We've got another all-timer of a B-movie that was featured in an episode of MST3K! This time, a runaway human flees cyborg and dinosaurs sent through time to track him down! Join Tom and Ryan as they talk about cheap sets, whirring motors, and what it means to lack opposable thumbs. It's our review of Future War!

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0:02:55 - Background

0:20:00 - Summary

0:29:45 - Notable Scenes

0:33:50 - The Good

0:38:30 - The Bad

0:56:00 - The Ugly

0:57:35 - Final Thoughts

George A. Romero is an icon of modern horror for his Dead series of films. But hackneyed remakes of those films...might be a little less iconic. Join Tom and Ryan as they talk screamers, immoral scientists, and vegetarian zombies. It's our review of the 2008 version of Day of the Dead!

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0:02:50 - Background

0:25:00 - Summary

0:38:10 - Notable Scenes

0:45:30 - The Good

0:53:20 - The Bad

1:10:15 - The Ugly

1:15:20 - Final Thoughts

Start your engines for a Roger Corman cult classic! Who will win a futuristic and deadly cross-country race set in a dystopian America in the year 2000? And why is one driver named Frankenstein? Join Tom and Ryan as they talk satire, budget restrictions, and soulless remakes; it's our review of Death Race 2000!

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0:02:30 - Background

0:34:50 - Summary

0:47:45 - Notable Scenes

0:53:20 - The Good

1:03:00 - The Bad

1:18:40 - The Ugly

1:23:50 - Final Thoughts

What happens when a Hercules-lite ends up in the land of the Amazons? A bottomless well of blatantly sexist comedy! Join Tom and Ryan as they discuss Rube Golderberg machines, annoying parrots, and meandering plotlines in this sword-and-sandals stinker. It's our review of Colossus and the Amazon Queen!

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0:04:05 - Background

0:22:40 - Summary

0:36:05 - Notable Scenes

0:40:35 - The Good

0:44:15 - The Bad

0:53:35 - The Ugly

0:59:05 - Final Thoughts

We're adding to our "decapitated head kept alive" repertoire with a film that dares to ask the question: what if Hitler hadn't died? What an original thought! Join Tom and Ryan as they discuss added footage, melodramatic dictator faces, and brutal efficienct with grenades. It's our review of They Saved Hitler's Brain!

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0:04:20 - Background

0:17:00 - Summary

0:31:20 - Notable Scenes

0:34:35 - The Good

0:41:15 - The Bad

0:51:55 - The Ugly

0:54:15 - Final Thoughts

What happens when you take two Hong Kong martial arts movies and smash them together? And what happens if you don't smash them together particularly well? You end up with this week's movie! Join Tom and Ryan as they discuss English-on-English dubs, revenge quests, and hats that say "Ninja." It's our review of Full Metal Ninja!

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0:03:40 - Background

0:12:20 - Summary

0:20:45 - Notable Scenes

0:28:05 - The Good

0:31:45 - The Bad

0:42:00 - The Ugly

0:46:50 - Final Thoughts

We've reviewed trucker movies. We've reviewed space movies. So it's high time we finally review space trucking movies! What happens when Dennis Hopper has to deliver some suspect cargo to Earth? And why is Charles Dance talking about his wang? Join Tom and Ryan as they discuss killer robots, toilet robots, and half-man half-robots. It's our review of Space Truckers!

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0:02:55 - Background

0:30:50 - Summary

0:46:35 - Notable Scenes

0:52:20 - The Good

0:56:55 - The Bad

1:11:10 - The Ugly

Roleplaying games, and Dungeons & Dragons especially, are so hot right now. Heck, they even made a movie! No, not THAT one; the one from 2000 with Jeremy Irons and CGI that was already ten years out of date when it was made. Join Tom and Ryan as they discuss boob armor, Spirit Halloween props, and overacting vs underacting. It's our review of 2000's own Dungeons and Dragons!

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0:03:10 - Background

0:25:15 - Summary

0:38:55 - Notable Scenes

0:46:30 - The Good

0:51:40 - The Bad

1:08:00 - The Ugly