The death of the movie theater experience seems to be in full effect. What will bring people back? Cheaper tickets, popcorn buckets or maybe good movies.

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May is here, which means it's Star Wars month once again at Simplistic Reviews. The boys celebrate a galaxy far far away by...well...comparing it to soccer clubs...angrily ranting about missteps done to Andor...joking about Columbo and towels received in the mail...and many more things that we promise are Star Wars related. At least Star Wars adjacent. With special appearances by Heather Baxendale-Walsh, Harrison Ford, and Peter Falk. It's enough to have two overweight men in their 40s fighting clumsily in the lobby of a movie theater with plastic replica lightsabers.

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After we watched Erik Estrada in Do or Die and we came across an Italian sci-fi film about a mad scientist invents a death ray, starring the Estrada. We just had to watch this film, damn was it a blast of a time. So fucking fun!

Light Blast | 1985 A crazed physician invents a death ray and threatens to destroy San Francisco unless he is paid $10 million. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088940/

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After we watched Erik Estrada in Do or Die and we came across an Italian sci-fi film about a mad scientist invents a death ray, starring the Estrada. We just had to watch this film, damn was it a blast of a time. So fucking fun!

Light Blast | 1985 A crazed physician invents a death ray and threatens to destroy San Francisco unless he is paid $10 million. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088940/

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Today we make our final picks in the form of almost an whole hour long video on this 15min podcast, hey why keep dragging this out (I think we did enough already). So here is part 3 of 3 of our picks for the 2025 Simply Deadpool draft.

Picks our locked in on the inaugural 2025 draft! Who will win...or die? Standings over at: www.Simplistic.Reviews

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On the April edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, Simplistic Reviews Historian, Freddy Maas, returns to help fill in for the vacationing Justin Polizzi. And immediately Freddy is thrust into a conversation about buttplugs. Like, almost immediately. We also answer another question from Freddy's Dads On The Rocks cohost, Andre Fernandez. We tackle possible futures in Hollywood news stories with Believable or Bullshit. And we try to remember the names of characters in MCU movies without stroking out like the film Scanners. All that and more on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.

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When you see a movie about a ninja and his fight against the KKK...you watch it!

Ninja Vengeance | 1993? or 1988? When a martial arts expert discovers a corrupt sheriff and his cronies beating a young student to death in a small Southern town, he decides to teach them and the local KKK a hard-hitting lesson. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095745/

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We have decided to make it 20 picks per person to make the competition more competitive. Here is part 2 of 3 of our picks for the 2025 Simply Deadpool draft. Currently, Matt is in the lead from the Gene pick (Seinfeld anyone?) plus the bonus 10 points for the first death of the year....you do you think is next?!

Next month we will complete our inaugural 2025 draft, list is located on our site: www.Simplistic.Reviews

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