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  • Episode 71: The Lost Episode, Rob's Not Here, Will It Even Get Posted? | Schoolboy Rollup | 7/9/2026
    2026/07/10

    Most podcasts go out with a whimper, but today’s episode? We’re dropping the mic (and maybe a burger or two). Imagine a show so packed with humor, randomness, and epic snack debates that even Rob’s not here to ruin the vibe — it’s basically a ‘lost episode’ but with way more flavor. We’re talking final meals, food chaos, and the kind of wrestling speculation that could make YOU a booking genius. You’ll discover exactly what a true last meal looks like—think Lobster Rolls, Blueberry Lemonade, Taco Bell Crunch Wraps, and even some . . . unexpected food alliances. Plus, we unravel the mysterious allure of LA Knight’s rise to superstardom, turning wrestling into a comedy of epic proportions. No scripted jokes here—just two dudes riffing on celebrities, belts, and why Bronson Reed might be the greatest underdog story you’ve never heard of. And if you’re the type who thinks AEW is just a fancy acronym for “Absolutely Everything Wrestling,” then strap in. We break down Kenny Omega’s next chapter, the mysterious “SummerSlam” plans for Sammy, and how a Mets game might be the secret to all your future title reigns. Spoiler: it’s not about the good guys winning—it’s about snacks, chaos, and getting paid to talk about it. Imagine a world where “dog meat” is the highest praise, where Jalen Brunson’s NBA skills collide with WWE’s wildest storylines, and where LA Knight’s awkward clapping might just be his secret weapon. Need motivation to hit play? Well, if you like your episodes spicy, hilarious, and packed with enough wrestling buzz to keep you entertained till next week’s hiatus, this one’s for you. So whether you're a wrestling nerd, a snack enthusiast, or just someone who loves a good laugh, this episode hits every mark. Perfect for the drive, the gym, or just to avoid adulting for a bit. Hit play and join us—before Rob tries to post it in the “Rob’s Not Here” folder. Trust us, your earbuds will thank you.

    Chapters

    00:00 - The schoolyard adieu or just another cliffhanger?
    00:13 - Food fight: chicken parm vs. Italian mystery menus
    00:42 - The salad test: how to judge a restaurant like a pro
    01:52 - The last supper fantasy: taco bells, burgers, and dreams
    02:46 - Taco Bell crunch wraps: crunchy secrets revealed
    03:50 - The "final" meal: steak, tacos, and unbaked cookies—oh my!
    04:46 - AEW and WWE opponent or allies? The Kenny Omega scoop
    10:04 - SummerSlam preview: Sami Zayn and the wild predictions
    12:10 - Kenny Omega’s main event gambit and the eventual Ospreay showdown
    14:46 - The elusive AEW and WWE superstar crossover dream
    15:58 - Sami's short reign, long-term potential, and the art of losing with style
    18:04 - Mick Foley's record-breaking title runs—short and sweet
    19:23 - The rise and fall (and rise again) of Sami Zayn
    20:37 - Punk, CM, and the unpredictable chaos of backstage politics
    22:42 - The heel turn potential and Punk’s future in the realm of wrestling
    27:21 - Madison Square Garden, the Knicks, and the wild idea of NBA wrestlers in the ring
    29:31 - The wild rumor of WWE stars and the fantasy of cross-promotional chaos
    32:22 - LA Knight, Gable, and the quest for the Money in the Bank case
    35:12 - The countdown begins: October 10 and the race for the briefcase
    36:50 - New stars rising: Gable, Bronson Rees, and the story arcs ahead
    38:13 - The “vision” storyline: how factions are shaping up in WWE
    45:27 - Seamus' near-miss, the Mets, and whether AEW will steal WWE’s Irish hero
    50:01 - The hall of fame journey—will Seamus jump ship?
    54:45 - The no-Rob episode: celebrating the chaos and the future of wrestling podcasting
    55:37 - The end of the "Jannetti ranking" – who is truly the king?

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  • Episode 70: Sami Zayn Champ - For How Long? + The 4th + USA Soccer | Schoolboy Rollup | June 2, 2026
    2026/07/03

    This episode starts with a fun discussion about the Fourth of July, where the hosts agree it’s one of the best holidays because it’s low-pressure, social, and always ends with fireworks. They joke about how some towns stretch the fireworks out too long, which makes the holiday feel less special. The back half of the episode focuses on wrestling, especially WWE’s current title picture and the road to SummerSlam. The hosts talk about Sami Zayn, CM Punk, Kevin Owens, LA Knight, and several possible storyline directions, including some fantasy booking around returns and title matches. They also react to WWE’s recent booking decisions, with a mix of criticism and optimism about where things could go next.

    Chapters

    00:00 The Return of the Dynamic Duo

    02:53 Celebrating the Fourth of July

    05:44 Sports Talk: Knicks and US Soccer

    08:28 Wrestling Insights and Predictions

    11:25 SummerSlam Build-Up and Expectations

    18:01 The Return of Legends

    18:55 CM Punk's Impact on WWE

    20:07 Sami Zayn's Title Reign

    21:15 The Future of Raw and SmackDown

    23:13 Fantasy Booking WWE Matches

    24:23 The State of Tag Team Wrestling

    27:35 The Return of Former Stars

    28:50 The Role of Gimmicks in Wrestling

    30:01 LA Knight's Character Development

    31:56 Money in the Bank Predictions

    35:34 Dudes Weekend and World Cup Excitement

    36:56 Planning the Murder House Gathering

    38:23 USA Soccer Game Anticipation

    41:42 Dinner Recap and PlayStation Discs Discussion

    44:44 AEW vs WWE: Wrestling Highlights and Future Predictions

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    52 分
  • Episode 69: World Cup, GTA 6 and WWE Night of Champions | Schoolboy Rollup | 6/24/2026
    2026/06/25

    Join us as we dive into the latest in sports, gaming, and pop culture, sharing insights, predictions, and personal stories. From World Cup updates to GTA 6 hype, this episode covers it all for entertainment enthusiasts.

    Takeaways

    GTA 6's graphics and release details excite gamers.

    US soccer team has a ceiling of quarterfinals in World Cup.

    Bloodline storyline in WWE is evolving with new twists.

    Gaming industry trends include high storage requirements and digital-only releases.

    Wrestling storylines are currently disconnected but have potential for future developments.

    Chapters

    00:00 The Two-Man Power Trip Begins

    02:49 Celebrating Consistency and Friendship

    05:29 World Cup Excitement and Cultural Connections

    08:05 Analyzing Team USA's World Cup Prospects

    10:55 GTA VI Pre-Order Buzz and Gaming Trends

    19:48 The Impact of Ray Tracing on Gaming

    21:06 Choosing the Right Gaming Console

    22:48 The Anticipation for Future Games

    23:46 Local Food Reviews and Community Favorites

    24:37 Wrestling: A Shift in Focus

    26:11 Current State of Wrestling

    29:24 The Evolution of Wrestling Storylines

    31:10 Personal Connections in Wrestling Storylines

    34:56 Engaging with the Audience

    35:38 The Hat Debate: Fitted vs. Snapbacks

    37:33 Pop Culture and Wrestling: A Unique Comparison

    39:57 The Street Profits: A Tag Team's Future

    43:51 King of the Ring Predictions: Who Will Prevail?

    50:28 Cody vs. Gunther vs. Sammy: Championship Stakes

    52:29 Jade vs. Tiffany: A Championship Showdown

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  • Episode 68: Bloodline is Alive, Knicks in 5 + World Cup! | Schoolboy Rollup | June 18, 2026
    2026/06/19
    Knicks, World Cup, and Wemby Woes: A Wild Ride of Sports & Celeb Shenanigans

    Hold onto your hats, folks – this episode is a potpourri of NBA championship glory, World Cup fires, and a hefty dose of celebrity antics in the sports world. Who knew that talking about Jalen Brunson’s MVP march or comparing WWE stars to countries could be so entertaining?

    Main Topics Covered:
    • Knicks' triumphant parade, fan culture, and celeb cameos
    • The emotional rollercoaster of the NBA playoffs including Wemby’s bad sportsmanship
    • World Cup updates, predictions, and random European drinking habits
    • Wrestling’s bloodline evolution and celebrity locker room invasions
    • Obsessive game stats, merch obsession, and the wild auction of a WWE mask
    In this episode:
    • How the Knicks’ victory sparked a city-wide hype explosion (and celeb overload)
    • The debate about whether Wemby’s pouty post-game behavior needs a timeout
    • Rob’s insightful take on the World Cup’s global love affair
    • The WWE’s latest in-ring drama, meta-analogs to national teams, and the best wrestler-country matchups
    • The surprising numbers behind the hottest WWE collectible auction and the implications for superfans
    Timestamps:

    00:00 - Knicks win! Parade madness and celeb overload begins
    02:24 - NYC fans show their love with bedazzled shirts and hats
    05:13 - Why NBA is a basketball city, not just a team sport
    06:06 - Rob’s top picks for the World Cup winner and highlights so far
    09:04 - The wild story of Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, and celebrity intrusion into Knicks celebrations
    13:04 - Wrangling with the Wemby temper tantrum, and comparing him to other global stars
    17:34 - The epic WWE bloodline entrance that felt like a throwback to 97’s nWo
    20:12 - AEW’s storylines, and why you’re missing out if you’re not at live shows
    25:25 - The hilarious international reactions to American fast food and the US’s place in the global scene
    38:36 - The auction frenzy for the one-of-one WWE mask—how much is it really worth?
    41:16 - Leo Rush’s bizarre character in AEW and the wrestling talk that’s surprisingly good
    43:22 - The rise and fall of WWE storylines & the in-ring genius of AEW's underdog stories
    50:50 - Why LA Knight might own the Money in the Bank briefcase and the struggle for the world title
    54:45 - Which WWE wrestler would be which World Cup country? A hilarious geography quiz meets pro wrestling

    Resources & Links:
    • Wasted on Destiny — Track your hours in Destiny
    • Nike's MVP Jersey — Represent your team in style
    • Fanatics WWE Mask Auction — Bid for the ultimate collector's item
    • Leo Rush’s AEW Spotlight — See his creepy, funny character in action

    Stay tuned for next week’s episode—more sports chaos, celebrity antics, and maybe, just maybe, a little less wrestling analysis (but no promises). Thanks for listening!

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    56 分
  • Episode 67: Knicks One Win Away and I'm At Where I'm At With WWE | Schoolboy Rollup | June 11, 2026
    2026/06/12

    The discussion revolves around a passionate exchange about the New York Knicks in the NBA Finals. The speakers express excitement and anxiety over the Knicks' playoff games, highlighting key moments and players like Jalen Brunson and Victor Wembanyama. The conversation also touches on the emotional rollercoaster of being a Knicks fan, with references to past games and the team's potential to win the championship. The dialogue shifts to wrestling, where the speakers express dissatisfaction with the current state of WWE, describing it as corporate and lacking soul. They reminisce about past wrestling eras and discuss various wrestlers and storylines, expressing a desire for more engaging content. The conversation is interspersed with personal anecdotes, humor, and camaraderie, reflecting the speakers' deep connection to sports and entertainment. They also discuss the logistics of attending games and events, sharing insights into the fan experience. Nick and Rob are also joined by Friend of the Show, Chris.

    Chapters

    00:00 Celebrating a Historic Night in Sports

    02:52 The Rise of Wemby: Villain or Hero?

    05:44 The Knicks' Epic Comeback

    08:32 Star Players and Celebrity Sightings

    11:32 Analyzing Game Strategies and Refereeing

    14:21 The MVP Debate: Brunson vs. Anunoby

    17:13 Youth and Energy: The Spurs' Future

    19:58 Fan Culture and Game Day Experiences

    20:43 The Dynamics of NBA and WWE Rivalry

    23:26 The Evolution of Wrestling Storylines

    25:50 Boredom in Professional Wrestling

    27:54 The Impact of CM Punk's Absence

    30:08 Anticipating SummerSlam: Expectations vs. Reality

    32:01 Identity and Representation in Wrestling

    36:30 The Knicks' Resurgence and Fan Sentiment

    39:37 Wemby and the Spurs: Rivalry and Reactions

    40:51 Playoff Pressure: Expectations and Concerns

    43:29 Emotional Rollercoaster: Game Highlights and Fan Reactions

    46:17 WWE: A Shift in the Landscape

    51:57 The Corporate Nature of Wrestling Today

    59:24 WWE and Celebrity Crossovers

    01:00:46 The Rise of Danhausen

    01:03:18 Brock Lesnar's Retirement and Its Impact

    01:04:54 Watching Sports: Home vs. Public

    01:07:13 Anticipation for the Knicks Game

    01:10:10 World Cup Excitement and Logistics

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  • Episode 66: Knickshausen GOATS In 5, Venti Americano, Gable + more! | Schoolboy Rollup | 6/4/26
    2026/06/05

    Buckle up, folks! Today we’re diving into everything from the spectacle that is AEW’s latest match to the Knicks' miraculous winning streak, sprinkled with hilarious DMV stories and wrestling banter that could make even a stone smile. If chaos, comedy, and a little bit of sports trivia excite you, you’re in the right place—and don’t worry, we’ve got enough humor to turn a DMV disaster into a comedy goldmine.

    • The stunning debut of the Mariachi Bands at AEW, complete with festive singing and cultural flair
    • The Knicks' 12-game winning streak and the nostalgic trip down NBA memory lane
    • Wrestling debates — Seth Rollins’ reign, King of the Ring upset potential, and the underrated talents of Chad Gable and Julia
    • The bizarre, heartwarming, and downright hilarious DMV adventures of a guy who forgot his registration and almost got a ticket
    • The surprising box office downfall of “Mandalorian” and the surprising competition from the “Backrooms” horror flick
    • The latest WWE roster shuffles and the exciting prospects of the Bloodline saga

    Chapters

    00:00 - Welcome to the chaos: wrestling, NBA, and DMV tales collide

    00:39 - AEW’s epic intro scene with mariachi bands and cultural swagger

    01:48 - WWE’s theatrical brilliance and the art of the perfect entrance

    02:58 - The rise of Ludwig Kaiser and the fleeting fame of luchador culture

    05:11 - The mysterious Kimberly Kross arrest update—spoiler: she's fine!

    07:02 - Vegas or San Diego? The epic debate over upcoming AEW events

    09:15 - The saga of Chad Gable, his potential main roster push, and WWE’s talent management

    12:17 - The return of old-school Judgment Day vibes and the legendary "Rob’s" DMV adventures

    15:23 - How a kind cop in East Orange made failing to renew a registration seem almost pleasant

    18:06 - Knicks' NBA playoff run, streak, and nostalgic league memories

    19:39 - The overhyped Yama and NBA superstardom, plus the Knicks' good luck charm

    24:25 - The eternal suffering of elite wrestling fans and the DMX-inspired chants of resilience

    26:21 - Amusement parks, log flumes, and the rollercoaster tales from middle age

    28:09 - WWE’s “beer tea” and “sloppy” pay-per-view reviews—are they even trying?

    30:58 - The absurdity of the “Clash in Italy,” and WWE’s latest booking blunders

    34:22 - PED rumors, body transformations, and the weird world of wrestling fitness

    36:14 - LA Knight’s current run, the potential of Money in the Bank, and the chaotic saga of AEW’s AEW

    39:12 - Who will win King of the Ring? Spoiler: Seth Rollins might be the sacrificial lamb

    42:41 - The legendary debate: Xavier Woods, Montes, or maybe even another dark horse—who should take the crown?

    44:08 - Julia Hart’s talent, why WWE is wasting her, and the weirdness of international promos

    46:24 - “The Mandalorian” box office crash and the decline of Star Wars in theaters

    48:50 - A quick rundown on the “Backrooms” horror flick and the sad state of franchise storytelling

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    51 分
  • Episode 65: Knicks In The Finals, AEW Better Than WWE + Clash Picks | Schoolboy Rollup | 5/28/26
    2026/05/29

    In this episode, we explore the vibrant world of Knicks fandom, fueled by the comedic genius of Side Talk NYC. We delve into the Knicks' thrilling journey to the finals and how Side Talk's viral content captures the essence of true fan passion. The episode also takes a deep dive into the latest AEW pay-per-view, highlighting unforgettable matches and the electric atmosphere that rivals WrestleMania. We discuss the return of wrestling icons like Edge and Christian, and the intriguing backstage controversies surrounding WWE, including Vince McMahon's SEC issues. With predictions for SummerSlam and insights into the wrestling industry's future, this episode offers a dynamic blend of sports excitement, humor, and wrestling drama.

    Chapters

    00:00 Celebrating Knicks' Finals Appearance

    02:40 The Impact of Side Talk NYC

    05:27 Knicks' Playoff Predictions

    08:10 Favorite Knicks Players of All Time

    10:47 The Uncursing of the Knicks by Dan Howson

    15:08 Introduction and Setting the Stage

    15:38 Wrestling Fan Experiences

    16:41 AEW Double or Nothing Review

    22:34 Match Highlights and Crowd Reactions

    28:08 Women's Division Discussion

    30:41 Future of AEW and WWE Dynamics

    34:52 Vince McMahon Controversies and NWO Reboot Discussion

    39:41 The Hollywood Hogans and NWO Speculations

    41:12 WWE's Current Storylines and Character Developments

    42:45 Clash in Italy: Match Predictions and Analysis

    46:22 Cody Rhodes vs. Gunther: Title Stakes

    48:16 Tribal Combat: Roman Reigns vs. Jacob Fatu

    51:23 WWE vs. AEW: The Competitive Landscape

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  • Episode 64: WWE, AEW Double or Nothing, Unstoppable Knicks, Drake Iceman | Schoolboy Rollup |5/21/26
    2026/05/22

    The conversation covers the release and impact of Drake's album, as well as the rise to popularity of Danhausen in the wrestling world. It delves into the significance of Drake's album release and the impact it has had, as well as the discussion around Danhausen sudden rise to popularity in the wrestling industry. The conversation covers the anticipation of a wrestling event, humorous internet memes and inside jokes, and in-depth sports commentary and analysis. The hosts discuss the upcoming wrestling event, share inside jokes and memes, and provide detailed analysis of sports events and matches. The conversation covers AEW's improved storytelling, the current lackluster state of WWE's product, the crossover between MMA and wrestling, and the impact of legal issues on wrestling storylines.

    Takeaways

    • Drake's album release and impact
    • Danhausen rise to popularity Wrestling event anticipation
    • Internet memes and inside jokes
    • Sports commentary and analysis AEW's storytelling has improved
    • WWE's product is currently lacking
    • MMA and wrestling crossover
    • Impact of legal issues on wrestling storylines

    Chapters

    00:00 - Knicks game hype and the iconic MSG intro

    02:00 - Danhausen signs with a major talent agency

    04:19 - Drake’s triple album drop – the ultimate revenge shot

    07:47 - Roman Reigns theme song obsession

    09:03 - North Carolina adventures, minor league stadiums

    10:48 - Dust and Janice STFU shine on Drake’s album

    13:07 - Putting the album in context and reflecting on Drake’s comeback journey

    19:25 - Wrestling’s biggest events: AEW’s Double or Nothing

    22:25 - Will Ospreay’s storyline evolution

    28:49 - Inside jokes about soda, memes, and the inside humor

    31:02 - The hilarious journey of "neva neva neva"

    35:34 - The history of stadium stampedes

    38:29 - AEW’s top talents and upcoming PPV battles

    42:36 - The rise of Will Ospreay and WrestleMania-worthy main events

    50:31 - The frustrations of fast-forwarding through commercials in WWE

    54:47 - UFC’s wild fights, legends like Conor McGregor

    58:18 - The questionable law troubles of Ludwig Kaiser

    61:05 - The ongoing saga of tag teams, backstage drama

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