I'm not feeling motivated to be valuable to anyone but myself.

1292.4 (2324)

• Welcome to Romulans Bearing Gifts Eight Six featuring Carl, Sean, Isaac and Eric. Join us as we begin our look at the Star Trek films, beginning with Section 31! Because why start with a good movie?! Let the Banter Begin!
• In canonical Saucer Section episodes of this show, the original 3 hosts take turns choosing random Star Trek episodes from any era/show for the hosts to digest and discuss.
• This is a canonical Refit Era RBG.

WARNING:

• This discussion contains miscellaneous The Original Series, The Animated Series, The Next Generation, Deep Space Nine, Voyager, Enterprise, and/or classic SPOILERS pertaining to Star Trek. If you are 100% spoilerphobic to new & classic episodes not yet seen, do NOT complain to us. This episode is mostly canonical & contains EXPLICIT ideas, and as always expect strokes of innuendo throughout.

DISCLAIMER:

• This episode was originally recorded on Apr 21st, 2025.
• Back us off, Ensign. Nice and slow.

Host/Producer: Eric @BullittWHO Podcast: guidetothewhoverse.libsyn.com

Co-Host: Cat @fancyfembot Podcast: scifipartyline.com

Co-Host: Carl @robominister

Co-Host/Producer: Caleb @CalebAlexader Podcast: https://thenoviceelitists.podbean.com/ Podcast: https://tnebendingtheelements.podbean.com/

RBG Theme created by E.A. Escamilla

I thought Starfleet training was tough

19 June 2151

• Welcome to Romulans Bearing Gifts Eight Five featuring Isaac and Eric. Join us as we return to Star Trek: Enterprise, this time looking at Season 1, Episode 7, The Andorian Incident. Let the Banter Begin!
• In canonical Saucer Section episodes of this show, the original 3 hosts take turns choosing random Star Trek episodes from any era/show for the hosts to digest and discuss.
• This is a canonical Refit Era RBG.

WARNING:

• This discussion contains miscellaneous The Original Series, The Animated Series, The Next Generation, Deep Space Nine, Voyager, Enterprise, and/or classic SPOILERS pertaining to Star Trek. If you are 100% spoilerphobic to new & classic episodes not yet seen, do NOT complain to us. This episode is mostly canonical & contains EXPLICIT ideas, and as always expect strokes of innuendo throughout.

DISCLAIMER:

• This episode was originally recorded on Apr 4th, 2025.
• Back us off, Ensign. Nice and slow.

Host/Producer: Eric @BullittWHO Podcast: guidetothewhoverse.libsyn.com

Co-Host: Cat @fancyfembot Podcast: scifipartyline.com

Co-Host: Carl @robominister

Co-Host/Producer: Caleb @CalebAlexader Podcast: https://thenoviceelitists.podbean.com/ Podcast: https://tnebendingtheelements.podbean.com/

RBG Theme created by E.A. Escamilla

It's not the exams I'm worried about. It's Captain Picard.

42779.1-42779.5 (2365)

• Welcome to Romulans Bearing Gifts Eight Four featuring Isaac and Eric. Join us as we return to Star Trek: The Next Generation, this time looking at Season 2, Episode 2, The Samaritan Snare. Let the Banter Begin!
• In canonical Saucer Section episodes of this show, the original 3 hosts take turns choosing random Star Trek episodes from any era/show for the hosts to digest and discuss.
• This is a canonical Refit Era RBG.

WARNING:

• This discussion contains miscellaneous The Original Series, The Animated Series, The Next Generation, Deep Space Nine, Voyager, Enterprise, and/or classic SPOILERS pertaining to Star Trek. If you are 100% spoilerphobic to new & classic episodes not yet seen, do NOT complain to us. This episode is mostly canonical & contains EXPLICIT ideas, and as always expect strokes of innuendo throughout.

DISCLAIMER:

• This episode was originally recorded on Apr 4th, 2025.
• Back us off, Ensign. Nice and slow.

Host/Producer: Eric @BullittWHO Podcast: guidetothewhoverse.libsyn.com

Co-Host: Cat @fancyfembot Podcast: scifipartyline.com

Co-Host: Carl @robominister

Co-Host/Producer: Caleb @CalebAlexader Podcast: https://thenoviceelitists.podbean.com/ Podcast: https://tnebendingtheelements.podbean.com/

RBG Theme created by E.A. Escamilla

Well, I definitely didn't have 'phaser all your friends' on my bingo card

58456.2 (2381)

• Welcome to Romulans Bearing Gifts Seven Eight featuring Carl, Ike, Sean, and Eric. Join us as we return to Star Trek: Lower Decks, this time looking at Season 3, Episode 6, Hear All, Trust Nothing. Let the Banter Begin!
• In canonical Saucer Section episodes of this show, the original 3 hosts take turns choosing random Star Trek episodes from any era/show for the hosts to digest and discuss.
• This is a canonical Refit Era RBG.

WARNING:

• This discussion contains miscellaneous The Original Series, The Animated Series, The Next Generation, Deep Space Nine, Voyager, Enterprise, and/or classic SPOILERS pertaining to Star Trek. If you are 100% spoilerphobic to new & classic episodes not yet seen, do NOT complain to us. This episode is mostly canonical & contains EXPLICIT ideas, and as always expect strokes of innuendo throughout.

DISCLAIMER:

• This episode was originally recorded on Dec. 31st, 2024.
• Back us off, Ensign. Nice and slow.

Host/Producer: Eric @BullittWHO Podcast: guidetothewhoverse.libsyn.com

Co-Host: Cat @fancyfembot Podcast: scifipartyline.com

Co-Host: Carl @robominister

Co-Host/Producer: Caleb @CalebAlexader Podcast: https://thenoviceelitists.podbean.com/ Podcast: https://tnebendingtheelements.podbean.com/

RBG Theme created by E.A. Escamilla

The wonders of the universe, captain. Incredible. Completely incredible

5371.3-5372.1 (2269)

• Welcome to Romulans Bearing Gifts Seven Eight featuring Carl, Ike, Sean, and Eric. Join us as we return to Star Trek: The Animated Series, this time looking at Season 1, Episode 3, One of Our Planets is Missing. Let the Banter Begin!
• In canonical Saucer Section episodes of this show, the original 3 hosts take turns choosing random Star Trek episodes from any era/show for the hosts to digest and discuss.
• This is a canonical Refit Era RBG.

WARNING:

• This discussion contains miscellaneous The Original Series, The Animated Series, The Next Generation, Deep Space Nine, Voyager, Enterprise, and/or classic SPOILERS pertaining to Star Trek. If you are 100% spoilerphobic to new & classic episodes not yet seen, do NOT complain to us. This episode is mostly canonical & contains EXPLICIT ideas, and as always expect strokes of innuendo throughout.

DISCLAIMER:

• This episode was originally recorded on Dec. 16th, 2024.
• Back us off, Ensign. Nice and slow.

Host/Producer: Eric @BullittWHO Podcast: guidetothewhoverse.libsyn.com

Co-Host: Cat @fancyfembot Podcast: scifipartyline.com

Co-Host: Carl @robominister

Co-Host/Producer: Caleb @CalebAlexader Podcast: https://thenoviceelitists.podbean.com/ Podcast: https://tnebendingtheelements.podbean.com/

RBG Theme created by E.A. Escamilla

Do you know what a mind meld is?

Unknown (2372)

• Welcome to Romulans Bearing Gifts Seven Eight featuring Carl, Eric, Sean, and introducing a new host to the panel, Ike! Join us as we return to Star Trek: Voyager, this time looking at Season 2, Episode 16, Meld. Let the Banter Begin!
• In canonical Saucer Section episodes of this show, the original 3 hosts take turns choosing random Star Trek episodes from any era/show for the hosts to digest and discuss.
• This is a canonical Refit Era RBG.

WARNING:

• This discussion contains miscellaneous The Original Series, The Animated Series, The Next Generation, Deep Space Nine, Voyager, Enterprise, and/or classic SPOILERS pertaining to Star Trek. If you are 100% spoilerphobic to new & classic episodes not yet seen, do NOT complain to us. This episode is mostly canonical & contains EXPLICIT ideas, and as always expect strokes of innuendo throughout.

DISCLAIMER:

• This episode was originally recorded on Dec. 2nd, 2024.
• Back us off, Ensign. Nice and slow.

Host/Producer: Eric @BullittWHO Podcast: guidetothewhoverse.libsyn.com

Co-Host: Cat @fancyfembot Podcast: scifipartyline.com

Co-Host: Carl @robominister

Co-Host/Producer: Caleb @CalebAlexader Podcast: https://thenoviceelitists.podbean.com/ Podcast: https://tnebendingtheelements.podbean.com/

RBG Theme created by E.A. Escamilla

"It's a starship – like nothing I've ever seen. The size of it!"

5221.3 (2269)

• Welcome to a Romulans Bearing Gifts Bonus episode featuring Caleb and Isaac. Join us as we return to Star Trek: The Animated Series, this time looking at Season 1, Episode 1, Beyond the Farthest Star. Let the Banter Begin!
• In canonical Saucer Section episodes of this show, the original 3 hosts take turns choosing random Star Trek episodes from any era/show for the hosts to digest and discuss.
• This is a bonus RBG episode featuring a re-uploaded episode from The Novice Elitists Film Podcast feed.

WARNING:

• This discussion contains miscellaneous The Original Series, The Animated Series, The Next Generation, Deep Space Nine, Voyager, Enterprise, and/or classic SPOILERS pertaining to Star Trek. If you are 100% spoilerphobic to new & classic episodes not yet seen, do NOT complain to us. This episode is mostly canonical & contains EXPLICIT ideas, and as always expect strokes of innuendo throughout.

DISCLAIMER:

• This episode was originally recorded on Apr. 8th, 2024.
• Back us off, Ensign. Nice and slow.

Host/Producer: Eric @BullittWHO Podcast: guidetothewhoverse.libsyn.com

Co-Host: Cat @fancyfembot Podcast: scifipartyline.com

Co-Host: Carl @robominister

Co-Host/Producer: Caleb @CalebAlexader Podcast: https://thenoviceelitists.podbean.com/ Podcast: https://tnebendingtheelements.podbean.com/

RBG Theme created by E.A. Escamilla

Rec Deck™️

• Welcome to the Proto-First Romulans Bearing Gifts Cutbits aka REC DECK episode! Cutbits originated on the mother stream, Mostly Harmless Cutaway—little bits of audio tape that ended up on the cutting room floor, now re-packaged into a nice little program.
• In this Cutbit, we join the Romulans Bearing Gifts crew of Eric, Carl, and Tom, discussing the (then) recently released first four episodes of The Orville.
• This Is a Lost Cutbits recorded during the original recording for The Vulcan Hello & The Battle of the Binary Stars.

WARNING:

• This discussion contains miscellaneous SPOILERS pertaining to the film(s) discussed and Doctor Who! If you are 100% spoilerphobic to films not yet seen, do not complain to us.

DISCLAIMER:

• Note: These Cutbits conversations are completely impromptu audio tapings and should be treated as such.
• This Cutbit was recorded Live on Sept. 30th, 2017.
• COMING SOON: RD #3

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Cat @fancyfembot
Carl @Robominister
Eric @BullittWHO

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