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The boys spiral from New York getting a new World Trade Center 2 into decoy cities, Flubber buildings, Canada being too Canadian, therapy language, Michael’s missing Knicks hat meltdown, and whether ChatGPT can replace a therapist. They also get into Meta using Instagram photos for AI, the World Cup coming to America, Tesla Ubers, DoorDash vs Uber vs Airbnb, and a Secret Sock about someone finding underwear, a cucumber, and a condom inside a driverless Waymo.

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The boys spiral from the Taco Bell lettuce diarrhea outbreak into Big Milk, courtroom logic, OJ, AI evidence, gambling ads, Swiss Army knives, Mexico horses, Olive Garden, Red Lobster, Super Size Me, Twix, ice cream trucks, and the search for the next viral candy. They also read Amazon reviews for She Comes First, debate whether they’ve had more beers or jerks, break down the 6/12/18/24 challenge, answer a hilarious orangutan hypothetical

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Michael starts the episode solo and spirals through being a protective dad, not being scared of jail, old phrases, fruit bats, animal mating facts, no-sleep meltdowns, doctors under pressure, and why Spider-Man movies feel endless. Trevor checks in for the second half to talk Chicago, Europe tour dates, German crowds, American freedom, Tony Romo’s DWI timeout, Naperville fans, morning movies, red things, and a Sock Talk ranking red things.

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The boys accidentally learn about the luteal phase and the WOmenstrual Cycle, then spiral into ice bath shrinkage, morning wood science, and why the Stiff Socks name will never change. They also debate Tesla self-driving, Waymo, Airbnb scams, cat pee, the stork myth, and Dustin Poirier allegedly trying to fight an airport cop.

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The boys recap Trevor’s vacation disaster, World Cup fans discovering American chaos, BuzzBalls, bottomless salsa, and why free refills might be America’s greatest invention. They also spiral into Love Island being a human experiment, Michael’s crowd work getting too physical, Spider-Man’s weird popcorn bucket, a gross Secret Sock, and the moon being suspicious.

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Michael starts the episode solo and immediately goes off the leash, spiraling through electric chairs, jury duty, weird death choices, ChatGPT corruption, conspiracy theories, Starbucks misspelling names, soft rocks, and time-travel lottery winners. Trevor is filming a movie in Vancouver, then Zooms in halfway through to catch up on Michael’s topics and add in movie-set life, Canada being Canadian, and the boyfriend who sneezes corporate slogans.

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Brad Williams joins the boys to talk getting mugged in Brazil, dwarf dating conventions, wrestling Hornswoggle at sea, bull riding, magic tricks, and the weirdest live events worth fully buying into. They also get into dwarf representation, Brad’s daughter wanting to perform, what would get each guy arrested, and Tom Brady’s insane coconut water called Good Nut.

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