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The boys spiral from suburban warfare over dog poop in a trash can into a full-blown midlife crisis fantasy involving green Lambos and unhinged license plates like “ID8 MOMS.” Along the way they debate spandex bike culture, Netflix turning vertical, cruise ship disappearances, and why LA ice cream flavors need to calm down. It all ends in with restaurant birthday rants, Sock Talk conspiracies, and one very committed stance on eating around the nuts.

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01:36 – Plane story officially begins
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40:27 – Robot delivery + tipping
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The guys spiral from a story about an 88-year-old man showing up to a hospital with a World War I bomb shell lodged in his rectum into debates about youth basketball prodigies, getting dunked on by Carmelo, and whether Punxsutawney Phil is a government plant. Then they dive into AI renting humans to run errands, voice-cloning kidnapping scams and anti j.o. propaganda videos

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02:34 – “2016 sucked”
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17:48 – First open mics & bad outfits
22:58 – First apartment stories
33:54 – Internet heartthrobs & viral mugshots
50:00 - Choppelgangers
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55:00 – Sock Talk
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3:07 – “Nobody will remember us in 200 years” existential spiral
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