Clothing-optional cruise rules you never considered (clothed in the dining room, not at the poolside buffet 😳), a pro surfer literally on fire in Tahiti, and Brazil’s sand-soccer dynasty. Plus: Thomas’s first-ever pedicure turns “hoof” into human foot and Chip’s tour plugs (Pottstown ➜ Portland, ME). We’re 97 days from Thanksgiving in Paradise—book through Blue Note Hawai‘i or our site, not those wild reseller pages.

Why hit “Play”?
🚢 Clothing-Optional Cruise 101 — Bare Necessities’ 11-day charter (aka the “Big N-Boat,” Valentine’s week), Aruba/Bahamas/Jamaica; staff fully clothed; “exercise modesty” in port; yes, there are buffet rules.
🧴 Big Sunscreen Theory — When everyone’s sans swimsuit, SPF usage skyrockets (follow the money).
🧼 $19 House-Cleaning Ad Rant — The “fire your housekeeper” commercial that broke Chip’s soul.
🦶 Pedicure Redemption Arc — Thomas fixes foot pain with a first-ever pedi (sterile tools, tickle chaos, “applesauce” callus pile).
🏖️ Beach Soccer GOATs — Brazil now at 7 FIFA Beach Soccer World Cups (most ever).
🔥 Jamie O’Brien: Surfing on Fire — first to ride a wave while lit up, in Tahiti, French Polynesia (July 22, 2015).
🎟️ Real Tickets Only — Thanksgiving in Paradise Nov 26, Blue Note Waikīkī (avoid third-party markups).
🧢 Tiki Souvenir Joy — Sunken Harbor Club hat + fresh Big Fun Shirt vibes.
🎤 Tour Plugs — Soul Joel’s (Pottstown) and Empire Comedy Club (Portland, ME).
🎵 Post-Show Fun — Post Malone just turned 30 on July 4; Jimmy Buffett “facts” (the bit!) and more.

Hit play for SPF-50 laughs, island escapism, and the most wholesome clothing-optional-cruise PSA on the internet.

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Chapters
00:00 Cold Open: Welcome, topics & “Front Desk” bit returns
01:47 97-Day Countdown → Thanksgiving in Paradise + ticket PSA (buy via Blue Note Hawai‘i / our site)
03:01 Family beach day: beach-cart technique, sunscreen slather, baby belly-slaps
04:58 “Tropical” Wilkesboro shows & burnt-ones spotted in the crowd
05:59 Tour plugs: Soul Joel’s (Pottstown, Fri 22) & Portland, ME (Sun 24 @ Empire)
07:47 Stamford, CT / The Office memories, Bobby V’s & Curly’s Diner
10:08 Clothing-Optional Cruise Deep Dive — Bare Necessities’ “Big N-Boat” (Valentine’s week)
12:06 Rules: clothes in dining room, not at poolside buffet; staff stay clothed
17:05 “Exercise modesty” in port; the no-swimsuit D-Day visual
25:08 Ad rant: “$19 cleaning” and small-business rage
27:30 Would Chip play a clothing-optional cruise? (double the rate, fully clothed)
30:39 Pedicure Story — sterile tools, toe “nooks,” ticklish chaos
39:40 The “applesauce” callus reveal & pickleball comfort win
41:20 Good Book Time — Brazil’s 7 Beach Soccer World Cups (new win this year)
48:02 Jamie O’Brien — first to surf a wave on fire (Tahiti, 2015)
52:44 Sunken Harbor Club hat + new Big Fun Shirt
54:21 Buffett “facts” bit and dreamer-pilot/boat talk
57:57 Post Malone turns 30 (July 4)
59:25 Wrap-up & “Front Desk” 311 callback

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Stuffed-crust banter, custom aloha drips, and the wildest “too-dangerous-to-print” Guinness feat you’ve ever heard. Chip & Thomas split coasts (Ocean City, NJ ↔️ SoCal) and still meet in the sweet spot where tropical travel and comedy high-five.

Why hit “Play”?
🌺 Big Fun Shirts Arrival — Chip unveils Hawaiian #7 (one for every day) and we go full aloha-obsessed.
🏖️ Two-Coast Beach Report — OCNJ dawn patrol vs. baby’s first Pacific splash (plus the cursed beach cart + “reverse tank-top” sunburn).
🎟️ Giveaway Alert — Subscribe to @SunburntPod because we’re gifting a custom Big Fun shirt soon via a YouTube Shorts and you wont want to miss the opportunity.
📺 Vacation Reality Shows — Chip pitches “Temptation Island” (with Otis Williams of The Temptations), “Project Runway” (literally building a runway), and more.
🌊 Nature’s Flex — The 1958 Alaska world record tsunami: a 1,719-ft monster moving ~100 mph.
🛠️ Sideshow Legend — Harley the “professional lunatic” and the record so extreme Guinness won’t publish it: a bed of only four nails.
🦃 Island Plans — Just over-100-day countdown to “Chip Chantry's Thanksgiving in Paradise”; where to buy official tickets (skip the third-party markups).

Hit play for SPF-level escapism: sunrise boardwalk bikes, South Bay baby waves, and Guinness-book chaos you’ll be quoting at the tiki bar.

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Chapters
00:00 Cold-Open: stuffed-crust pizza & “lactose intolerance (of the heart)”
01:36 What’s inside today: new shirts, two beaches, 10-year milestone, Guinness & Buffett
02:04 Ten-Year Anniversary of working together (origin story nod)
10:03 Why we love the “good book” + Buffett bits (and why they’re growing the show)
11:07 Big Fun Shirts Arrive — Chip hits Aloha #7 (Eureka, CA shout-out)
25:33 “We were Beach Boys” — both hosts hit the sand last week
30:19 Baby’s first beach & the cursed cart (South Bay parenting on hard mode)
32:32 The “reverse tank-top” sunburn & baby-slap aftermath
35:00 Toddler ocean joy → not wanting to leave the water
37:33 Ticket PSA — buy through our site or BlueNoteHawaii (avoid pricey resellers)
38:35 Vacation Reality Pitches begin
39:18 Pitch #1: “Temptation Island” (Otis Williams goes full paradise)
40:39 Pitch #2: “Project Runway” (child-star survival = build an airport runway)
43:12 Pitch #3: “Love Is Blind Rage” (airport-meltdown speed-dating)
45:14 Transition → Open the Good Book (Guinness time)
47:16 1,719-ft Alaska mega-tsunami @ 100 mph
57:50 Bed-of-nails physics 101 (weight distribution)
59:24 The “four-nail” feat — Guinness says “too dangerous to publish”
1:02:28 Buffett Facts finale & outro vibes
1:07:58 Front-Desk Button

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Grandma brawls at a Katy Perry concert, TSA suddenly lets America keep its shoes ON, and Denmark builds a 69-foot sandcastle--crowned with a giant COVID spore. That’s just the first 55 minutes.

Chip & Thomas toast Episode 25 with SPF-50 bliss, fresh Guinness-Book rabbit holes, and a 111-day countdown to Thanksgiving in Paradise (Nov 26 · Blue Note Waikiki).

Why hit “Play”?
🤯 Grandma vs. Katy Perry Crowd – chairs might fly (00:00)
🌴 Disneyland Deep-V Tan – Chip coins the “Uncle Mike” sunburn look (01:19)
👕 Hawaiian-Shirt Nation – why Aloha prints unite Phish & Goose fans (18:24)
🛫 TSA Ends Shoe-Off Rule – PreCheck panic & new airport humility ideas (37:10)
😱 Collapsed-Lung Comedy Hustle – Chip powers through a set, lands in the ER (39:02)
🏖️ World Record: 69-Foot Danish Sandcastle – 6,000 tons of sand + a COVID crown (54:45)
🏃‍♂️ World Record: Ping-Pong & Basketball Mile Records – Spain’s Christian Rodriguez does both (57:15)
🦃 111-Day Countdown – real ticket links, reseller warnings & Waikiki plans (09:47 & 14:56)
🎬 Naked Gon Hawaiian-Shirt Screenings save the comedy box office (16:45)
🐢 Jimmy Buffett Fact – how a sea-turtle pep-talk “created” eels (1:11:35)

Hit play for SPF-soaked escapism, Guinness-grade shenanigans, and enough island energy to drop your blood pressure ten points—no footwear removal required.

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Chapters

00:00 Grandma Meltdown at Katy Perry (Cold Open)
00:51 Basement Sunscreen Ritual
01:19 Disneyland Deep-V Tan & “Uncle Mike” Vibes
04:14 Should We Cancel the Show? Nah!
04:54 Guinness Book = Another Hotel Bible
07:56 “What Is This Podcast?” Mission Recap
08:47 Front-Desk Horse Prank Call
09:47 111-Day Countdown → Thanksgiving in Paradise
11:13 Chip’s New Hour Takes Shape
14:56 Ticket-Reseller PSA (Real Links Only)
16:45 Naked Gun Hawaiian-Shirt Meetup Recap
18:24 Hawaiian-Shirt Nation: Phish, Goose & Beyond
20:34 80s Aloha Vibe & Thermostat Mindset
25:25 Winning Arguments vs Wearing Aloha
34:41 Big-Fun Custom Shirts Arrive
37:10 TSA Says Shoes Stay On (PreCheck Panic)
39:02 Collapsed-Lung Story & Road-Trip Era
42:30 Train Luggage Tetris with a Baby
46:01 Suitcase Max-Out & Vegas Carry-On Bliss
50:10 Backpack-Only Travel Flex
54:45 69-Foot Danish Sandcastle World Record
57:15 Ping-Pong & Basketball Mile World Records
1:11:35 Jimmy Buffett Fact
1:15:00 Waikiki Turkey Trot & Outro

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