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Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! O’Neill wants to move to England to eat contaminated shrimp. Then he berates Andy for wanting to make more money. They lament the death of 90’s sitcoms and pitch an idea for an ABC Family show about a man who loves to eat ass but instead just has nice family dinners. O’Neill and Andy fight about which sushi is best and you know what happens. It devolves into O’Neills classic “high quality ingredients” nonsense. Then they try to turn Andy’s life around when he admits to O’Neill that not only does he eat garbage but he PREFERS garbage. Ryan tries to cheer him up by reading the last little bits of his apocalyptic Christian pamphlet.

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Andy gets 8 hours of sleep but is sweating like crazy because of nicotine gum and O’Neill goes nuts on him. Then they worry about Andy getting sent to RFK Jr’s fat camps to pick candy bars from candy bar bushes while avoiding mean farmers with salt rock shotguns. Andy’s grandad works on a sugar cane farm and gets free sugar cane syrup. Andy then goes on rant about O’Neill’s pre-show prep routine and this triggers a Dark Andy relapse. Japanese women trap men with fake ultrasound images. O’Neill tries to pitch a post apocalyptic show that focuses on people having too much salt from emergency meals. The boys use AI to come up with pick up lines but the AI goes WOKE on them! This turns into self deprecating cat calls which they love. Ryan tries to invoke the rules of the guest on Andy and it causes some controversy. And finally, Brad Pitt’s house gets looted.

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Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! Ryan gets addicted to Fentanyl after his colonoscopy and his entire family is worried. Then he worries someone might have taken liberties with his big juicy bottom because the doctor had on gonzo porno camera glasses on. Ryan doesn’t believe Andy that Big Thunder Mountain cures kidney stones but Andy has the receipts. Then they brainstorm ideas for a car dealership that’s like a crack dealer. A serial killer is stalking the streets of Austin and only O’Neill can solve the case. Andy is running late and O’Neill can’t let it go and it makes Andy all squirly. Andy gets shaken awake at 5:30 am to help finish a school project and O’Neill suggests homeschooling with YouTube videos only. Andy saves his family from a fire while he was taking a shit and he’s a real American hero.