• Scott loves the smell inside the gas station.
• No one misses you.
• It's gonna be a frisky Summer.

• Teaching your kids to look you in the eye.
• Being a chatterbox might be genetic.
• Losing a kid at Chuck E. Cheese.

The "spooky story" told at every sleepover. Scott is appalled that Ally would get in a sauna naked with a co-worker.

• What's the female equivalent to a guy turning his hat back.
• Who eats a hot dog on public transportation??
• What organ is known as the "Powerhouse of the Cell" ?

Ally knows nothing about our solar system and she wants her back scratched for giving away so many concert tickets.

• Ally can't say "thank you" right.
• A 10 minute nap is mandatory.
• The President's Currency Quiz
• Share a Note so you know what to talk about after work.

• Ally can't remember the biggest planet-send her back to school!
• Our boss doesn't want us to meet his girlfriend??
• The self combustible rag.
• Saying "I love you" in the first two weeks.

Scott is giving up the title of Meat Master.

Do you snitch that her sis is on Only Fans?