiian-shirt meet-ups for the new Naked Gon reboot (44:39).

📚 Guinness 2025 Arrives – 15 000-sq-ft bouncy castle & 910-balloon hour record (57:59).

🦃 Plan Your Island Thanksgiving – join the burnt-ones in Waikiki this November (1:03:40).

Hit play for SPF-soaked escapism, cult-documentary silliness and enough island energy to cool a Vegas sidewalk.

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Chapters

00:00 Joaquin Phoenix Skittles-Scooter Story
01:28 New Birthday Hawaiian & Surprise Funeral Plot
02:45 Fake Game-Show Test Results Bit
04:40 “Burnt Ones” vs Alternate Podcast Names
05:09 Fixing True-Crime Docs with Wackiness
08:23 Daily Hawaiian Tropic Ritual & Island Mindset
10:12 Thanksgiving in Paradise – 125-Day Countdown
11:27 Chip Wears First Hawaiian On Stage (Philly)
14:08 Thomas’s ESPYs Red-Carpet Hawaiian Suit
20:09 Vegas Sphere Backstreet Boys Birthday Trip
22:55 105 °F Pool Day & Short-Rib Eggs Benedict
24:49 $20 Front-Desk Bribe – Suite Upgrade Win
30:20 LA–Mexico Cruise Norovirus Outbreak
32:10 Margaritaville’s Dog-Friendly Cruise Pitch
40:44 Rin-Tin-Titanic & Other Dog-Cruise Movie Ideas
44:39 Hawaiian-Shirt Screenings to Save Theater Comedy
50:10 Horror Pick Together & Weekend Movie Plan
54:45 Jimmy Buffett Cat-Stevens Docking Fact
57:59 Giant Bouncy Castle + 910-Balloon Record
1:03:40 Join Us in Waikiki & Outro Room-Service Bit

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Million-dollar brand deals, basement floods, and a plan to crush the Guinness world record for most people in Aloha shirts—all before lunch. Chip & Thomas are back on two hours of sleep and a gallon of Hawaiian Tropic, counting 132 days to Thanksgiving in Paradise at Blue Note Waikiki.

Why hit “Play”?

💰 $2 M Anna Kendrick Ask – Thomas tries to hustle Pitch-Perfect cash out of nowhere (0:00)

🎭 Toad-the-Wet-Sprocket Hip-Hop Musical – Chip’s all-female, jukebox-free Broadway pitch (0:45)

🏚 Basement Flood Fiasco – cast-iron pipe explodes; epoxy fumes become a “mini-vacay” (17:14)

📘 2025 Guinness Book Arrives – immediate baby magnet & burnt-one inspiration (21:40)

🛹 Skateboard Across America – Chad Caruso’s 57-day Venice-to-Virginia trek (24:29)

🇮🇪 Skate-Tour of Ireland? – new Sunburnt goal (and ice-cream cows that won’t breed) (34:40)

🎆 TikTok Doom Spiral – cruise-ship expulsions, women-crying videos, and how the algorithm hijacks island zen (40:45)

👕 Hawaiian-Shirt World Record (1,254) – Orlando Solar Bears did it; the burnt-ones will beat it (50:10)

🐟 Phish vs Goose Peace Treaty – why a loud Aloha print diffuses jam-band turf wars (55:38)

🏝 The “Buffett Effect” – Jimmy’s chill allegedly cooled the planet by 1 °C (1:01:07)

✈️ Join Us in Waikiki – comedy, hikes, floating face-up in November sun—grab tickets now! (1:03:43)

Hit play for Guinness-grade shenanigans, tropical escapism, and laughs juicier than a Solvang danish.

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Chapters

00:00 Cold Open – $2 M Anna Kendrick “deal”
00:45 Actor Mix-Ups & Toad-the-Wet-Sprocket Musical Pitch
08:28 Hawaiian Tropic Slather & Official Start
09:51 132-Day Countdown → Thanksgiving in Paradise
14:08 Custom Big-Fun Hawaiian Shirt Reveal
15:07 Vintage Picnic Shirt & Wife’s “Old-Man” Crush
17:14 Basement Flood Disaster & Epoxy-Fume Vacation
21:40 The 2025 Good Book Arrives (Baby Approved)
23:44 Tropical World-Record Scouting
24:29 Skateboarding Across the USA – Chad Caruso
34:40 Ireland Skate-Tour Idea & Murphy’s “Magic” Cows
40:45 TikTok Spiral – Cruise-Ship & Crying-Video Nightmare
50:10 Hawaiian-Shirt World-Record Plot (1,254 Solar Bears)
55:38 Phish vs Goose & Aloha Concert Diplomacy
1:01:07 Jimmy Buffett “Buffett Effect” Tribute
1:03:43 Waikiki Invite, July 18 Philly Show Plugs
1:05:05 Front-Desk Wake-Up Call & Outro

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Sunscreen slathered, views past 100 K, and the sky literally exploding—Chip & Thomas celebrate Independence Day with rooftop fireworks, an ER “nub parade,” and a fresh batch of tropical-travel chaos. Then it’s on to:

Why hit “Play”?

🎇 Firework Fails IRL – Chip watches Philly’s July 4th sky and the hospital entrance below fill with finger-re-attachment hopefuls.

👕 Hand-Sewn Hawaiian Flex – Thomas debuts a custom Big Fun Shirt (perfect pocket pattern-match included).

🦃 139-Day Countdown – Thanksgiving-in-Paradise Waikiki week: surf lessons, volcano hikes, and Chip’s brand-new hour of stand-up.

🙅‍♀️ “It’s Not a Cult!” – Aunt Linda-level recruiting spills into blood-relative jokes (and a totally voluntary Tuesday-night “ceremony”).

📚 Guinness Book 2025 Surprise – 2 hardcover “Good Books” ordered at 3 a.m.—record-breaking plans incoming.

🍹 Navy Grog Crime Lore – The tiki cocktail that (allegedly) fueled Phil Spector’s infamous night.

📸 Mug-Shot Smile Policy – Official Sunburnt stance: throw a grin (and maybe a wink) if you ever get booked.

🎬 Save Big-Screen Comedy – Organizing Hawaiian-shirt meet-ups for the new comedies opening weekend.

🎤 Chip’s Philly Dates – Live-Aid 40th-anniversary host slot (July 13) + hour preview at Next-In-Line Comedy (July 18).

Grab a piña colada-scented SPF stick, smash Subscribe, and join the burnt-one brigade on the road to Waikiki.

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Chapters

00:00 Celebratory Slather & 100 K-View Milestone
01:00 Rooftop Fireworks Over Philly
03:05 “Nub Parade” at the ER Entrance
04:45 Civil-War-Ghost Theory
06:40 139-Day Countdown → Thanksgiving in Paradise
07:50 Chip’s Hawaii To-Do List (Surf, Volcanoes, Hikes)
09:20 Totally Not a Cult… Aunt Linda Says Come!
12:10 Philly Shows Plug + Live-Aid Host News
13:30 Thomas’s Custom Big Fun Shirt Reveal
16:10 3 a.m. Guinness-Book Epiphany
18:45 Amazon Red-Flag & Cult-Supply Shopping List
22:00 Navy Grog: Tiki Drink with a Body Count
25:10 Mug-Shot Smile Doctrine for Burnt Ones
28:00 Tiki-Bar Violence—Viewer Corrections
30:25 Guinness-Record Challenge Teaser
32:10 Big-Screen Comedy Meetup Plan
34:00 Chip’s Upcoming Philly Dates & Hour Preview
36:10 Outro & Front-Desk Hot-Dog-Eating-Contest Callback

Two burnt boys, 48 hours, one mission: inject full-tilt island vibes into New York City, then ride that buzz to a 4½-hour Goose blow-out at Madison Square Garden.

Why hit “Play”?

🍔 $5 Upper-West Chicken Sandwich – the tiki bar bargain that tastes like a Chick-fil-A fever dream.
🦈 Shark-Mug “Shark Snacks” Mai Tai – rum, tequila & apricot served Jaws-style at Tiki Chick.
🍹 Frozen Zombie Mystery Rim – crushed-candy? cough-drops? we still don’t know… but it’s deliciously dangerous.
🚪 Secret Door to Sunken Harbor Club – speakeasy ship’s-hull décor, ocean-window illusions & surf tunes under Manhattan.
🌋 “El Diablo!” Ritual – shout the drink’s name, lights go blood-red, entire bar cheers.
🦢 Goose Plays 4.5 Hours – longest single-artist set ever rumored at MSG; horns, Kate Bush cover, nonstop jams.
📵 Concert Etiquette 101 – why jam-band crowds crush phone use (and how to copy that zen).
🌺 146-Day Countdown – Chip Chantry’s Thanksgiving in Paradise shows at Blue Note Waikiki are selling fast—grab tickets!

Hit play for tiki tips, comedy riffs and the opposite of doom-scrolling—pure sunscreen-scented escapism.

Bars Visited:
Tiki Chick - 517 Amsterdam Ave, New York, NY 10024
Zombie Hut - 273 Smith St #4739, Brooklyn, NY 11231
Sunken Harbor Club - 372 Fulton St 2nd Floor, Brooklyn, NY 11201

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Chapters

00:00 Weekend Recap & 48-Hour Tiki Plan
01:29 Hawaiian-Shirt Energy Hits NYC Streets
02:16 Positive Park Vibes in Central Park
04:04 146-Day Countdown → Thanksgiving in Paradise
06:09 Outward-Bound Hawaii Trip (Rigid-Schedule Joke)
07:43 Lost-Hiker Excuses & Blair Witch Bit
11:06 Writers’-Room Weight Gain & Twizzler Tuesday
12:50 Heavyweights Movie Love
15:16 Tiki Chick: Shark Snacks Cocktail & $5 Sandwiches
20:24 “We Open Bars” Philosophy (Noon Starts)
22:30 Subway to Brooklyn & Zombie Hut Arrival
22:55 Frozen Zombie Taste-Test – Mystery Rim Debate
30:11 Secret Speakeasy Line for Sunken Harbor Club
34:38 Inside the Sunken Ship – Décor Tour
41:00 El Diablo Ritual: Bar Turns Red
47:00 Sunscreen Ritual & Hawaiian Tropic Scent Break
50:16 Goose at MSG – First Impressions
52:02 Jam-Band Culture & Phone-Free Crowd
55:38 Goose’s 4.5-Hour Marathon (Possible MSG Record)
59:56 Bringing Goose Energy to Hawaii Show
1:01:07 Future Tiki Tours & “Net-Vacationing”
1:03:13 Ticket Info & Farewell

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