Ever wonder what happens when your camera battery decides the length of your podcast? Welcome to fate-driven broadcasting.

In this episode, Evan dives into the weird mental gymnastics of performing for tight crowds (“I’m gonna loosen you up inside”), the unhinged brilliance of Liam Neeson’s movie contract (“Taken with Wolves”), and the underground economy of Austin’s copper-hunting homeless vampires. From battling zombie hordes under the freeway to confessing his love for Lime scooters, it’s a ride through downtown chaos, comedy grind talk, and a surprising moment of sincerity about ego, jealousy, and finding joy in other people’s wins.

It’s funny, chaotic, oddly motivating — and 100% Austin.

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Welcome back to Seven Minutes in Evan — the comedy podcast that’s definitely not seven minutes long. In this episode, I go from puns and Harry Potter fall vibes to the weird realities of the internet, free speech, and why short-form content is basically the junk food of our brains. We talk Life Below Zero and the peace that comes from doing something with a clear start and finish… like building a patio slab or watching Alaskans hang fish all day.Somewhere in there, I talk about being a new dad, the NICU, and how your capacity for love (and fear) changes once you’ve got a kid. Then I spiral into a rant about comedians flying to Saudi Arabia, jiu jitsu guys comparing themselves to sea creatures, and a Krav Maga class that taught me how to beat up imaginary pigeon feeders. 🎭 Live shows every Friday 6PM at East Austin Comedy Club📍Follow me on Instagram: @iamevanlopez

Comedian Evan Lopez drags podcast producer Diego Gonzales back to the mic for some good ol fashion good will hunting for brainrot. They debate whether “partner” makes you sound progressive, pretentious or both—and why Gen-Alpha slang keeps changing the rules; swap childhood wrestling memories—jorts, stunners, the Royal Rumble pop—and ponder CM Punk’s eternal straight-edge gimmick; but all leading to the big question. Does Wendy Williams have soul?.. Half.