We're in Hawaii (as this drops!) stitching every Brady Bunch-in-Honolulu riff we've done into one clean, trimmed supercut: the lost Don Ho episode, the taboo tiki, Greg's near-drowning, the tarantula (MY GOODNESS, THE TARANTULA), and Vincent Price stalking the boys into a cave. It's our nostalgia x Waikiki deep dive.

Why hit "Play"?
🌺 "The Missing Episode" — Why S4E1 isn't on streaming (Guess: Don Ho clearances?), and how we watched it anyway.
🏝️ Arrival in 1972 Waikiki — Lei greetings, face kisses, and Greg getting a little too hyped.
🗿 Taboo Tiki = The boys find the idol; the "dumb head / Diamond Head" plane joke still kills.
🌊 Greg's Surf-Cliffhanger — From cool contest to "uh oh" wipeout… then the laugh track breaks the tension.
🕷️ Tarantula-in-the-Bag + Cave Creeps — A family show gets dark fast.
🎭 Vincent Price in the Cave — Horror-icon energy, ransom vibes, even "spear" threats—on primetime!
📺 Paramount+ Spoiler Snafu — The episode splash image ruins the ending (we're still salty).
🦃 Thanksgiving in Paradise — Our Waikiki show shout (Will there be a 2026?).

Hit play for SPF-50 laughs, Waikiki nostalgia, and the definitive comedy breakdown of TV's most chaotic tropical trilogy.

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Chapters
00:00 We're in Hawaii + Why this Brady Hawaii supercut exists
02:29 "Best of Ep. 1–3" setup — clean, trimmed brisket cut of the arc
03:34 "Front Desk" bit + feedback + streaming rights rant (S4E1 missing)
06:50 Don Ho clearance theory & how we watched it anyway
10:12 Parking-lot serenade chat (the infamous Don Ho moment)
15:02 Surprise trip reveal; the "Brady bumps" excitement starts
16:15 "Diamond Head, you dumb head" + plane-arrival jokes
19:04 Old-school lei greeting & Greg's over-eager moment
25:12 Kamehameha statue, Pearl Harbor mention & tiki backstory (taboo)
29:16 Hotel "bad luck" gag (things start falling…literally)
33:00 Greg's surf-cliffhanger → into Ep. 2 chaos
35:01 Cave tension builds; creepy follower revealed as Vincent Price
41:00 Concussion + laugh-track whiplash (family show, folks)
1:10:28 "The Price is right" — realizing he's a horror icon (Thriller tie-in)
1:21:00 Paramount+ splash spoiler complaint (boo)
1:42:09 "Prequel to Pawn Stars" — the cave villain's motive riff
2:10:36 Wrap in Waikiki + mahalo & "Front Desk" tag

We did it! First-ever in-person Sunburnt episode… in Waikiki. Ocean at our backs, floaties in our arms, and Chip's Thanksgiving in Paradise comedy takeover at Blue Note Hawaii tomorrow night (6:30). Cathy Tanaka opens. Come hang!

Why hit "Play"?

🌊 Waikiki, Finally IRL — Our first on-the-same-couch episode with Diamond Head peeking over the shoulder.

🛎️ "Front Desk" Cold Open — Chip orders an ice-cream-sundae bar… for the hotel shower. Twice.

🎟️ Show Eve Hype — Blue Note Hawaii (Wed, Nov 26: 6:30), posters around town, and a famous "one-block radius."

🍼 Plane Tales & Karma — Travel with a toddler vs. the suitcase-scooter kid who face-plants after landing.

🩴 Waikiki Day-1 Playbook — ABC Store floaties, beach-bar burger + mai tai, and Honolulu Coffee's Hawaiian latte.

🦃 Thanksgiving Plans — Honolulu Turkey Trot in the morning, feast at night, then full vacation mode.

📺 TV-Nerd Joy — Don Draper's Hawaii, the Brady Bunch Waikiki trip, and spotting the Don Ho statue ("Tiny Bubbles").

🌅 Sunset Movie Shot — Sailboat silhouettes the sun at golden hour; yes, worth the extra $10.

Hit play for breezy island escapism, pre-show butterflies, and the exact Waikiki starter kit we swear by.

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Chapters

00:00 We're in Waikiki! First in-person Sunburnt episode
03:06 Cold Open: "Front Desk" ice-cream-in-the-shower bit (round 1)
03:40 Blue Note eve + ticket invite; Cathy Tanaka opens
07:59 Flying together, baby in tow, and the seat-class zoology rant
08:52 The suitcase-scooter kid & instant karma face-plant
10:14 Honolulu Turkey Trot plan (Thanksgiving morning)
12:30 Mad Men's Hawaii, Brady Bunch Waikiki, and the Don Ho statue
18:01 That sunset sailboat shot across the sun 🌅
18:41 Day-1 musts: beach-bar burger + mai tai, ABC floaties, Hawaiian latte
19:19 Outrigger wave soundtrack: "Waikiki Sound Machine" 🌊
20:19 Post-show wish list: island loop, hikes, and full decompression
21:56 "Already worth it" after 24 hours — year-long build pays off
22:14 Final ticket CTA: Thanksgiving in Paradise at Blue Note November 26 (Day Before Thanksgiving)
22:48 "Front Desk" callback (round 2) & outro

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It's the week before Thanksgiving and we're heading to Waikiki in six days! Chip's freezing in Philly, Thomas is shivering in L.A., and both are tunnel-visioned on tropical salvation. TSA line chaos, a fajita-seasoning interrogation, smart-car rentals, Waimea Valley waterfalls, Pipeline daydreams—and two jaw-drop Guinness records. Plus two new Vacation Rules you'll want for your next trip.

Why hit "Play"?

❄️ From "I'm freezing my bees off" to "See you in Waikiki" — the final pre-Hawaii countdown & show week hype.

✈️ TSA tales: Indianapolis line etiquette, the Galápagos kid, and the great fajita-seasoning bag search.

🌺 O'ahu game plan: Waimea Botanical Garden (peacocks, geckos, swim-ok waterfall), Foodland poke, and scoping Pipeline.

🏅 Guinness Records: Oldest Female Ironman World Championship competitor; and the longest nonstop Pacific migration.

📵 Vacation Rules: #37 "Turn off social for the week" (with promo caveat) and #161 "Earn your vacations."

🛎️ 487 bottles of spicy mustard in a hotel tub.

🎟️ Ticket PSA: Thanksgiving in Paradise at Blue Note Waikiki—come hang all week.

Hit play for island escapism, travel-nerd joy, and crowd-work-level laughs to ride you straight into Waikiki.

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Chapters
00:00 CD nostalgia, 90s Zoom backdrop & sad alarm-clock bangers
03:56 "I'm freezing" → Week-before-Thanksgiving & 6-day countdown to Hawai'i
05:08 Front Desk cold-open: the mustard math (487!)
06:02 Travel week logistics: LAX meet-up, flight to HNL, restrictions lifted
07:09 TSA jokes, TNA bit & security vibes
08:31 Indy line story, Galápagos mission kid & personal-space talk
12:04 The fajita-seasoning bag search saga (carry-on chaos)
14:54 LA winds, valley bus days & a real-life tumbleweed sighting
27:29 Waimea Botanical Garden plan (peacock, mongoose, waterfall; swim logistics)
31:14 North Shore: Foodland poke & Pipeline swell preview
33:18 Reef-safe sunscreen & set-the-tone beach days in Waikīkī
33:23 Crack open the Good Book (Guinness) segment
34:10 Oldest female Ironman (Kona): 80y + 69d — Natalie Scarbrough
38:17 Bar-tailed godwit flies 8,435 miles nonstop to Tasmania (11 days)
46:31 Sliding into Vacation Rules
52:01 Rule #37: Turn off social for the week (with promo caveat)
54:01 Diamond Head reservations PSA (book a time slot)
55:43 Rule #161: Earn your vacations (work hard → savor harder)
57:00 Buffett "facts" + selfie-sharks & parody lawsuits bit
59:24 Final ticket links + "see you in Waikīkī" sign-off
1:00:27 Front Desk tag: mustard callback

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Flights throttled by the shutdown and 10% of departures getting axed? We built the ultimate (and ridiculous) backup plan to still make Thanksgiving in Paradise—plus a Guinness-level pickleball saga, Amelia Earhart awe, and two clutch VACATION RULES.

Why hit "Play"?
✈️ Your No-Plane Hawaii Menu — From Private jets, to Public Boats and even a Blimp. We price out the madness so you don't have to.
🎾 Longest Pickleball Rally Ever — Twin brothers go for over 6 Hours. Unreal focus.
🛩️ The First Big Jump — The world's first solo flight from Hawaii to the mainland (Jan 11, 1935): Wheeler Field → Oakland in a plan named "Old Bessie the Fire Horse".
🏃 Vacation Rule #53 — Pack running gear.
🕙 Vacation Rule #134 — Conquer jet lag.
🦃 Countdown: 13 days to "Chantry's Thanksgiving in Paradise" (Nov 26, Blue Note Waikiki). We're fired up.

Hit play for tropical escapism, big-swing travel hacks (some real, some hilariously not), and SPF-level laughs on the road to Waikiki.

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Chapters
00:00 Cold open: Frozen horse meat, "spotted dick," King Ralph 2?!
06:24 "Front Desk" sketch (balcony + ironing board bit)
06:45 Ep. 39 + "3-9!" chant
07:01 13-day countdown to Blue Note Waikiki (Nov 26)
10:39 Trip hype: one more episode before wheels-up
20:42 Flight cancellations + shutdown ripple effects (context)
22:21 No-plane routes begin (private jet to PJ math)
26:18 Luxury motor yacht option ($100k–$500k)
27:02 Private sailing yacht ($2k–$20k; 10–21 days)
27:59 Cargo-ship passenger (~$7k)
32:59 Private submarine ($500k–$1M)
35:03 Suborbital space hop ($500k–$5M; under an hour)
37:20 Amphibious seaplane ($200k–$500k)
38:05 Blimp/Zeppelin crossing ($1M–$5M)
39:45 DIY extras: stowaway, soundstage Hawaii, "Up" Blu-ray raft
43:35 Crack open the Good Book (Guinness time)
45:17 Pickleball rally record
49:04 First Flight From Hawaii record
52:43 "Old Bessie the Fire Horse" + prize context
57:37 Vacation Rule #53: Run the city at dawn/sunset
1:01:56 Vacation Rule #134: First-night bedtime (local)
1:04:01 Jimmy Buffett mini-bit + wrap to Waikiki
1:06:22 Outro + "Front Desk" tag

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We peek into the future of vacations (weightless flights, orbital sky cruises), crack open the Good Book for mind-melting records, lay down fresh Vacation Rules, and end with buffet "facts" hotter than Waikiki asphalt.

Why hit "Play"?
🚀 Orbital Sky Cruises?! — Space-tourism riff: 72-hour flight, weightless seats, "Sedona = Mars of the Southwest."
🌺 20-Day Countdown — Thanksgiving in Paradise is almost here: two shows Nov 26 at Blue Note Hawaiʻi; real-ticket PSA + Cathy Tanaka opening.
🌊 Longest Time Surfing a Wave — Austria's river-wave phenom rides 8h 05m 44s (pizza bites, soup sips, electronic massage mid-ride).
🧩 420 Cubes During a Marathon — A guy in Chiba solves one every 100m; 4:34:23 finish time (previous record smashed by 166).
📕 Vacation Rule #217 — "Not sure where to spend Thanksgiving? Go to Hawaiʻi." (Yes, to see the show.)
🎶 Buffet "Facts" Closer — Trop-rock vs yacht-rock, and "It's Black Friday somewhere" (bit).

Hit play for island escapism, crowd-work laughs, and vacation ideas you'll actually try on your next beach week.

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Chapters
00:00 Cold open: intros & "future of vacations" setup
01:34 "Front Desk" bit returns (room-key chaos)
02:05 We're 20 days from Thanksgiving in Paradise
05:03 Real tickets, Blue Note Hawaiʻi + Cathy Tanaka announced
07:12 Last-minute trip talk: "just go in three weeks"
40:52 Moon vs Mars vs… Sedona (space-travel riff)
41:31 Orbital sky-cruise idea (72-hour "flight")
42:27 "Would you enjoy the Hawaiʻi flight more if weightless?"
49:34 Open the Good Book (world-record segment)
50:22 Longest time surfing a wave — setup
51:43 Duration reveal: 8:05:44 on a man-made river wave (Austria)
52:29 Pizza, soup, and electronic massage mid-surf details
53:22 Smashed the old record (3:55:00)
55:32 Record #2 setup — marathon + puzzle cubes
56:30 Who/where/when + "one per 100m" math
57:38 Total solved: 420
57:54 Marathon time: 4:34:23
58:32 Trained a decade for the combo
1:01:41 Vacation Rule #217 (go to Hawaiʻi)
1:02:01 Buffet "facts" + Black Friday bit
1:03:06 Pack the bags — see you in Honolulu

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Happy Halloween, Burnt Ones! Today we plan your haunted vacation: renting the Poltergeist house (Simi Valley), sleeping near 150 ghosts on the Queen Mary (Long Beach), grabbing BBQ at the Texas Chainsaw Massacre gas station (Bastrop), and even staying at Buffalo Bill's House from Silence of the Lambs. Plus: the highest-grossing horror movie world record (It beat out The Exorcist), the first horror film ever world record, and Vacation Rule #105 you'll want to steal before your next trip.

🎟️ Thanksgiving in Paradise: We're 27 days out from Wed, Nov 26, 2025—two Chip Chantry shows at Blue Note Hawaii (Waikiki). Get face-value tickets via Blue Note Hawaii or SunburntPodcast dot com (avoid reseller markups).

Why hit play?

🧳 Haunted travel you can actually book: Simi Valley's Poltergeist house, Bastrop's Chainsaw gas-station cabins, Long Beach's Queen Mary lore, and more.

🎥 Records & film nerd candy: IT (2017) box-office crown, The Exorcist's long reign, and Méliès's 1896 Le Manoir du Diable.

🍫 Seasonal vibes: Reese's supremacy, Salt & Straw's Great Candy Copia, and Halloween in Hawaiʻi memories.

📜 Vacation Rule #105: "Eat on your grandpop schedule" for a vacation win.

New episodes weekly. Subscribe, leave a spooky comment with your favorite haunted spot, and we might feature it next time. 🌴👻

Chapters

00:00 Cold open: Halloween, haunted apartments & "ghost loans"
03:26 AI-slop & K-Pop "Demon Hunter" + Saja Boys bit
06:49 Costumes reveal: "lumberjacks on vacation"
08:24 Front-desk pool sketch
09:59 Ep. 37 + 27-day Waikiki countdown; ticket PSA
11:32 Hawaii trip getting real (+ Halloween/Hawaii tie-in)
13:30 Bret "Hitman" Hart costume → first Hawaii trip story
21:02 Candy talk: Kit-Kat/Twizzlers; Reese's reigns
22:08 Salt & Straw's Great Candy Copia obsession
27:01 Today's rundown: haunted stays + records + rules
28:42 Salem, MA love letter (Hail Hubie Halloween)
30:29 Savannah, GA honeymoon & Spooky Steve hearse tour
32:14 Buffalo Bill's House (Silence of the Lambs) rental
36:21 Texas Chainsaw gas station (Bastrop): BBQ + cabins
39:28 Poltergeist house (Simi Valley) ~$600/night (group it!)
43:36 Queen Mary ghosts (Long Beach): pool footprints, lore
47:51 Cooperstown haunted-hotel wedding story
49:39 Chip's "haunted film locations" (Olsen Twinning)
56:09 The Good Book: Guinness segment kicks off
56:28 Highest-grossing horror movie world record
01:01:36 Thomas's childhood "It" horror story
01:05:40 First horror film ever World Record
01:12:39 Vacation Rule #105 — Eat on your grandpop schedule
01:14:06 Outro setup

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Pyramid schemes (…from 5th-grade "success" booklets to laundry balls), airport "divorces" that save your vacation... and marriage, the OG bungee jump and Vanuatu land-diving, plus a 34-day sprint to Thanksgiving in Paradise (two shows, Blue Note Waikiki).

Sunscreen ritual? Always. Drawer-packing? Required. Fiber? Don't ask—just do it.

Why hit "Play"?
🚗 Celebrity Road-Trip: Meet the Lake George superfan with a fleet of three "Family Truckster" wagons—vanity plates and Aunt Edna roof-prop included.
🛫 "Airport Divorces" Explained: The trend where couples split up inside the airport to cut stress, then reunite at the gate—plus Chip's anti-airport-coffee rant and Britt Daniel (Spoon) at LAX.
📘 The Good Book (Guinness):
• Longest inverted flight—Joann Osterud, 4h 38m (1991, Canada).
• First modern bungee jump—David "Kirk(e)," 1979 UK—then back to the ancient Vanuatu vine-jump ritual (and the wild origin tale).
🧳 Vacation Rules That Actually Help:
#82 Unpack the suitcase (and use the "dirty drawer").
#222 Fiber is your friend—start before you fly.
🎟️ 34-Day Countdown → Thanksgiving in Paradise: Two Chip Chantry shows, Blue Note Hawaii (Waikiki). Tickets via Blue Note Hawaii or our site's Tickets tab; we've also linked a local Turkey Trot 5K and Thanksgiving dining options for the week.

Hit play for SPF-soaked escapism, practical travel rules, and a tropical-comedy vibe that'll make you forget sweater weather.

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Chapters
00:00 Cold open + "Sha Na Na" pyramid bit & side-hustle jokes
02:00 Pyramid-scheme lunches → napkin triangles; 5th-grade "success" booklets
08:16 Laundry ball & "solar-powered clothes dryer" (rope) scams
11:33 Today's roadmap: road-trip celebrity, airport divorces, Guinness, Buffett, rules
14:05 "Front Desk" hotel sketch (first tag)
14:24 Ep. 36 + 34-day Waikīkī countdown (Blue Note Hawaiʻi)
15:20 Beach hangs invite; Waikīkī family vibes
16:38 Ticket links: Blue Note Hawaiʻi + site (SunburntPodcast.com)
17:07 Warm-water chat; Chip's first Hawaiʻi trip
18:03 Sunscreen slather ritual + Turkey Trot sign-up plan
18:42 Thanksgiving dining page on site; "one-stop shop" gag
19:51 Bit: re-publishing Thomas's childhood "success" books
21:03 "Wallet full of wonder" riff
21:35 Weekend shows: Don't Tell; Yakov Smirnoff in the suburbs
24:00 Flu-shot line story & the "jazzy" pharmacy guy
25:40 Vincent Price intrusive crowd-work idea; SNL/Hader aside
29:39 Road-trip with the Family Truckster (Lake George, NY) → fleet of three
37:17 Chevy Chase impersonator vs. Truckster—who ya road-trip with?
41:01 Planes/Trains segue; airport coffee rant
48:11 "Airport divorces" trend; 54% say they behave differently in airports
50:07 Travel styles; same LAX→HNL flight; wives meet; family on board
53:53 Crack open "The Good Book" (Guinness)
54:20 Longest inverted flight—Osterud's 4h 38m upside-down record (1991)
59:10 First bungee jump (1979) → Vanuatu land-diving & yam-harvest origin tale
1:07:01 Would you bungee? (Hard pass.)
1:07:24 Vacation Rule #82 — unpack & use the dirty-drawer system
1:10:27 Vacation Rule #222 — fiber is your friend (start pre-trip)
1:12:22 Take more photos—and be in them
1:12:33 Jimmy Buffett "facts": escape room → Aruba; star navigation bit
1:14:25 Outro + "Front Desk" button

Rain in Philly, drizzle in L.A., and 41 days until we trade jeans for boardshorts in Waikiki. In this one, we map your perfect Thanksgiving week on O'ahu (step-by-step), survive a Jon Mulaney show seating disaster, get interrogated after a bizarre elevator ride, and crack open two delightfully Guinness records—plus our weekly "Vacation Rules" and a Jimmy Buffett Facts.

Why hit "Play"?
🌺 Waikiki Thanksgiving Playbook — Day-1 to Day-3 guide: HNL → taxi vs rideshare, beach-bar first stop (Duke's / Hula Grill / Moana Surfrider / Royal Hawaiian), ABC Stores floaties, reef-safe sunscreen, sunset catamaran, Diamond Head reservations, and the Turkey Trot plan. Real ticket PSA for Nov 26 @ Blue Note Waikiki (buy direct).
🎭 Crowd-Work in the Wild — Chip's favorite "audience member" sleeps through his whole theater set—after demanding the show not be filthy.
📵 Mulaney Night Mayhem — Voice-memos at full blast, a spilled wine "wet-leg" incident, and the wildest row exit in San Diego history.
🔐 Elevator Interrogation — We step out of a hotel lift…and straight into questions from heavily armed security. What was going on on 31?
📚 Record Fan Delight — Martin Tovey's 816 unique editions of the Guinness World Records (plus the largest GWR memorabilia stash).
🌎 The Big One — 1960 Valdivia quake (M9.5): 10 minutes of shaking, tsunamis across the Pacific, and even Earth's rotation nudged.
🧭 Vacation Rules — #153: Talk to strangers (safely). #71: Appoint a "Trip Mom."
🎵 Buffett Facts — Our totally real weekly Jimmy Buffett facts.

Hit play for tropical-comedy escapism, practical Waikiki moves, and enough SPF-powered jokes to carry you to Thanksgiving in Paradise.

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Chapters
00:00 Cold Open + "Front Desk" bit returns
00:02:10 Ep. 35 kick-off + 41-Day Countdown to Thanksgiving in Paradise
00:06:07 Cloudy-day sunscreen and "slather" talk
00:06:41 Chip's theater show: the anti-filth crusader who…falls asleep front-row
00:11:43 Mulaney in San Diego: anniversary date, "wet-leg" wine spill, phone chaos
00:18:29 The Hyatt elevator ride → lobby security grilling (what happened on 31?)
00:26:00 UCB/Comedy Deathray memories + Jeff Garlin stories
00:30:21 Waikiki 2025: why we anchor the trip with shows at Blue Note
00:33:04 Ticket PSA: buy direct (avoid reseller markups)
00:34:48 HNL → Waikiki: taxi vs rideshare, luggage, early beach check-in mindset
00:37:58 First stop beach bars (Duke's / Hula Grill / Moana Surfrider / Royal Hawaiian)
00:41:22 ABC Stores floaties (already inflated) + ocean temps in November
00:43:25 Reef-safe sunscreen (don't get burned on Day 1)
00:45:19 Sunset catamaran sail (open-bar options) + nightly sunset walk strategy
00:48:35 Diamond Head reservations, hike details (closed on Thanksgiving)
00:50:26 Thanksgiving morning Turkey Trot plan
00:51:26 Thanksgiving dinner options + why we book early (water-view picks)
00:53:01 Sunset + live music (Royal Hawaiian / Moana Surfrider) nightcap
00:57:17 "Good Book" segment intro — Guinness time
00:58:27 Martin Tovey's 816-edition Guinness collection (& memorabilia record)
01:02:20 1960 Valdivia M9.5 earthquake: energy, tsunamis, Earth's rotation
01:07:31 Vacation Rules: #153 Talk to strangers; #71 Appoint a Trip Mom
01:11:24 Buffett Facts (completely official, don't look them up)
01:14:41 Outro + "Front Desk" tag