I was just on this campus. I can't believe this happened. My daughter said she wants to go here because it's close to home. I think I want her to go to that school in Southern California now.

I was really excited when my daughter told me she wanted to go to STI until I found out they'd be using our new X-100 to trick students into donating kidneys to help pay for tuition. I hope she decides to go to that school in Southern California she was talking about.

This is the day that changed the rest of my life.

I'm riding in an autocab on the way to The Red Door Tavern when I have this piece of scrap metal asking me if I want a conversation. I think we took this technology shit way too far.

I just seen this commercial and I thought it was spot on showing life in 2048 Chicago.

The only thing that gets me through the day is having a pack of Big Cigs in my van. Maybe I should limit my habits to caffeine and alcohol.

I just wanted to go to Matooshe's for my breakfast burrito and this rude little shit wanted to snuff me out. Oh well, that's 2048 in America.

It's the day after Thanksgiving, and I'm a bit hungover when my daughter Pepper calls. She always makes me feel better. Our conversation is going great until the phone provider tells us our call is being monitored for quality assurance. Now we have to be careful, because the government is listening. Pepper, please save your honesty for another time.