If you could download any skill straight into your brain like The Matrix, what would it be? The crew also gets into whether Roz ever feels the urge to teach Chloe how to cook, who’s actually the best poker player on the show (Vegas experience and “street smarts” are debated), and if Roz has ever thought about working on a golf course thanks to his love of lawn care. Mocha opens up about turning in early, sleep struggles, and whether supplements like magnesium are part of his nighttime routine. Plus: the ultimate breakfast plate breakdown, sausage vs. bacon, eggs done right, and a brutal choice — would you rather never text again or never talk on the phone again?

The crew attempts a viral screaming challenge that immediately goes off the rails, breaks down Chloe’s very specific vision‑board goals, and gives life advice to listeners hitting milestone birthdays — including turning 40 and 60. Plus, Maurie interviews the viral duo Twink and a Redhead, who were the first to stay at The Cottage from Heated Rivalry, admits he’s broke on payday, and the team fields calls about nose piercings, birthday surprises, annoying songs stuck in your head, squatter hunters, Reddit oddities, and a very adorable four‑year‑old big sister.

The Roz & Mocha Retro Show! Special guest this week.. Mocha!