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The show starts with some handsome boy talk and Andy is nervous that Ryan has norovirus but Ryan insists it’s just food poisoning. The boys debate Diarhea vs puking and the social stigmas associated with each one. Ryan finds a hospital vomit accordion. There’s some debate about the romance of farting in front of your partner. Andy confuses Ryan with an incoherent text confirming recording. Andy’s hema class goes dark because they weren’t fighting hard enough to trigger the motion censor. Then he gets hit with a basketball while doing sword fighting. Ryan figures out his food poisoning came from a doodie coconut. Andy breaks down how to get a sanitary slurpee at 7-11. Then Andy talks about the new opera based homeless deterrent conscience stores are using. Ryan has another Mandela Meltdown about a Moonpie. Andy sees some amazing background actor bullshit. Ryan shares some Scary Perry extra stories. Andy meets a parent who only feeds her kid go-gurt and Uncrustables. Ryan talks about how skinny people were in the 70’s. Then Ryan talks about a special code of conduct with the mafia. Then they roast that dude who;s trying to live forever with vitamins. Then Ryan pitches putting the “interesting” guy from Love On The Spectrum together with the guy who’s trying to live forever as a reality show. Then Andy and Ryan pitch a fitness based pizza company called “Medical Pizzas”. Andy has a rabbit based psychic attack in his dreams. Then they roast boys are shocked at how much wearing a suit changes things. Then they worry about people overhearing the phrase , “mothman eating pussy”. Then Andy absolutely loses it at the idea of Ryan treating him well.