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In this episode, Evan dives into the weird mental gymnastics of performing for tight crowds (“I’m gonna loosen you up inside”), the unhinged brilliance of Liam Neeson’s movie contract (“Taken with Wolves”), and the underground economy of Austin’s copper-hunting homeless vampires. From battling zombie hordes under the freeway to confessing his love for Lime scooters, it’s a ride through downtown chaos, comedy grind talk, and a surprising moment of sincerity about ego, jealousy, and finding joy in other people’s wins.

It’s funny, chaotic, oddly motivating — and 100% Austin.

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Welcome back to Seven Minutes in Evan — the comedy podcast that’s definitely not seven minutes long. In this episode, I go from puns and Harry Potter fall vibes to the weird realities of the internet, free speech, and why short-form content is basically the junk food of our brains. We talk Life Below Zero and the peace that comes from doing something with a clear start and finish… like building a patio slab or watching Alaskans hang fish all day.Somewhere in there, I talk about being a new dad, the NICU, and how your capacity for love (and fear) changes once you’ve got a kid. Then I spiral into a rant about comedians flying to Saudi Arabia, jiu jitsu guys comparing themselves to sea creatures, and a Krav Maga class that taught me how to beat up imaginary pigeon feeders. 🎭 Live shows every Friday 6PM at East Austin Comedy Club📍Follow me on Instagram: @iamevanlopez

Comedian Evan Lopez drags podcast producer Diego Gonzales back to the mic for some good ol fashion good will hunting for brainrot. They debate whether “partner” makes you sound progressive, pretentious or both—and why Gen-Alpha slang keeps changing the rules; swap childhood wrestling memories—jorts, stunners, the Royal Rumble pop—and ponder CM Punk’s eternal straight-edge gimmick; but all leading to the big question. Does Wendy Williams have soul?.. Half.

New episode where we talk about the new Dire wolves and why man always tries to find a way to get rid of himself.

You can't be too ambitious in life when it comes to hot dogs and Costco-size queens of a hotdog. You can't be a young guy saying old man quotes. You can't be a shelter not disclosing that you got a second-generation street dog on your hands. Thanks for listening! Subscribe to hear more of this ridiculousness

In this episode, he breaks down what “baby brain” really feels like, how mushroom supplements are helping him stay sharp (not that kind), and why watching Taken hits differently now. He takes a detour into the Snow White remake controversy and questions why fantasy fiction still gets a bad rap.

From defending magic and sci-fi to recounting his first-ever audience walkout—an Irish woman who didn’t appreciate being called “grandma”—Evan keeps it real. He shares how becoming a parent has forced more focus, less fluff, and made him double down on chasing his goals without the guilt.

There’s also a Q&A from listeners, thoughts on building better reading habits, and real advice for comics thinking about moving to Austin in 2025. Spoiler: it's not all green lights.

Hit play, send in your questions, and catch Evan live on stage every Friday at East Austin Comedy Club and monthly at Comedy & Caviar at the Fairmont.

Evan Lopez is back after a life-changing hiatus! I'm sorry baby birds but I'm back with the milk. In this episode, he dives into the raw and real experiences of becoming a dad—from the intensity of childbirth to navigating a newborn health scare in the NICU. He also reflects on losing a major client right before the baby’s arrival, adapting his career for fatherhood and more!

Step into "Seven Minutes in Evan," a podcast where host Evan Lopez dives into life's tempo and the pivotal moments of pop culture. Each episode starts with a candid discussion on the relentless march of time, exploring the contrast between life's swift pace and the timeless spirit of our inner child. It's a reminder to chase our dreams before time slips away.

Evan then pivots to the world of hip hop, breaking down the ongoing saga between Drake and Kendrick Lamar while reminiscing about the era of Tupac and the birth of rap battles. The conversation delves into the evolution of rap disputes, marking the transition into a new era where lines between art and personal life blur.

The show rounds off with an exploration of liberty, kinship, and the joy of supporting each other's happiness. Evan tips his hat to Texas for its spirit of freedom, reflects on Tom Brady's Netflix roast, and discusses the intricate layers behind Kevin Hart's success beyond his comedic persona.

Tune into "Seven Minutes in Evan" for your quick fix of deep dives into music, culture, and personal growth, all peppered with Evan's unique comedic flair. Perfect for your daily commute or while enjoying a coffee break.