It turns out that Sidney's skillset doesn't translate to the modern gig economy -- except when it comes to picking up other people's groceries. Much to Elton's surprise, she's something of a shopping savant. Things go quite swimmingly for Sidney until one of her deliveries brings her to the door of her erstwhile pseudo-beau, Hudson.

Sidney's newfound success goes into a tailspin, forcing her to question what to do next.

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Whereas, for you, dear listener, what you need to do next is obvious: keep listening to Sincerely Sidney, America's funniest podcast since that one with Conan O'Brien. Except, unlike those other podcasts, Sincerely Sidney isn't interested in pandering to the egos of celebrities. Nor does Sincerely Sidney have access to fancy pants actors, actresses and musicians. No, Sincerely Sidney is a simple, albeit hilarious, story written, produced and voiced by one silly man. Conan O'Brien can't say that, can he?

Imagine if Conan were doing Sincerely Sidney. Imagine if we had could get such storied guests as Keith Urban, Kevin Hart, Colin Quinn and Alan Yang.

Wait. Who's Alan Yang?

If I were to cast a Sincerely Sidney movie, I could see Hannah Einbinder playing the part. She was on Hacks and was one of Conan O'Brien's guests. Hannah, if you're out there, email me. sincerelysidneypod@gmail.com. Or leave a comment. Or call me.

While I'm poorly casting people for the Sincerely Sidney movie that won't ever get made, I could see Awkwafina playing Sidney, too. Maybe Elizabeth Banks as Ada Oldman? I'm looking through this list of past Conan guests, and I'm having trouble casting an Elton. Definitely not Diego Luna. Or Charlie Day. Ramy Youssef would be a wild choice. Same thing with Paul F. Tompkins. I don't know if Conan meets enough early to mid 30s men. Oh, maybe Bowen Yang? Let me know, Bowen!

Okay, let's keep going. Hudson. Who do we want to play Hudson...I'm thinking Marshawn Lynch. I really want him to stretch himself. He can do it.

June Winters has to be Kesha. I don't know why.

Agree? Disagree? Leave a comment!