On this End Of Summer edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the boys delve into the doctrine of Andrew Tate. They skirt past the world of James Gunn. They reminisce about ancient episodes of Law & Order: SVU. And Justin pulls out his Becker. All that and more on this brand new episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast

Cannon Summer is on, grab your icepop and M16!

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Missing in Action | 1984 Colonel James Braddock (Chuck Norris) survives a brutal stint in a Vietnamese POW camp, but he believes that even after the war ends enemy forces are still secretly holding American men captive. Eventually, he is tapped by the president to go overseas and search for U.S. soldiers who went missing years ago. Once in Saigon, Braddock learns that his suspicions are correct, so he teams up with reckless fellow veteran Tuck (M. Emmet Walsh) and stages a violent rescue mission in the jungle. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087727/

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Cannon Summer is on, grab your icepop and M16!

This podcast does not have the movie, we have another one with the movie

Missing in Action | 1984 Colonel James Braddock (Chuck Norris) survives a brutal stint in a Vietnamese POW camp, but he believes that even after the war ends enemy forces are still secretly holding American men captive. Eventually, he is tapped by the president to go overseas and search for U.S. soldiers who went missing years ago. Once in Saigon, Braddock learns that his suspicions are correct, so he teams up with reckless fellow veteran Tuck (M. Emmet Walsh) and stages a violent rescue mission in the jungle. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087727/

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Happy 30th Anniversary to the #Fantasia Film Festival! We're back to break down our ultimate watchlists for this year, and the lineup is absolutely unhinged. From a reanimated grandma ruining an Italian Christmas dinner to an evil dinosaur trapping kids, we're covering the high-octane horror and some deeply questionable cinematic choices.

Check out the full list of features and shorties we talked about below. Which one of these are you sick enough to watch? Drop it in the comments! 👇

Features & Documentaries Samurai and the Prisoner Last Temptation of Becky Colony Buddy Los Vampires Bowels of Hell Rubberhead Attack on Paradise Unholy Night Tight Lettuce Penny Lane is Dead Sour Minnows Teenage Sex and Death Camp Miasma Godhead

Shorties Teeth Don't Have Sex Shitting a Penis Paper Towel Maxipad Man Eat Pussy I'm in Love with a Stripper Fuck Face Finger Bang

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On a sweltering Summer edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the boys discuss Zendaya as Jason Bourne. They talk about the California-accented version of the Odyssey. And delve into the pockets of some of Hollywood's greatest directors. All that and more on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.

We interrupt this Cannon Summer program to bring you boobs, boobs, and sorcery.

Sorceress | 1995 An aspiring law partner's (Larry Poindexter) wife (Julie Strain) tries to eliminate her husband's rival, but his spouse is an expert at witchcraft. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111244/

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Why pay $20 for a movie ticket when Hollywood just uploaded the entire plot, the twist villain, AND the third-act explosion to YouTube for free? 🎬🍿

Welcome back to Rant Corner on Simplistic Reviews! Today, my blood pressure is spiking over the absolute brain-rot of modern movie marketing. Apparently, studio executives think our TikTok-fried attention spans can't handle a little mystery anymore, so they spoon-feed us the whole damn movie in 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

We break down the excruciating "Modern Trailer Formula" and roast the Hollywood suits who actually cry to the press about box office bombs. Fuck, Brad, maybe people would buy tickets if you didn't show us the climax.

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#theboys #finale #Funny #comedy Rant Corner: The Series Finale Whining Epidemic

Are you still crying about The Boys finale? Did you ask ChatGPT to rewrite the ending so you could finally get some sleep? Then this episode is dedicated to YOU.

Welcome back to another episode of Rant Corner on the Simplistic Reviews network. Today, I am absolutely losing my mind over the internet's total inability to handle a TV show ending.

Instead of rioting over Netflix raising prices for the hundredth time or the fact that every movie is a boring reboot, people are having full-blown meltdowns because a showrunner didn't validate their deranged shower fan-fiction. We're calling out the couch showrunners, the "critics" on X, and everyone else who desperately needs to find a hobby.

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