This week we’ll be going full Tonto, saddling up and heading back to the Old West to find out what happens when you have a dead crow in a silver mine, and end up with serious reservations about your mate’s new outfit.

Yes it’s The Lone Ranger.

Joining me to pull a train on an old bird is Jack Bernhardt.

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This week we’ll be going in through the back door in order to keep you in the dark and set off your waterworks.

Yes, it’s DIE HARD 4.0, or LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD, depending on your area.

Joining me to be THAT GUY is Paul Gannon.

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This week we’ll be slicking back our hair, sewing ourselves into our trousers, and jumping behind the wheel of a massive car to head back to the happy days of 1958. A time when men and women could enter a school in their mid 30s and not worry about being confronted on Tik Tok by a nonce hunter.

Yes, it’s Grease.

Joining me to make the chicks cream is Simon Love.

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This week we’ll be loading up on guns and bringing friends, in order to let off some steam and take part in the most extreme version of bring your daughter to work day.

Yes, it’s Commando

And joining me to eat Green Berets for breakfast is Ashley Blaker and Steve Hall

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This week we’ll hanging ten and catching tubes in order to put away a man so evil and malevolent that he will put lives at risk merely for the promise of an endless summer, no, not Mike Love, I mean Bodhi, leader of the Ex-Presidents.

Yes, it’s Point Break

Joining me to eat the ass end out of a dead rhino is Kate McCabe.

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This week we’ll be heading behind enemy lines to a future so dark and dystopian that a rich and powerful man doesn’t want to go on a pod.

Yes, it’s Escape from New York.

And joining me to Duke it out with a one-eyed Snake is Jim Maxwell.

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This week we’ll be joining the world on the brink of total flaming disaster and telling everyone it was hotter in 1976.

Yes, it’s The Day the Earth Caught Fire

Joining me to get the warm willies on a ghost train is Toby Hadoke.

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This week we’ll be popping pills and collecting skills as we find out just what someone would do in order to have a haircut.

Yes, it’s Limitless

And joining me to use 24% of his brain is Dr. Dean Burnett.

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