It's our first interstate pants-pooping story! Our guest, Geran, makes American SHIT-story when he POO-forms an act of POO-ltical re-SHIT-stance by brewing up the biggest dis-ASS-ter on the POO-tomic river since 1984! After he sends it downstream to a fellow pants-shitter, will he lay the blame on his wife, the combination of meat & alcohol, or the sun itself?

To celebrate our 40th Epoosode, IBS Success dishes the details of what happened when an energy drink came into contact with her chronically grumbly tummy. Even her wino Manager couldn't stop Mommy from saving the day...not to mention the brunch shift! Hint: that wasn't Hollandaise sauce in her pants.

It's a double dose of dookie as a pair poopy partners wow the womb-mates (Twins) with their respective rectal recollections. Can Runny Renee align her anus & poo-litical agenda to a yummy local icon & beloved waterway? Will Fecal Suave scounge enough spare change to avoid a ticket for pooblic indecency? Once again, fuck ICE!

Dookie Daria triggers her own biofeedback when she fondue-doos herself...in front of a therapy client. The Twin Shitsters use Freudian anal-ysis to process the Hip-POO-cratic violation she made in her (discarded) underwear.

This episode's theme is A-Poo-sement Parks (aka Amusement Parks), which apparently is where a lot of shit goes down! Our guest, Bandit, went viral on Tik Tok with this spooky tale of getting scared shitless on Halloween. The Twins gratefully listen to the gory & gooey details as Sara Sparkle hyperventilates with laughter. Grab your hazmat suit & get ready for the poop chute!

Want Bandit to wash their hands & give you an amazing tattoo? Sure you doo:

IG: @spaghettinipple.tattoos

Our hearts, minds, and podcast have been taken over by our latest obsession: Heated Rivalry! And so, Sara & Amanda Sparkle present a Heated Rivalry-themed pop-up podcast/poop up poodcast: Man In The Buttcrack. Listen up as they discuss all things Shane, Ilya, hockey, gay, and of course, shitty. So grab a tuna melt, get your round, luscious ass to The Cottage, and let's get into it! #hockgay #trimyourbutt

Wanna read Nurse Enema's book after you finish the Heated Rivalry series?

Check out "The Worst Place on Earth" by E.R. Whitney

https://www.amazon.com/Worst-Place-Earth-R-Whitney/dp/B0CQPKCGG3

Get ready to jajaja! The Twin Shitsters are entranced with Elizabeth of Lore's tale of Mexican myth, medicine, & mierda when the wrath of the Gods unleashes a tropical shitstorm in her panties (& soul). But maybe, just maybe, it's a blessing in disgusting disguise?

Connect with Elizabeth of Lore for energy & Tarot readings, divination, & deep dives into spirituality & mysticism!

IG: @elizabeth_of_lore

https://www.youtube.com/@elizabeth_of_lore

Fart Factory returns to the pood and inspires Sara Sparkle & Amanda Sparkle with a tale of a subconscious dancefloor dookie and the inner strength she pulled together to say "deuces" to some would-be haters.