Sidney, despite her best intentions, falls into old habits. That's right -- she's giving advice again. Except, this time, instead of writing in a newspaper, Sidney's dispensing advice on social media.

Whereas 1961 Sidney couldn't catch a break, 2024 Sidney very quickly finds success. Apparently our modern mentality is more attuned to Sidney's misguided, barely coherent advice. Not only has Sidney found an audience of receptive morons who seek out her advice, she's also attracted sponsorship and partnerships. She's become both a mover -- and a shaker.

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Sincerely Sidney, the most popular podcast since mashed potatoes. They tell me you need to write big, long descriptions with lots of engaging words, otherwise the search engines will never find you. Anyway, I just listened to that new song by Bright Eyes. It's good. It has that bouncy reggae feel without being a rip-off or being riddled with affectations. Go listen to First World Blues by Bright Eyes!

Oh, and listen to Sincerely Sidney. It's the funniest podcast on the internet. It's definitely funnier than these things I'm reading on Time Magazine's Top 100 Best Podcasts of All Time list. Like, Nice White Parents? Sincerely Sidney is funnier than that. New Heights? I don't know what that is. Bill Simmons? More like Bore Simmons, am I right? Call Your Girlfriend; Sincerely Sidney is funnier than that. Funnier than Criminal, too. Definitely funnier than Dan Carlin's Hardcore History. It may not be funnier than Blank Check, but it definitely comes close. It also may not be funnier than the Dropout, which is about the Theranos lady, but I don't think the Dropout is intentionally funny, whereas Sincerely Sidney, as the first and only podcast about a time traveling advice columnist turned influencer, is definitely intentionally funny. I promise.