What happens when someone promotes themselves to Walmart management and gives themselves free groceries for five months? Andy and Greg begin this episode with a ridiculous news story that somehow feels completely believable.

Then the conversation heads back to St. Louis, where a simple dinner with a longtime friend turns into an unforgettable comedy of errors. A missing cutting board. A chef’s knife hidden beneath appliance manuals. A house without a bowl big enough for a cantaloupe. And a lesson in why some people should never be left in charge of the kitchen.

Along the way, the guys talk about:

• A fake Walmart executive who almost pulled off the perfect scam
• The strange psychology of clipboards and confidence
• Cardinals baseball, stadium entertainment, and T-shirt cannons
• Jimmy John’s vs. Wendy’s chili
• Imo’s Pizza and St. Louis-style pizza
• Aging, friendship, caregiving, and the unexpected humor hiding in ordinary moments

Listeners tell us Welcome to the Suburbs is as polished and funny as a good morning radio show. We’ll take it.

If you enjoy comedy podcasts, funny true stories, Midwest humor, suburban life, baseball road trips, and conversations that wander in the best possible way, this episode is for you.

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