Most podcasts go out with a whimper, but today’s episode? We’re dropping the mic (and maybe a burger or two). Imagine a show so packed with humor, randomness, and epic snack debates that even Rob’s not here to ruin the vibe — it’s basically a ‘lost episode’ but with way more flavor. We’re talking final meals, food chaos, and the kind of wrestling speculation that could make YOU a booking genius. You’ll discover exactly what a true last meal looks like—think Lobster Rolls, Blueberry Lemonade, Taco Bell Crunch Wraps, and even some . . . unexpected food alliances. Plus, we unravel the mysterious allure of LA Knight’s rise to superstardom, turning wrestling into a comedy of epic proportions. No scripted jokes here—just two dudes riffing on celebrities, belts, and why Bronson Reed might be the greatest underdog story you’ve never heard of. And if you’re the type who thinks AEW is just a fancy acronym for “Absolutely Everything Wrestling,” then strap in. We break down Kenny Omega’s next chapter, the mysterious “SummerSlam” plans for Sammy, and how a Mets game might be the secret to all your future title reigns. Spoiler: it’s not about the good guys winning—it’s about snacks, chaos, and getting paid to talk about it. Imagine a world where “dog meat” is the highest praise, where Jalen Brunson’s NBA skills collide with WWE’s wildest storylines, and where LA Knight’s awkward clapping might just be his secret weapon. Need motivation to hit play? Well, if you like your episodes spicy, hilarious, and packed with enough wrestling buzz to keep you entertained till next week’s hiatus, this one’s for you. So whether you're a wrestling nerd, a snack enthusiast, or just someone who loves a good laugh, this episode hits every mark. Perfect for the drive, the gym, or just to avoid adulting for a bit. Hit play and join us—before Rob tries to post it in the “Rob’s Not Here” folder. Trust us, your earbuds will thank you.

Chapters

00:00 - The schoolyard adieu or just another cliffhanger?
00:13 - Food fight: chicken parm vs. Italian mystery menus
00:42 - The salad test: how to judge a restaurant like a pro
01:52 - The last supper fantasy: taco bells, burgers, and dreams
02:46 - Taco Bell crunch wraps: crunchy secrets revealed
03:50 - The "final" meal: steak, tacos, and unbaked cookies—oh my!
04:46 - AEW and WWE opponent or allies? The Kenny Omega scoop
10:04 - SummerSlam preview: Sami Zayn and the wild predictions
12:10 - Kenny Omega’s main event gambit and the eventual Ospreay showdown
14:46 - The elusive AEW and WWE superstar crossover dream
15:58 - Sami's short reign, long-term potential, and the art of losing with style
18:04 - Mick Foley's record-breaking title runs—short and sweet
19:23 - The rise and fall (and rise again) of Sami Zayn
20:37 - Punk, CM, and the unpredictable chaos of backstage politics
22:42 - The heel turn potential and Punk’s future in the realm of wrestling
27:21 - Madison Square Garden, the Knicks, and the wild idea of NBA wrestlers in the ring
29:31 - The wild rumor of WWE stars and the fantasy of cross-promotional chaos
32:22 - LA Knight, Gable, and the quest for the Money in the Bank case
35:12 - The countdown begins: October 10 and the race for the briefcase
36:50 - New stars rising: Gable, Bronson Rees, and the story arcs ahead
38:13 - The “vision” storyline: how factions are shaping up in WWE
45:27 - Seamus' near-miss, the Mets, and whether AEW will steal WWE’s Irish hero
50:01 - The hall of fame journey—will Seamus jump ship?
54:45 - The no-Rob episode: celebrating the chaos and the future of wrestling podcasting
55:37 - The end of the "Jannetti ranking" – who is truly the king?