Sara Pascoe turns up for old times' sake, gets grilled by not one but two Sarah's, pitches a Thursday Murder Club rival called The Wednesday Hospice Pickpocket Club, and has her own historic bankruptcy read out live on air by an AI bot with a long memory and no filter. We welcome Queensmith CEO Brett Afshar for this week's theme, Diamonds, and somebody ends up wearing a £185,000 ring.

0:17 Going Through My Dead Nan's Handbag

2:19 The Locket

2:45 Enter Sarah Pascoe

3:12 Licky

3:36 Catching Up: "Long Time No See"

3:50 The YFCs and the Boadicea Chariot Comedy Analogy

7:03 The Weirdos Book Club

7:13 Flight from Death Row and the Withered Twin Theory

8:38 Comedians Training Their Dogs

8:58 Amanda Lamb, Shepherd

9:49 Sarah's Verdict on AI

10:20 The U2 Album Everyone Hated

11:49 The Houseboat on the Strait of Hormuz

12:14 Turning Down Riyadh and Dubai

13:16 Enter the Other Sarah (the AI Bot)

16:02 You Must Be Joking and The Tomorrow People

18:38 The Belt That Made His Trousers Fall Down

19:16 Meeting Cariad Lloyd at University

20:11 The Wisest Thing Anyone's Said About Podcasts

24:19 The Participation Song

25:11 Would I Lie to You and the Lee Mack Rule

26:09 The QI Fee and the BBC Tartan

26:57 Hosting Have I Got News for You (and the Glue Prank)

28:31 Last One Laughing and the Case for Bob Mortimer

30:24 Should Roisin Be Allowed in the Room?

32:04 A Cigar and Her First-Ever Stand-Up Gig

33:07 Interrupted by a Deliveroo (For Greg Wallace)

41:44 Twix Drop (Possibly Poisoned)

42:20 Why AI Should Run on Sewage

44:16 Sacked from The Great British Sewing Bee

46:14 The Thursday Murder Club and the Hospice Pickpocket Pitch

50:50 Medievaloo

52:48 Theme of the Week: Diamonds with Brett Afshar

53:23 What Actually Is a Diamond?

54:34 How Diamonds Reach the Surface

55:36 The History of the Diamond Engagement Ring

56:43 Where in the World Diamonds Are Mined

58:47 How You Cut a Diamond With a Diamond

59:26 The Largest Diamond Ever Found

1:00:33 What Makes a Diamond Valuable

1:01:37 Carats, Explained

1:04:38 Trying On a £185,000 Ring

1:06:53 Blood Diamonds and Diamond Ethics

1:08:06 Lab-Grown Diamonds

1:11:30 Harry's Joke Corner

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